Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[FieldPiece]

Dax is a Mexican and doesn't even know how to cook bistec properly. Tu dishonoro tu familio el midgeto. La vaca de juju es mejor homosexual.

 

[owed to joy]

"Why won't Daddy Jim focus on MY cow? I want it now now now! Otherwise he's a doody head!"

It's even funnier that he doesn't, given how badly Dax wants it.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Is it a coincidence both Juju and DSP are sperging out about steaks?

 

[Golden Boy]

Cookfag here to sperg about steaks. He probably used a sous vide but didn’t seal it properly, so the meat got boiled instead of cooked. He then completely failed to sear the steak properly afterwards, either the grill was low temp or he used a pan without the right oil/butter temp. It’s really funny because a sous vide is retard proof.

tldr he boiled the steak and he’s a templet.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I wouldn't be surprised if Dax has some anal beads somewhere to prepare himself for getting pegged.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I'm jealous that you guys can sit there and criticize Dax's steak, I'm too retarded to cook steak right and mine just looks barely better.

 

[Harm]

What even is "debunk a steak"? What sense does this make? Why don't you post the full screenshot you fucking pussy. Yes, if you sous vide a large steak like for a mere 45 minutes that you will be chewing through raw fat you furry retard.
Since he cropped the rest out, I'm going to say I was right. Cheap Mexican wetback didn't seal his ziplog baggies properly.

His hanger ones are some of the most retarded people alive.
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Cope.
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Still looks like fucking shit.

Maybe if you don't want people talking about it, don't show your dreadful cooking Juju.
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"Natural light doesn't make steak look good" is something Redbar has said in a rant on his show before and might be true. However, when Redbar made that point, it wasn't to say "this is a valid excuse for taking shitty photos of steak." It was to dunk on idiots like Dax who take retarded, unflattering photos of their food and then put it on social media for asspats.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

lol your steak sucks haha stupid idiot

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

It’s her

imagine if all the chucklefucks here decided to bother researching this 4 years ago instead of banning anyone saying Dax doesn't live in a mansion.

It's like a rerun of this thread in early 2020

its more like the good timeline version of this thread in early 2020. like someone went to the past to right what was wrong.

where Jez gets a threesome and ends with him reluctantly accepting to be fucked with a strapon

that can be taken in a different light if you watched the last season, turns out he was a closeted homo the entire time (much like Webb probably is)

That does a great job of reflecting a few threesome stories that friends have told me.

maybe its just because i'm a prude but even in porn it doesn't really look or seem fun, and thats with literal pros coordinating everything. Now with 4 people......

admitedly we don't have many photos of her and dick together, and this was probably the height of Maddox's courting, but they look extremely happy together. like if they got married they'd be posting similar photos with their stupid kids right now.

but every now and then he'll show up and act like a giant goofball in the middle of some big fight.

he's like the Konohamaru to Mike David's naruto. just like Mike didn't really get recognition until year 15 of his streaming career and only really figured out his schtick around year 10. JessePS has a similar trajectory. Before Jesse settled into going after lolcows he was interviewing other comedians and doing bits like airing the fights him and his girlfriend had.

Jesse really should get more recognition for literally being 5 years ahead of the farms on a lot of ideas.

He always described himself an engineer

for the love of god please someone find the Dick Masterson killstream episodes. the way he hypes himself as a modern day Doc Savage is insane on those.

 

[AltisticRight]

"Natural light doesn't make steak look good" is something Redbar has said in a rant on his show before and might be true. However, when Redbar made that point, it wasn't to say "this is a valid excuse for taking shitty photos of steak." It was to dunk on idiots like Dax who take retarded, unflattering photos of their food and then put it on social media for asspats.

If you need a bunch of tools and colour temperature controlled studio lighting to make a steak look good, you're either a product photographer making six digits a year, or your steak sucks.

Steak looking bad under sunlight is just cope.

You just have to diffuse the light with a $10 diffuser panel to make it look softer, that's it.

The amount of bullshit cope to polish Juju's udders is amazing, enjoy being steakguards I guess. If edibility is their standard, then I don't know what to say. When you post a photo, people are supposed to see it, yes?


@Desktop User2 how many steaks did you sear at the high end steakhouse you 100% processed goyslop haver?

Nice Kraft cheese, Juju. What do we call processed goyslop again?

 

[AnOminous]

I'm jealous that you guys can sit there and criticize Dax's steak, I'm too retarded to cook steak right and mine just looks barely better.

