Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 196 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 774 32.4%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 451 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 492 20.6%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 258 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,388
It would be funny watching her shitty tattoos get stretched to shit and rekt.
The one on her stomach would definitely be fucked. She’s built like a fridge and loves to eat so I could easily see her packing on 50 pounds. She said she got up to 145 just not caring and eating whatever she wanted during her bald arc so she can pack on some meat.
 
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'Loving what I've become'. Yeah, daddy would be proud.
 
'Loving what I've become'.

it's like she's typing out the affirmations she's telling herself for everyone to read, to change their perception of her and... reinforce the positive affirmation and make it real for her?

We're at that point in the anisa-BPD-cycle, sound's very plausible. another 'ive never been so healthy and self-assured in my life before, I LOVE MYSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER UwU' post is on the horizon!'
 
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I don’t know why I got several disagrees, pregnancy and childbirth change the body permanently and everyone knows the risks are higher over 30 and recovery takes longer than it would for a 24 year old.
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This is a woman who admits she has severe body issue problems and can’t stand an ugly photo of her floating around. If she has a child she’d bitch and moan to get a tummy tuck since they’re not that expensive or invasive at the minimum. She got fake tits when she didn’t need them to “boost her confidence” and body image, of course she’d have to fix some damage from a pregnancy.

The shitcast dropped
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Edit: dropping this in and will let everyone speculate as to what they’re talking about

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wow, it'd be like the Paul Atreides of Palestinians
And when he's coming of age (and since they're living in junkie-infested Seattle), he's being put under the Bong Jabbar test. But jokes aside, Anisa should be the last person to breed. I'm worried about how fucked the kid is gonna be. Maybe it'll be close to Rackets-tier.
 
What an ugly line up cept for Reeves and TierZoo.
Also shocks me that I learned yesterday Uncle Dane threw his career away for this shit. Must of made all the TF2 Engineer vids there was to make
Ed March is fantastic, his C90 adventures channel is great.
 
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Ian had a vasectomy few years ago, they even celebrated it. So I guess it will be an another men's kid?

Do you think Ian let Anisa sleep with other men, while he watches them in the corner?

Or maybe this all just some stupid hype around getting a new dog. You know dog mommy and dog daddy.
 
The pregnant Anisa arc is how she will dodge fighting in cuck clash 3 followed by a miscarriage arc.
Does anyone here think she has the gumption to try and fake a pregnancy and then lead into a miscarriage arc for sympathy and attention?
I expect them to be retarded enough like Ethan Klein and malnourish their kid so bad it has organ failures.
What.
For real?
I don’t know why I got several disagrees, pregnancy and childbirth change the body permanently and everyone knows the risks are higher over 30 and recovery takes longer than it would for a 24 year old.
Your phrasing was a little insensitive, and this is the beauty parlor.

While it's true that some things will never be the same a woman can go back to having a thin and fit body post pregnancy, and I know that's something a lot of women feel really insecure about.

I don't think this is a case of you being wrong, but being a little bit too general in your wording, initally.
I'm assuming you are a dude. This is a wahmen's space, fren. The culture is gonna be a little different.

Or I could be completely off base. In which case just rate me autistic. <3

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I don’t know why I got several disagrees, pregnancy and childbirth change the body permanently and everyone knows the risks are higher over 30 and recovery takes longer than it would for a 24 year old.
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broader hips and larger breasts arent a negative though
biggest issues are usually weight gain (reversible) and maybe postpartum depression (which anisa will 100% milk for internet pity points)
 
broader hips and larger breasts arent a negative though
biggest issues are usually weight gain (reversible) and maybe postpartum depression (which anisa will 100% milk for internet pity points)

Loose skin and stretch marks are a big negative for a woman like her. If you breastfeed, breasts will normally sag and stretch marks are very common on breasts. You would have to be superhuman to come out of pregnancy and childbirth unscathed and go back to a perfectly flat stomach, no stretch marks and perfect breasts in a few months or even years. Im not trying to be insensitive, it’s just nature. There is no issue and it’s fine for sane people, my point was Anisa won’t be able to handle those changes.
 
I wonder if this was part of the reason she got her implants removed, have they maybe been trying for a while and she is planning on breastfeeding? I remember she talked about pregnancy a while ago around the time PewDiePie had his baby. Everyone speculated that Anisa would want to emulate them.
She recently said on the pod that she doesnt want kids, and Ian wanted them more but her saying that was swaying him. I dint think the implant removal is anything other then than her own selfish reasons. It’s either accidental pregnancy / pregnancy scare (which would imply they do have sex hmmm) or she’s contemplating having a baby and asking her simps for input.
 
Loose skin and stretch marks are a big negative for a woman like her. If you breastfeed, breasts will normally sag and stretch marks are very common on breasts.
hm yeah
usually i'd say that's such a minor thing it's barely worth mentioning, but for her it's a big deal because her career is built around shoving her tits into cameras to bait incels into sending her money. this could actually be a serious problem for her.
 
That was a joke image, as funny as it'd be Ian has not publicly gotten a vasectomy.
I might misremember it, but wasn't they also talk about it on one of their first podcast?
Something like Anisa proudly telling that how Ian is considerate and he was her first boyfriend
who didn't want to fuck her without a condom. And Ian replied something like he doesn't want kids
and there was -at least to me- a strong hint on Ian having a vasectomy.
Of course it would be an interesting turn of events if this news is actually true and Ian actually will become a father.
Although I'm not so sure it will be good for the kid. He/she will have a very, very hard life and a future.
 
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