Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I bet he hates Mexicans because the moment he tries that once, more than likely it'll never happen again after that.

Well he did try bringing a knife to deal with the chupapis.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Well he did try bringing a knife to deal with the chupapis.

More likely to soothe his ego and feel badass. I doubt for a second he would ever have had the guts to pull the blade on any spics who were hassling him. They would have taken it away and shoved it up his culo if he ever did.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

More likely to soothe his ego and feel badass. I doubt for a second he would ever have had the guts to pull the blade on any spics who were hassling him. They would have taken it away and shoved it up his culo if he ever did.

Colton acts like a tough guy but he's all bark and no bite. Based on the details Joseph provided, I wouldn't be surprised if he brought the knife to get back at the Latinos, but he pussed out and got caught in another way, resulting in the infamous mugshot. He'd be posting here if he wasn't such a wuss.

Come on Colton, even the other recent halal pedophile brony @Peppermint Swirl posts in his thread and tries to defend other pedo degenerates. I thought you only spoke true facts.

 

[Glowie]

Colton is thead banned? Or he likes to spy with socks account?

One report get the sock banner banned ,Wendigo is a patsy

Speaking of whom. Both mother and father live together, but it's a strained marriage. The father's a dick who might have schizophrenia. The mother's sweet but a bit dim. Colton hates his father (surprise), and he's verbally abusive to his mother (calling her a cunt once).

Schizophrenia is genetic and can be inherited. I haven't called Colton schizophrenic as banter, his behaviour and very strong delusions look like schizophrenia.

 

[Drip Torch]

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All his neighbors are Mexicans lmao

Living in the American West? You dont say. If Colton wasnt a permanently disfigured abomination with the personality of a burning dog turd, he could be throwing back cervezas with his neighbors. If I hear my Hispanic neighbors playing music outside, its time to pop a top and say hello.

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

Living in the American West? You dont say. If Colton wasnt a permanently disfigured abomination with the personality of a burning dog turd, he could be throwing back cervezas with his neighbors. If I hear my Hispanic neighbors playing music outside, its time to pop a top and say hello.

Oh he hates it whenhis neighbors play the songs of the old country. He calls it "circus music". Odd coming from someone who likes a band that wears clown makeup (no, he's not a Juggalo, I'm talking about Ghost).

 

[NaggotFigger]

Fat fuck's reviews. Most of them are literally him complaining about the prices and Spics here, whilst being a NEET incel neckbeard brony tranny that leeches money and life force of his mommy and watch horse porn and goon to them, complaining how women never fuck him. Also, laughing at the fact that he wants not to be called as Colton or being referred as a man and denies his sick fuckery, yet gets misgendered by this based waitress at Subway.
What a fucking loser

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Coming back to the thread, his personality combined with the fact he's a troon has been bothering the fuck out of me for a while, like I swear I've seen someone like this somewhere. I kept asking myself where the hell have I seen someone like this before? And then watching some youtube videos I got recommended something that gave me the answer immediately.

>This motherfucker is IRL Garrison when he trooned out

I cannot unsee it now and my sides are in orbit.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Ha ha. Little man riding his big boy bike around town when he can't get mommy to drive him to go get hamburgers and chocky milk.

 

[NaggotFigger]

He is sleeping in mama's embrace now.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

As far as I can tell, @JustaBatto95 is completely banned

LMAO imagine being so fucking obnoxious you get completely banned from the Farms in just a few months, and having all the sub-cultures that linger on here equally hate your guts.

Jfc

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

LMAO imagine being so fucking obnoxious you get completely banned from the Farms in just a few months, and having all the sub-cultures that linger on here equally hate your guts.

Jfc

I have a sneaking suspicion that he'll get kicked out of Hell.

 

[Josephine Knezevic]

He is sleeping in mama's embrace now.
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He was refreshing like crazy.

too much of a pussy to comment here

I think he's too coward to comment, also an awful person.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

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Fat fuck's reviews. Most of them are literally him complaining about the prices and Spics here, whilst being a NEET incel neckbeard brony tranny that leeches money and life force of his mommy and watch horse porn and goon to them, complaining how women never fuck him. Also, laughing at the fact that he wants not to be called as Colton or being referred as a man and denies his sick fuckery, yet gets misgendered by this based waitress at Subway.
What a fucking loser

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[Mechanical Pencil]

>This motherfucker is IRL Garrison when he trooned out

With zero prompting, I had this exact thought this morning in the shower. Great minds think alike!

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I have a sneaking suspicion that he'll get kicked out of Hell.

If troon's lives are a living hell maybe he'll kick himself out of it via the 41 and done method

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I made an interesting discovery...

For Colton​

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Spoiler: Local Archive

There's something I noticed in the description:

There's a link to Colton's channel with the name "ghostguy15", which isn't surprising given Colton's love of Ghostbusters.

Is this Colton? Well, I actually found a Wayback archive of Colton's channel from 2019:
Wayback Link
If you go to this archive and click the about section on the channel page, the about section isn't archived, but it will show the ghostguy15 name:

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[PS2 Nishiki]

If you go to this archive and click the about section on the channel page, the about section isn't archived, but it will show the ghostguy15 name:

That pooner has the fakest mustache to ever exist.

Anyways I looked up his name "Ghostguy15" on YouTube and found a shoutout from some guy named "Goofydood" on December 24, 2012.

Here we see a pre-axe wound Colton, two years before he cut his schlong off. This video pretty much confirms that Colton used to be named "Ghostguy15".

The best part is that the guy doing the video says a lot of nice things about everyone, then when it comes to Colton, he just says "uhh... yeah cool thanks for the support"

 

[JudyTester]

Amazon reviews from Colton

Alright, it is VITAL the world knows what those Amazon reviews pertain to. It's hidden in the links @Admiral Throbnelius posted but I have to highlight it.

Review 1:

This is for A Daft Punk vinyl, which was between $31 and $35 in September 2023. A lot to spend on something you could listen to online for an unemployed doofus, but hey, maybe Colton is just an audiophile.

Reviews 2 & 3:

2 is a He-man shark tank thingy. You pull it back and it goes on its own, leaving you more free effort to think about being almost 30 and spending $20 on a toy car. At least it's got a better front view than Colton's neo-vagina. Review 3 is a similarly-priced He-man plane thing. The base seems precarious, I bet Colton knocks this over when raging about being called a man.


Review 4:

This one is the real winner. I want you to picture Colton lounging in his mother's house in his room full of little he-man toys, listening to Daft Punk. You're not picturing it right. Because you don't know what he's wearing. The answer is... this fucking thing. This fucking $75 thing. The Officially Licensed Ghost Global Merchandising Services Papa IV Robe Blanket.

If you're not picturing Colton skulking around his mother's house in this yee yee ass Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat bootleg snuggie for edgelords while awkwardly holding the front shut and tripping on it because it's a full 200cm/6ft8in long, then your visualization is woefully inaccurate. Please note the inside is white to show the cat hair and stains of your choosing.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

This one is the real winner. I want you to picture Colton lounging in his mother's house in his room full of little he-man toys, listening to Daft Punk. You're not picturing it right. Because you don't know what he's wearing. The answer is... this fucking thing. This fucking $75 thing. The Officially Licensed Ghost Global Merchandising Services Papa IV Robe Blanket. If you're not picturing Colton skulking around his mother's house in this yee yee ass Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat bootleg snuggie for edgelords while awkwardly holding the front shut and tripping on it because it's a full 200cm/6ft8in long, then your visualization is woefully inaccurate. Please note the inside is white to show the cat hair and stains of your choosing.

Here's what I came up with.