Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.8%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.7%
  • Total voters
    349
Third World Aristocrat said:
Rekieta Law: Do what I say, Don't do what I do - A Balldoverse™ Story
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Nice work.

I remember that particular PKA stream with Nick, even watched it back when I still liked him.

This man is on a mission to ruin every single former stream and appearance where he was likeable. He is adamant in making sure you know everything you liked before was a lie, and THIS is the real him, whether you want it or not.
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Alright, which of you is this? This is gay.

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This will be great for the prosecutor for the felonies Nick has. The prosecution will be able to setup a pattern of Nick not caring about his actions and leaving simple ticket infractions unattended. If the prosecution is smart they could leverage this to show that he did not care about anything including his children during his cocaine use sessions.
 
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It's so qOver, BalldoBros!
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lilmayo420 said:
How does this retard still have a license. Eight tickets in one month is absolutely absurd.
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I'm still amazed that he still hasn't paid them. The one advantage Nick still has is money and one of the beat things to do with money is to make problems go away. Bro has a lot of problems right about now.
 
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unimpressed cabbage said:
I concur and admire the generosity. There is a big difference though between realizing in 2019 vs. suddenly realizing well into 2023/2024. I don’t even mean onlookers who legitimately may not have known from not being terminally online, but any of his buddies who streamed with him into 2023-2024 for non-law purposes—especially those who partied with him in person like Mindset, can get fucked as far as I’m concerned.
Sean and maybe an occasional boomer like Gosney are excluded for obvious reasons.
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I like Gosney. He isn't versed or highly opinionated on Balldo, but he's a damn smart criminal lawyer. And his pet profile pics are endearing to me.
Legal Mindset, however, I've found insufferable since Rekeita's youtube deletion milestone. He was championing this inept clown like Rekeita was Clarence Darrow or something. Of course I also didn't agree with Rekeita's channel being deleted for battling with troons either, but Legal Mindset's elaborate dickriding and Twitter text walls propping Nick up to be some martyr who created lawtube was just gay as fuck. Meanwhile Emily D Baker still pulls over 30k daily live & created more success for her peers than Nick has the capacity to understand... with 2 kids & a husband (always been funny to me how her name goes unmentioned in the conversation of founding "lawtube").
And all that for what. Nick's channel got restored almost immediately lol. Wasn't it deleted in error? Lord knows i can't remember all the Balldo shit.
But back then Legal Mindset could really not wait to get on Nick's streams and drink, take his shirt off, coom along & dick ride all the way up until the Pippa drama. And coomalot is a retarded faggot, but I'd agree Mindset is a pussy for not informing him of their professional ties being severed, considering they'd collabed so much prior.
Don't get me started on the Drex shit. And frankly a site that helps exclusively "gentlemen" relocate to Asia... that's weird. Why not women too? Don't any women ever seek to visit Asia? Hm.
 
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Crinoids said:
I know this post is from two days ago, and this is some wacky/schizo shit: but I just want to point out that a lot of Christian deliverance ministers immediately tell people to get rid of imagery of the joker, or of any jesters and clowns in their home. There are many, many accounts of people being paranormally attacked by clown/jester/joker spirits. Many demonologists and conspiracy researchers think that clowns were real beings (as in not in costumed) that were nephalim that got flushed during the great flood.
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That thing looks so actively sinister, that it almost overshadows how retarded it is as a decoration. It's distracting, doesn't tie the room together, and is immature and edgy to the point of looking satirical.
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good lord are christians regarded
 
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Crinoids said:
I know this post is from two days ago, and this is some wacky/schizo shit: but I just want to point out that a lot of Christian deliverance ministers immediately tell people to get rid of imagery of the joker, or of any jesters and clowns in their home. There are many, many accounts of people being paranormally attacked by clown/jester/joker spirits. Many demonologists and conspiracy researchers think that clowns were real beings (as in not in costumed) that were nephalim that got flushed during the great flood.
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That thing looks so actively sinister, that it almost overshadows how retarded it is as a decoration. It's distracting, doesn't tie the room together, and is immature and edgy to the point of looking satirical.
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Just one more sinister artifact polluting the aura of the balldo crack bunker.
 
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Very well regarded. I agree.
Crinoids said:
I know this post is from two days ago, and this is some wacky/schizo shit: but I just want to point out that a lot of Christian deliverance ministers immediately tell people to get rid of imagery of the joker, or of any jesters and clowns in their home. There are many, many accounts of people being paranormally attacked by clown/jester/joker spirits. Many demonologists and conspiracy researchers think that clowns were real beings (as in not in costumed) that were nephalim that got flushed during the great flood.
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That thing looks so actively sinister, that it almost overshadows how retarded it is as a decoration. It's distracting, doesn't tie the room together, and is immature and edgy to the point of looking satirical.
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Does Nick really need a Fifth Tulpa in his lore? We have the corner demon, the two ceiling cats, and Magi-chan already. At some point we're going to find out his house was built on an Indian burial ground.
 
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