Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Stupid is as stupid does. Anyone willing to debase themselves online for money instead of choosing a full-time career should be considered mentally challenged.

Full time careers preferable to piss porn:

McDonald's
Mopping up loads at the peep show
Stealing copper

They should all take it and compare scores, I bet Dax could score over 200!

200 Systolic, at any rate.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Damn. Juju the literal lolcow. Moo for us boy, MROOOOOO BOAH

Turns out that the king of retards is still just a retard in the end, who'da thunk! As the circle or literal speddies crumbles, all that will be left is a retard with a crown. Should've stuck to making bad pizza hut commercials, juju!

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

ALEX STEIN! SOMEONE! QUICK! THE GENIUS IS BY HERSELF AT THE PARKING LOT!​

 

[Desktop User2]

Oh, that´s why they had to wait till monday. An online IQ test which repeat the puzzles every time you take it in the same order... 131 doing the test in the shitter with 6 min to spare, 98th percentile - I´m definitely not in the 98th percentile.

Re the Steak Question: you are right, I had 45min for a 5cm contre fillet, or 2 inches on imperial - his shit was 3 inches, like Riley's cock. 1h30 should do it, you only have to raise the steak to temp, no need to soften the meat any further. It doesn´t still change the fact that steak with that flaky fat never saw 4-5h (again just a 20% margin of error, time is just an abstraction for a druggie) of sous vide.
Time on sous vide is pretty cut dependent: a 250g shank becomes incredible after 20h at 54, for example. There´s an specific zebu cut called cupim that´s wonderfully marbled but has a ton of connective tissue. I used to serve it medium rare but it took fucking 36h to properly cook.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Internet IQ tests? Don't people realize those are bullshit when they're in middle school?

The real iQ test in an online iQ test is to not bother taking the bullshit online iQ test.

Its an interesting test Professor Hinsala.
How about a nice game of chess?

I wouldn't even feed that steak to Rekieta's Kids!

Neither would Balldo. Or anything else apparently.

 

[JackoVerde]

The real iQ test in an online iQ test is to not bother taking the bullshit online iQ test.

Its an interesting test Professor Hinsala.
How about a nice game of chess?

Neither would Balldo. Or anything else apparently.

remember that dax and 80s girl got almost last place in a puzzle competition.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Is Jim really that morally bereft and scummy? How embarrassing that there are people who view him as some kind of father figure if that is true.

I don't get how people still don't get what Jim is. He has always talked about what he personally finds funny. He's repeatedly asked for an explanation on what he's supposed to find funny about the Eric July situation, for example, and as no one can provide him with an answer he's been cool with Eric instead.

I think the main reason he hasn't gone all in on Dick yet is because Dick hasn't had a public meltdown like Nick Rekieta, Ethan Ralph or Jack Murphy did. So much of what we mock Dick for is either speculation (albeit almost certainly true) or him malding on Twitter but without a proper chimpout on stream --and I don't count those affected outrage bits on the podcast-- there's really not much Jim could cover in an entertaining way.

Depending on how things go with potential legal proceedings with Eric and what comes out in the course of that, we might get a future stream, but other than that I really don't see what there is for Jim to talk about.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

So how do you think The Sektur became so overrun with degeneracy? Were these people always just massive hedonists with little regard for their own well-being, or was it a social thing? Like did they see one of their friends doing hard drugs and having promiscuous sex and think "well, his life is going well, it can work for me!" ?

 

[3deadniggers]

Is Jim really that morally bereft and scummy? How embarrassing that there are people who view him as some kind of father figure if that is true.

Jim was Daddy Gamergate for a while and he's still got a fanbase loyal to him for god knows what reason. Godwinson did a decent video on why Jim's a faggot recently. Married to an ex cam whore, promotes pedophiles and spends all his time complaining about having ass cancer and trying to make himself a victim. Only comes back to shill merch and won't shit on his pet freaks because he wants Vtubers to give him attention for his super chats.

How does Dick afford a 1.3 mil mansion? He's earning 15k a month on patreon with 5k subscribers.

@Smithfield Ham All lolcow communities are made up of degenerates laughing at other degenerates. Like almost everyone in the furry section of kiwi farms is another furry wanting drama.

 

[FiveStarAce]

IQ is kinda bullshit when you consider that "intelligent" people regulary behave very stupid. IQ is pretty much only an evaluation of your efficiency in a line of work that got mostly replaced by computers.

 

[Desktop User2]

IQ is kinda bullshit when you consider that "intelligent" people regulary behave very stupid. IQ is pretty much only an evaluation of your efficiency in a line of work that got mostly replaced by computers.

Oh god, a Taleb sock. IQ is the best predictor available for g. It´s not perfect but it is the best thing, that being said, if you take the same test multiple times, you will score better.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

If these losers want to joke about being “ironic” pedophiles, then I’ll take them at their word. Similar to guys who joke about being gay, which Maddax has done too and what a coincidence, he admitted he sucked cocks at Burning Man and got pegged. His “jokes” seem to be admissions of things he’s done.

True. But who, and more importantly why, care even if he'd sucked every cock on earth, twice. Raping kids is evil, being a homo isn't. At most it's personally distasteful.
inb4: "Ackackack it's the same" Grow the fuck up.

Internet IQ tests? Don't people realize those are bullshit when they're in middle school?

Are you saying I don't have an IQ of 165!

