Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Isn't FFWBT a self-professed LotR expert? This brainlet makes it so easy to debunk anything he says.
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This FFwBT gets a LotR tattoo on his flabby fat lady arm and he never read the books. My sides are officially split and I literally can't even. He's such a fucking consoomer. What's the over-under on the monthly amount Fat pays for streaming services? It has to be over $100.
 
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FinnSven said:
The only problem is that Caesar was competent and a massive over-achiever.

He was also by accounts likable, undoubtedly fit and not fat into his fifties.

Not only did he have biological children, including one with Cleopatra, he also adopted children, which makes him a better father than Fatrick.

There is no evidence either way that he ground up Nubian children to make Roman sausage, so that can be left to speculation.
But Romans of his era were not especially big meat eaters.

All in all, not a B.C. Fatrick.
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There is some tragic irony though in the idea that even the greatest of men can become akin to fatrick in their final moments.

Its the flip side of when absolute losers and failures of humanity end their lives by running into a burning building to save a screaming child or willingly acting as bait for a mass shooter so others might escape or any other examples of the most wretched and least accomplished of men or women going out with an unexpected swan song of heroism and selflessness or even just raw defiance at the universe

A maggot might die like a hero, a hero might die like a maggot, and even a Caesar might die like a Fat Faggot (with bitch tits)
 
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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
What's the over-under on the monthly amount Fat pays for streaming services? It has to be over $100.
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Has he talked about subscribe-binge-cancel? Because I could see him doing that because he's poor as fuck.

But I bet you could work out what shit he's subscribed to just by what he's blathering about online (though even much of that seems entirely superficial; his takes on things could be gleaned from reading reddit, though if he read reddit he'd probably spell Gollum right).
 
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It is mid afternoon in Milwaukee and fatrick is once again thinking about little boys suckin dicks
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Judge Holden said:
It is mid afternoon in Milwaukee and fatrick is once again thinking about little boys suckin dicks
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He's like if you asked an AI to create the most deranged, extreme leftist lunatic possible. The insane part is, he thinks this is important work he's doing. Like he truly believes he's changing the world for the better with these tweets.
 
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Judge Holden said:
It is mid afternoon in Milwaukee and fatrick is once again thinking about little boys suckin dicks
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I .... am actually going to press ❌ to doubt, but someone would have to do the math. I suspect that the number of faggots from single parent/single child families is way above the number of faggots from large families, but I haven't researched it.

(I think the idiot is even saying it wrong, he's trying to say that the more kids you have the more likey that ONE of them will be a faggot, but that is only true if faggotry is evenly and randomly distributed.)
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
I .... am actually going to press ❌ to doubt, but someone would have to do the math. I suspect that the number of faggots from single parent/single child families is way above the number of faggots from large families, but I haven't researched it.

(I think the idiot is even saying it wrong, he's trying to say that the more kids you have the more likey that ONE of them will be a faggot, but that is only true if faggotry is evenly and randomly distributed.)
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It’s statistically more likely to be a poofter if you are a boy, the more older brothers you have, from the same mother.

The vague theory on this is the mother will develop an “immunity” to having boy fetuses inside her and responds by producing more estrogen.
 
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Pat liked his Big Fat Mexican Vacation so much that he mentioned buying a winter home in the Yucatan. I wonder if he would consider the beautiful and affordable town of Merida instead of Valladolid?
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Buy a vacation home? With what money? I doubt Nikki's mom or the SFWA will splash out for his dream duplex villa with the smokehouse out back and the dual carport for the Rustang and bike.
 
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Judge Holden said:
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By Fat Rick's logic, everyone was just secretly gay for thousands of years and they all voted for Biden. That's why they had children, which requires sex with the other gender. Totally not because faggots are inherent predators who reproduce through molesting little boys.
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PS2 Nishiki said:
By Fat Rick's logic, everyone was just secretly gay for thousands of years and they all voted for Biden. That's why they had children, which requires sex with the other gender. Totally not because faggots are inherent predators who reproduce through molesting little boys.
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No way in hell she loves him. If your wife gave even the tiniest fuck about you, she'd tell you, "Honey, are you really leaving the house looking like that?!"

But then if you're a fat faggot with bitch tits that married a pill-sedated lesbian things like love, affection, respect, and partnership are totally absent from your relationship.
 
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Judge Holden said:
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Fatrick praises the virtue of mass producing kids to get more future fags yet he had one kid and gave up. Is he secretly alt right? Why doesn’t he want to fill the world with little gay Fatricks?

Does he secretly know that if he had a bunch of kids they would be turned into pepperoni?
 
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This likely was posted but Threads Patrick Russian submarine expert, Author. Pundit. Contributor for NASA's Unexplained Files and Strange Evidence. is showing his expertise in Russian naval technology. No stalkers childs is capable of such subtle genius.
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Subs lose their anechoic tiles on deployment all the time. Ours do the same thing. Hell, they also come back after a deployment liberally coated with sea life. Its not top secret insider sub expert information when you can read it in a Tom Clancy novel.

But then fattycakes isn't real big on reading, is he?
 
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