Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Catgirl Tyranid]

OHMAHGAWD I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THAT GAME!!!

At this point I'd be surprised if you haven't made a Facebook account just to get in close contact with the subject and try to play that sympathetic friend game.

@Fapcop You're technically a farmer therefore Kayla is off limits.

This shouldn't need to be said, but DO. NOT. SEDUCE. THE. COW.

 

[Sharpeteer]

DO. NOT. SEDUCE. THE. COW.

That was fucking funny. lmfao

You can imagine the mental image.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

@Fapcop You're technically a farmer therefore Kayla is off limits.

This shouldn't need to be said, but DO. NOT. SEDUCE. THE. COW.

Well, I don't want to lawyer too much but we could reapply the seduce statue to Nulls orientation, and we get:

My line is "if you feel so compelled to intervene and talk to LEO seduce the cow, you should be doing it out of the goodness of your own heart, not to post about it on the Kiwi Farms and get stickers."

So, if it's from the goodness of your heart Fapcop, just don't post about this

EDIT: Maybe fapcop believes in a thing called love... ♩ ♫ ♬

 

[Sharpeteer]

So, if it's from the goodness of your heart Fapcop, just don't post about this

It's not his heart he's working for. lol

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

I wish Nick a million moving violations

It would appear he's trying to rack them up regardless of your wishes

 

[Major]

My impression is that Keanu made him realize that he was being love bombed by a manipulative crack whore. She even had to describe what love bombing was.

It really is starting to sound more and more like a cocaine-fueled cult isn't it?

 

[Angry Crustacean]

It really is starting to sound more and more like a cocaine-fueled cult isn't it?

Nick said he wasn't very good at the cult leader thing and needed to get better at it. A rare moment of honesty, posed poorly as humor.

 

[BONECRUSHER]

good lord are christians regarded

Protestants

 

[MrReeShopper]

@Fapcop You're technically a farmer therefore Kayla is off limits.

This shouldn't need to be said, but DO. NOT. SEDUCE. THE. COW.

"Don't woo the poo"?

 

[Fapcop]

Well, I don't want to lawyer too much but we could reapply the seduce statue to Nulls orientation, and we get:

So, if it's from the goodness of your heart Fapcop, just don't post about this

Kindness, yes! A humanitarian mission if you will! My penis is packing tents and medical supplies as we speak.

I kid. I kid.

Though it would be kinda funny if I outdid that guy who fucked DSP’s sister in law at a motel and posted pics here afterwards.

 

[Oxous]

Apologies if I missed this earlier in the thread - Hadn't seen it brought up, and perhaps it doesn't really matter due to the unconditional bail. But in the tour of the new studio, on the Elissa Clips channel, you can see what appear to be Booze boxes, if not the actual booze itself (presumably in the boxes). Specifically the blue one labeled Whistlepig, which is indeed a brand of whiskey Rekieta has spoken about before.
I'm not savvy enough to figure out how to unblur & clear this up to read the others. But this might be enough to discuss how he has not, in fact, cleared the liquor out. Or if he has, he kept the fancy boxes, which is not the behavior of someone who wants to clean up their act. Like the empty fifths up on the plant shelf of any good alcoholic.

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I am pretty certain that is indeed a whiskey box. Do you think he paid for either of the options?

 

[DumbDude43]

Kindness, yes! A humanitarian mission if you will! My penis is packing tents and medical supplies as we speak.

I kid. I kid.

Though it would be kinda funny if I outdid that guy who fucked DSP’s sister in law at a motel and posted pics here afterwards.

if you bang kayla then you can go on MATI or kino casino to talk about it!
this is your ticket to becoming rich and famous on the internet! a true e-celeb! a sektur personality!

 

[Lain of the Wired]

@Fapcop, don't let everyone shitting on you for being a creepy degenerate simp get you down. I'm sure if you keep whiteknighting, kayla will dm you on her secret farms account to save her. You'll be relaxing with a pilled out kayla and watching star trek after a long night of reenacting your favourite pornhub vids (we all know you have them bookmarked you creepy bastard) in no time.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Kindness, yes! A humanitarian mission if you will! My penis is packing tents and medical supplies as we speak.

I kid. I kid.

Please don't tell us if she makes you wear the Balldo.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Do you think till the trial comes there will be another speeding by Nick and one of the cop might pull him off the road?

Wouldn't be funny if the cop realize who he pulled off, and will search his car for drugs and actually find some?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

if you bang kayla then you can go on MATI or kino casino to talk about it!
this is your ticket to becoming rich and famous on the internet! a true e-celeb! a sektur personality!

If he also went and dug up mama JF and fucked her he would truly be a legend

 

[Strix454]

Small town + family money = lots of leeway.

The latest tickets are a bust out on the interstate not close to home.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I regret to inform you all that in a stroke of genius, Nicholas Rekieta got convicted of ANOTHER four traffic violations today
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He failed to appear and contest it, and also got issued two more fines for not paying the original one. Case number 73-VB-24-3399. This appears in the same county as the last conviction but in other county than the rest

Dang kids. Don't they know they should be going to court and paying his fines. Nick is too busy killing himself with drugs, alcohol, and whores to take care petty things like traffic tickets and his kids. Unironically I think nick is trying to kill himself with drugs and alcohol because he's not happy with his life.

 

[Affirmative Blacktion]

What's a a qover?
Combo between words coven and quadruple?

 

[DemsBNutz]

Well, I don't want to lawyer too much but we could reapply the seduce statue to Nulls orientation, and we get:

So, if it's from the goodness of your heart Fapcop, just don't post about this

EDIT: Maybe fapcop believes in a thing called love... ♩ ♫ ♬
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Wait is that a pic of todd rodgers the cheater of all things 2600??? If so I shall call him todd the fapper going forward