Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Chromeo]

This shit is why women should have paid menstrual leave. Not only is it painful, but I imagine having a tranny drool over the fact that your in pain and is envious of it makes it worse.

TTD

I remember reading stories online about troons who would dig through the bathroom trash cans to find used pads and wear them themselves or jerk off into them, it was SO gross. Imagine going to work on your period and your coworkers start literally sniffing your bloody pads like dogs or sharks or something. ugghhh.

 

[Bloo]

Mickey? Minnie? ... or are those names just too gendered?
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Lots of suggestions in the comments.

I always love it when they dehumanise themselves, like wanting to be called “it” too and barely anyone in these circles see a problem with that.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[deermeat]

Yet again we got an example of trannies using camera angles and lighting to make themselves appear different than what they actually are.



Gross self harm scars, ugly hair, and bulge, but not too bad right? Not unlike a lot of other tranny bodies.

Well here's how he actually looks like unposed, screenshots taken from a video he posted.


Fatties are hella good at catfishing lol
No hips, no ass. Not lean at all. The difference is night and day.

 

[TMDWTFIU]

I remember reading stories online about troons who would dig through the bathroom trash cans to find used pads and wear them themselves or jerk off into them, it was SO gross. Imagine going to work on your period and your coworkers start literally sniffing your bloody pads like dogs or sharks or something. ugghhh.

There is at least one post in this very thread about a tranny fishing his roommate's tampons out and making tea out of it "for the estrogen".

 

[Screamer_2]

Transition should definitely be easy and free to anyone who asks because there is absolutely no chance these people are delusional children and addicted to role-playing fantasies. Today's amazing exhibit collection:

How would you get Testosterone in a zombie apocalypse?

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Well to be fair to them, Miss, this is a Wendy's.

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At last a practical answer.

If only the AI video stuff was at a point I could get it to make a Mad Max parody where it's all trannies trying to get hormones instead of petrol.

Giant tanker driving across the baron landscape, a bunch of pooners in hot rods driving up to raid it.

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

If only the AI video stuff was at a point I could get it to make a Mad Max parody where it's all trannies trying to get hormones instead of petrol.

Giant tanker driving across the baron landscape, a bunch of pooners in hot rods driving up to raid it.

There is a thread where farmers read through a book authored by a troon about his self insert during a zombie apocalypse. It fucking sucks, of course, and is horrifying in all the wrong ways but here you go:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/snakes-reads-a-terrible-book-manhunt-by-gretchen-felker-martin.117140/

 

[Positron]

Mickey? Minnie? ... or are those names just too gendered?
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Willard.

 

[Pig Cups]

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How many corpses of young women and girls do think this fucking monster has buried in his crawl space?

 

[Dr. Butt]

In my little corner of Burgerstan we weren’t taught much about Weimar Germany, except that the economy was so bad people powered their stoves with a (small loan of) million deutschmarks.

Well in Bongland we had coin-operated stoves so this isn't actually that strange.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

I love this story.

Teenage girl sees her friends "socially transition" in 2019. A bunch of her friends end up doing it, so she joins to fit in. Five years later, her friends long since realized it was just a phase and are back to being girls, but our poster stuck with it and is now the freak on testosterone who has ruined her body and life.
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All my trans friends have detransitionedDiscussion and Debate (self.truscum)

submitted 7 hours ago by frivolous_banter to r/truscum

The first trans person I (17m) ever knew started socially transitioning in 2019. We’re the same age. I thought it was just a phase, but I respected “his” pronouns and new name. Then time went by and “he” was still trans and I realised this wasn’t a phase but some of the adults around still thought it could be a phase and I was appalled when I heard this. I considered them to be transphobic for suggesting that.

I started questioning my gender in 2020 and by the end of the year I had a new name and he/him pronouns. Over the years I acquired three trans friends who all used he/him pronouns, one of them being that first trans person I knew. There were two others who used they/them pronouns and I wasn’t directly friends with. I’ve never had a problem with nonbinary people, I just wasn’t close with these guys. So I knew five “transmascs”.

Now it’s 2024 and I’ve been on T for a year and I’m stealth. All the nonbinary and trans people I was friends with have gone back to dressing feminine and using she/her pronouns and I’m still friends with one of them. The “transphobic” adults I knew were right. It was just a phase. None of them ever got close to actually starting T. Now I have zero trans friends.

I should add that I’ve never called myself truscum. I’ve always just accepted everybody because even if I didn’t understand it, that didn’t mean it wasn’t real. I don’t even know anymore.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

No Tumblr ban on troons. No ban on discussing or promoting troonery. So what's the beef?

Algorithmic bias.
Does that mean Tumblr allows their posts to be voted down?
Or what exactly?

Dissent, lack of total asskissing and the existence of TERFs and normies that report their degen behaviors mostly.

Example number fifty bajillion of troons being assholes to people just wanting to help. (archive)

Troon: *typical troon rant babble about the language used to describe trannies, particularly tme/tma*

Person: hey, I do not understand tme/tma, can you explain?

Troon: What, you don't know these very specific acronyms in my rant? Google it, asshole! What a shit reply to my rant about how *oppressed* I am as a chick with a dick! Reeeeeeeee

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I will say that I once tried to google those exact acronyms myself and didn't come up with "transmisogny affected and exempt." Weird, you'd think that a company as full of them like Google would want people to know... *thunk*

Google is often great at finding info, but you also get taught in social justice circles that it's okay to ask x group about x term that applies to them. So I can see why shitsncraps asked directly (besides what I just mentioned re: personal experience). Txttletale is a typical asshole troon that whines about oppression, however, and shits on people when they ask innocent questions. In other words: same shit different day. Trannies proving yet again that they themselves are the biggest cause of peaking when this is their reaction.

