Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Smithfield Ham said:
You don't even need to be a steak expert or learn good tips and tricks to know this is a bad steak. You just have to look at how raw, rubbery and slimy it is. Anybody with critical thought would say "that needs more time on the burner." Unless you're a complete moron (Dax) or a suicidal binge-eater who can't wait more than five minutes before shoving something in his face (Jack Scalfani) there's no way you couldn't tell that needed more time.
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If you ask me his first mistake was asking Pat Tomlinson to come over and cook for him.
His second mistake was getting Pat to try the boiled steak recipe he got from Kengle.

That thing looks fucking disgusting.
Steak should be impossible to fuck up but he managed it.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Another theory: it might not necessarily be that she's a camgirl, but rather dressed like one and Maddox's group or some trolls were using it to push the camwhore narrative.
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There’s something going on. There’s a dedicated steam profile page dedicated to it and it’s still active

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Has some funny memes that still hold up.

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On this Episode of White Boy Summer, JuJu the balding Mexican that likes it in the pooper sends a mentally stunted hobbit to stalk, menace and annoy a Texas area black man over comic books. Will the Balldo emerge from the North to lawsplain it all away? Will Dax Herrera's disturbing bovine fetish make it into the court records of a very serious business Justice System? Or will it all just float away like the wet fart of a badly cooked steak? Find out by the end of JuJu June.
 
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Null said:
Was Marie a camgirl? If so, is there evidence of this?
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I think this rumour started with Aterios?

Here is the original post of Marie

commandercat said:
Lol
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Edit: I was a retard and quoted the wrong picture at first so embedded it as a link.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
According to a chatter in the stream, the unidentified guy in the infamous image is named Buzz Clark. It's not much, but it's a lead.
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Look at his shirt, "all hail the blue whale" was something from an old stream called "Gulf City". Should be another piece to that puzzle. If anyone wants/needs more information on it you are welcome to send me a DM here, I know a little more, but don't wanna clog up the thread anymore than i already have.
 
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Pissmaster said:
That image @commandercat posted looks like her, but also looks like it was from the late 2000s, when Marie was the prime age for camwhoring. So I'm guessing that's indeed her. But of course, there are no watermarks, and trying to find content from camgirl websites from 15 years ago that nobody cared to archive at the time is nearly impossible.
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I’d try some of the older sites for searches, things like Suicide Girls, if they’re even still around.
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CowMaster
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That’s a good fit for Juju, as the cow he roleplays as, & relating to the pack of tards he lords over & directs to carry out his bovine bidding.
 
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FieldPiece said:
If Juju is really using a sous vide to cook steak he's somehow even gayer than was previously known. Nothing says high test alpha prom king chad like cooking your steak in the fruitiest way possible. Yummy yummy microplastic covered steak!
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Yeah boiling steak in a bag ain't how I'd do it. Sous vide sounds Frenchified and gay tbh.
Just cut its head off, wipe its ass and throw it on the fire for a few minutes is what my Dad used to say.
Personally I just sear them on both sides in a skillet then BBQ them.
I've tried different ways but thats my favorite.
 
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3MMA said:
That’s a good fit for Juju, as the cow he roleplays as, & relating to the pack of tards he lords over & directs to carry out his bovine bidding.
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I wonder if JuJu got the idea from this. This is for babies but look at the manufacturers...

The CowMasters suit?
 
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Kind of funny how many men in the sektur are dating former camwhores (Dax, Jim) or in Ralph's case just straight up mexican prostitutes.

Does anyone even genuinely care about this? It didn't have a negative impact on Jim's reputation. I guess Marie is worried about this coming out because of her job as a teacher but I don't think Dax would feel any shame over it considering how he pays hookers frequently to read the news on his show and then peg him dressed as a cow afterwards.

I do think it's a little shitty to go after Marie over this again because it's been so long ago and she seems completely uninvolved with what Dax is doing now and is probably really afraid of losing her job since she will never get to have her own kids. She's already punished for life.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Does anyone even genuinely care about this? It didn't have a negative impact on Jim's reputation. I guess Marie is worried about this coming out because of her job as a teacher but I don't think Dax would feel any shame over it considering how he pays hookers frequently to read the news on his show and then peg him dressed as a cow afterwards.
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because it makes Dax feel like he his "trophy" he feels Marie is over maddox isn't that special bc she showed her body off before. dick doesn't care about her, only the own it gives him against maddox
Lidl Drip said:
I do think it's a little shitty to go after Marie over this again because it's been so long ago and she seems completely uninvolved with what Dax is doing now and is probably really afraid of losing her job since she will never get to have her own kids. She's already punished for life.
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as for it being shitty to go after Marie for this, the woman actively engages in the show for content by providing emails from her break up with maddox as recently as this week, if she has a problem getting brought up, maybe tell dick to stop invoking her old relationship on air or at the very least, stop proving content for dick to beat the "maddox lost" dead horse.
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This episode was literally was last friday, so "uninvolved" feels way too generous to me
 
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