 

[Popper Whiting]

I think the main reason he hasn't gone all in on Dick yet is because Dick hasn't had a public meltdown like Nick Rekieta, Ethan Ralph or Jack Murphy did. So much of what we mock Dick for is either speculation (albeit almost certainly true) or him malding on Twitter but without a proper chimpout on stream --and I don't count those affected outrage bits on the podcast-- there's really not much Jim could cover in an entertaining way.

As substance abuse diminishes cognitive ability and stress increases it is only a matter of time before Daxipad has his moment. We're all in this thread because we can sense it, similar happened with Rekeita where nothing overt had happened yet, but the community here sensed something. With Dax and his hanger ons, it is going to happen. We dont know when, we dont know how, we just know it is going to. We can sense lolcow meltdown much the same way buzzards sense death.

 

[Peep Plops]

I think we can all agree that Daxipad thoroughly owned us by posting the results of the online iq quiz his pet gimp's pisscatcher took. Now if only there was an online meat test to conclusively prove that, despite photographic evidence, the steak was actually perfectly cooked. Boy would we look foolish then!

 

[Desktop User2]

Internet IQ tests? Don't people realize those are bullshit when they're in middle school?

That test is actually ok, I dont know how it holds up to a proper one because it has pretty simple patterns. The question is that you can actually train for it because the puzzles are always the same.

 

[Procrastinhater]

As substance abuse diminishes cognitive ability and stress increases it is only a matter of time before Daxipad has his moment. We're all in this thread because we can sense it, similar happened with Rekeita where nothing overt had happened yet, but the community here sensed something. With Dax and his hanger ons, it is going to happen. We dont know when, we dont know how, we just know it is going to. We can sense lolcow meltdown much the same way buzzards sense death.

Thats a pretty good analogy. I was never that interested in JuJu I found his gimmick boring but recently he has had that smell of death about him, the feeling you got from Ralph after the Gunt picture but before the Corn.

JuJu's udders a'jangling and he's been starting to moo in distress on the Xitter.
To use a Frank Herbert reference since we all know how Dax likes big long things - We have Cow Sign. Eric July has called a big one. Again it is the legend

 

[AltisticRight]

How does Dick afford a 1.3 mil mansion? He's earning 15k a month on patreon with 5k subscribers.

1) It's estimated at 1.3 million now. He's been living there for a good decade.
2) 15k a month is squarely high income. That's 180k a year. He could comfortably get a mortgage for a $1.5 million house, with 300k as down payment.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I found what might be the requested exchange on the stream during which Josh disavowed Dax in 2020 where Dax talks about imagining that he is the woman when watching pornography.

Transcribed beginning at 16:36 if someone wants to make a clip of this (emphasis mine):

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Dax Herrera: "[Digibro] was using loli very infrequently, as he says, to put himself in the mind of the small girl."

Josh Moon: "He openly admits that he's a pedophile and I don't believe that, I do not believe that he wants to 'be the little girl'. It's just bullshit."

Dax: "But why?"

Josh: "It's a nonsense fucking argument. You don't fantasize about being a three-year-old girl being raped!"

Dax: "UHH yes you do! People picture themselves, more often than not, when people are watching pornography they put themselves in the mind of the submissive person."

---

He was so confused and indignant about what Josh said that he let this tidbit slip out and then spent a minute and a half trying to walk it back by rambling about how visual media needs to have characters you can identify with, clearly embarrassed about what he'd just self-reported.

Everything about that call is so burned into my mind because his arguments were so retarded.

Josh: "The majority of people who listen to this are going to believe that a man who masterbates to pictures of children being raped is a pedophile."
Dax: (harsh information) "It's not pictures of children! It's DRAWINGS! You're saying it like - which would you rather have on your phone? If you got stopped at customs, which would you rather have actual child pornography or drawings of it?"
Josh: "I would rather not be a pedophile and not have child porn."
Dax: "CAN'T ANSWER. Because it's a good point. You won't answer because it's a good point. Because you know God damn well it wouldn't be the drawings."
Josh: "No I won't answer because it's a complete bullshit statement. Which would you rather have in your bag? Weed or cocaine? Like, I'd rather have not have fucking drugs in my bag!"
Dax: "But if you had to pick? See how easily I can answer that?"
Josh: "I don't have to pick because I'm not a pedophile and I don't have this shit on my computer."
Dax: "It's a thought experiment, though, isn't it? If someone put it on your computer, which would you rather have?"
Josh: (pause) "I mean, I'm not going to answer this question."

 

[Desktop User2]

1) It's estimated at 1.3 million now. He's been living there for a good decade.
2) 15k a month is squarely high income. That's 180k a year. He could comfortably get a mortgage for a $1.5 million house, with 300k as down payment.

Besides the dealing speculation, does he have another known source of income (merch, residuals, etc...)?

 

[mfalkner]

If you need a bunch of tools and colour temperature controlled studio lighting to make a steak look good, you're either a product photographer making six digits a year, or your steak sucks.

Steak looking bad under sunlight is just cope.
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You just have to diffuse the light with a $10 diffuser panel to make it look softer, that's it.

The amount of bullshit cope to polish Juju's udders is amazing, enjoy being steakguards I guess. If edibility is their standard, then I don't know what to say. When you post a photo, people are supposed to see it, yes?

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@Desktop User2 how many steaks did you sear at the high end steakhouse you 100% processed goyslop haver?
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Nice Kraft cheese, Juju. What do we call processed goyslop again?

Juju and his fag army think every user here fits the stereotype they made up. The most hilarious thing is that most of the people here are more well put together than he is.