>haitch
Oh god not another British tranny. TERF Island, where are the death squads made up of middle aged lesbians I was promised?

YouTube troon, Dead Domain went to Idaho Pride and bravely interviewed the three Christians who showed up to protest the event.

The thing that really strikes me about this, honestly, is how surprisingly even-tempered, pleasant and reasonable the Christians are. You can tell that the troon was really hoping for the ranting, fire and brimstone, Fred Phelps-style Christian anti-gay protest, and he just didn't get it. They stayed calm, were not impolite, made quite good points, and referred to easily referenced, factual material about how the LGBT community has a higher rate of sexually transmitted disease, depression and suicidality. The troon's big 'win', if you could even call it that, was that, um, ackshually, they didn't cite any specific studies, but most normal people don't go around shouting 'Citation needed!' in every day conversation.

I mean, I'm not religious and I don't agree with everything they said, of course, but honestly, the most offensive thing about them, for me, wasn't any of the anti-gay stuff, it was when that woman called Halloween a Satanic holiday created to sacrifice children to the Devil, which it literally isn't and never has been. But then, I am biased, because I actually love Halloween.

I'm genuinely amazed at how bad Dead Domain is at arguing - if I was caught on film getting my ass handed to me in public, I certainly wouldn't upload it to my YouTube channel so everybody online can see what a midwit I am.

"Haha stupid homophobes, unlike me, the perverted straight man who wants to force dick on lesbians."
At least the Christians can blame it on their god or something and not because violating women's boundaries gets them hard.

Teenage girl sees her friends "socially transition" in 2019. A bunch of her friends end up doing it, so she joins to fit in. Five years later, her friends long since realized it was just a phase and are back to being girls, but our poster stuck with it and is now the freak on testosterone who has ruined her body and life.

I almost feel bad for her. Almost. She wanted to be cool and trendy and got stuck holding the bag. Her friends can live normal lives and laugh about their stupid teenage years but Aiden's stuck with it til the cold, bitter end.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Teenage girl sees her friends "socially transition" in 2019. A bunch of her friends end up doing it, so she joins to fit in. Five years later, her friends long since realized it was just a phase and are back to being girls, but our poster stuck with it and is now the freak on testosterone who has ruined her body and life.

This one's very interesting. She appears to be the sibling of a victim of a famous murder case in Australia. A case where most people thought the mother was possibly involved.

 

[Neko GF]

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"that we're all disgusting pieces of fucking shit that make everhyone puke and vomit....". A bit over dramatic, but yes.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

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"that we're all disgusting pieces of fucking shit that make everhyone puke and vomit....". A bit over dramatic, but yes.

This troon should be flattered. Urinal cakes serve a function: they make the urinals less stinky. A tranny has never made anything less stinky.

 

[Neko GF]

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"that we're all disgusting pieces of fucking shit that make everhyone puke and vomit....". A bit over dramatic, but yes.

Read a bit more and found the troon posting pictures of himself in a strange attempt to own the twansphobes.

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[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Hey Demon Slayer, you missed a big one right next to you! Look out!

Seriously though, how can they simultaneously believe that we missed the point of gender non conforming pop stars and artists back in our day AND believe that we hate gender non conformity.

How'd they think Bowie or Annie Lennox got anywhere? What about the furious popularity of cross dressing Japanese boy bands in the 2000's?

No, it's you kids that missed the point, bought the lie being obviously sold and, frankly, ruined gender non conformity for however many generations it's gonna take to recover from troon doctrine. I can't imagine how the old comedy drag queens feel about their new, highly Americanized kiddy fiddling replacements, but I'm fairly sure it's not far off from how us old Tom boys feel about you cunts.

Be gay, cross dress, whatever, you've never gotten any stick for that outside of the same tired conservative finger wagging we got back in our day, but the moment you tried insisting that you belonged in women's spaces or deserved extra credit you proved them right, that you really were a problem and pulled up the ladder behind you. We never did that.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

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i have a lot of sympathy in me for trans women with a lot of internalized transmisogyny because ive been there too and ive had to teach myself trans women are worth basic human dignity and more after being taught otherwise by everyone around me too, but we gotta start bringing girls who do this song and dance to reeducation camp. like this is like a gay guy saying “im disgusted at the current waves of child kidnapping and perversion of the youth in our community, we have to stop these degenerates”, just an insane concession to stereotypes about us as real concerns that need to be addressed, the only reason this version isnt immediately laughed at as reactionary is because everybody loves getting to fall back on their transmisogynistic biases

“Quit shaming trans women that want to rape kids, this is like a gay guy saying “quit being a nonce or fuck off, you fucking freak! You’re making everything worse!”

Yeah, because it’s not like the gay rights movement ultimately disavowed NAMBLA for that particular reason! Fuck your “re-education,” nonces deserve the wall for a reason.

TTD

 

[Poonocchio]

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"that we're all disgusting pieces of fucking shit that make everhyone puke and vomit....". A bit over dramatic, but yes.

Insane... yes..
About as insane as thinking carving out your pelvis and inverting your dick and (badly) putting on a bit of lippy and a spinny skirt makes you a woman, let alone an attractive one to anyone remotely attracted to females? Insane, indeed..

 

[Bloo]

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Why are SO many of them terrible at putting outfits together?? I’m not exactly a fashionable woman (I wear plaid shirts, t shirts and jeans) but could put a more feminine outfit together. Just wear basic clothes at first if you clearly don’t know wtf you're doing.