Watch this like two minute video from Gordon Ramsay and you too can cook an excellent steak that won't get you mocked online as a failed man who can't even cook a steak.

Incidentally I think the best part of this is where he leans the steaks on end with the fat strip to the pan to render the fat and then sautees it in its own fat.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

What does Gordon Ramsey know about steaks, what'd he ever do?

Dax is where it's at when it comes to manly cooking

 

[Chef Red Pill]

https://nitter.poast.org/dickmasterson/status/1802882738862874665#m

Shut up Dax, nobody's going to watch this kayfabe. "THIS ARTIST I'VE BEEN STALKING FOR OVER A YEAR WILL DEFINITELY RESPOND TO MY BAIT POST THIS TIME!" Make an account and respond to your head tenants directly or continue to ACK ACK ACK on that rope you've been hanging yourself with.

 

[Nate Higgers]

he's like the Konohamaru to Mike David's naruto. just like Mike didn't really get recognition until year 15 of his streaming career and only really figured out his schtick around year 10. JessePS has a similar trajectory. Before Jesse settled into going after lolcows he was interviewing other comedians and doing bits like airing the fights him and his girlfriend had.

Jesse really should get more recognition for literally being 5 years ahead of the farms on a lot of ideas.

I get more laughs from the Kino Casino but I like Podawful because he doesn’t break up the flow of the show as often to plug his grift. Once in a while he mentions the Pizza Fund. Comparatively, Warski and PPP will interrupt the show if ChucksSuckAndFuck or CasinoGloryholeAttendant drops ONE. HUNDRED. SUBS. WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHH BUDDY LETS GET A SUB TRAIN CHOOO CHOO ANDY PLAY THE FREEBIRD SOLO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Justtocheck]

Hey Dick, make a special stream where you teach Mint Salad the game of chess. Let's see if she's an idiot Savant or just an idiot you pimped out. Come on, this is the chance to unironically epically own us, proving you are not a retard pimp with a mini penis.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I'm jealous that you guys can sit there and criticize Dax's steak, I'm too retarded to cook steak right and mine just looks barely better.

As long as you don't post pictures of your shitty steak online, you can laugh at Juju doing that.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Hey Dick, make a special stream where you teach Mint Salad the game of chess. Let's see if she's an idiot Savant or just an idiot you pimped out. Come on, this is the chance to unironically epically own us, proving you are not a retard pimp with a mini penis.

No, no, even better: Dax should take Mint with him as his partner to the next jigsaw puzzle tournament he enters. The competition was mostly special needs children and their grandmothers the first time he went so maybe she’ll have some Rainman action going and she’ll magically ass-pull the win for him.

Either that or it’ll be the definitive proof that she’s a slobber bucket donkey brained retard. I know you’re reading this, Dax.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

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https://nitter.poast.org/dickmasterson/status/1802882738862874665#m

Shut up Dax, nobody's going to watch this kayfabe. "THIS ARTIST I'VE BEEN STALKING FOR OVER A YEAR WILL DEFINITELY RESPOND TO MY BAIT POST THIS TIME!" Make an account and respond to your head tenants directly or continue to ACK ACK ACK on that rope you've been hanging yourself with.

The attempt at throwing shade at Warski only highlights how obviously fucked Mint is when a literal room temperature sped like Warski can function, live on his own, and has an actual employment history, but the apparent genius needs to be lead by the hand by her manlet boyfriend.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

Maybe the curse passed over her and hit those two poor ladies. That's a shame.

She's alive and well. Last I heard, happily married. PPP was a little hard on her on the Casino imo. Iirc she had only ever been with her ex husband who was cheating on her, so maybe that explains falling for Dick Masterson's steak rizz. The curse seems to have missed her either way

I’m sure they’ll be some decent material, but my god that sounds like the most irritating thing to listen to.

It was kinda boring. They showed up doing a Kanye West thing. Riley wasn't able to say much. We did get a great call-in from turbo schizo Krimcl to threaten the families of "everyone who lies about the two of them and vito and dick" though, and Ralph addressed the "sampling mint" screencap.

Also Mint took an IQ test live on stream. She scored 125.

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1802883310575657431

 

[Journoscum]

We did get a great call-in from turbo schizo Krimcl to threaten the families of "everyone who lies about the two of them and vito and dick" though, and Ralph addressed

Internet IQ tests? Don't people realize those are bullshit when they're in middle school?