Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[huckbeine]

I am actually surprised that Nick attempted to have a cult going... Nick you are so bad at this!
dont you know to have a cult going, you need to have at least 30 kg of coke ready to keep your devotees stoned out of their minds and obedient? you also needs strongmen to keep people from leaving the flock like Aaron did, gosh!!! fucking Nick, now go home and do it again

 

[Plate of Shrimp]

How about a high and drunk Nick Rekieta drives his balldo mobile through the Town's fourth of July parade, killing the mandatory reporter and all the other people who went to the police about the mistreatment of the children and suspected drug use.

He covers the Navigator with armor and appears at the parade driving the Balldozer

 

[Lemondale]

Guise, will he and his followers drink the cool-aid after he loses all his lawsuits?

 

[Strix454]

If even Aaron doesnt believe his own story of how him and Kayla were a couple, then I think the picture is pretty clear. Nick was fucking april most of the time, Kayla was in the cuck chair and Aaron was the snack tray guy. Him and Kayla were both cucks and any stories of how they loved each other are just them coping.

I would mostly agree. All the stories make Nick the "alpha cuck" of the group. His interest was in coke and april (in that order). Kayla and Aaron were both there to carry the snack trays. At best they bonded over their secondary role in the situation.
I don't how much sex any of them had. For Nick I think it was as much or more about turning April into a submissive coke whore than it was about fucking her. I suspect both guys had ED or were low functioning.
Aaron's story about him and Kayla is similar to his earlier story about how he supposedly left April. A cope. Aaron is somewhat reliable when talking about the others, but rarely reliable when talking about himself.
But I still think its also somewhat likely that Nick and Aaron were at some point a couple within the group. Most of the energy between them post-breakup is really gay.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Ok so not only did Kayla give their gay little group a name but Nick gave them each nicknames and a backstory. Ever the creative writer that Nicky.

Aaron - The Pugilist
April - The Valkyrie
Kayla - Aaron didn't remember
Nick - Chaos

What a retarded, gay larp. Nick the edge lord. Yea Chaos to your kids never knowing if they are going to be fed and a menace to traffic cops because of his ability to rack up misdemeanors.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Nick's name for Kayla was "The Crone" and then she punched him in his smug face, putting a bruise on his cheek that lasted for months. The mark of the Crone is not so easily dispelled!

 

[Mandatory User Name]

I don't think Nick is stupid enough to pull some sovereign citizen shit in court, but with lapsed insurance, unregistered cars, not giving a crap about road rules, not showing up to court, being defiant to the cops and seemingly backing Barnes on his "unconstitutional search warrant" pitch, in his heart of hearts I think Nick believes himself to be a true sovereign citizen, or at least wishes himself to be.

He's definitely become Lolbert to the core and thinks that the rules shouldn't apply to him, and because the drugs are fucking with his mental state so badly it's turning that that "shouldn't" into a "don't".

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

They don't do some weird spasm that looks like jacking off. They basically just ragdoll

Yes, this is the most specific symptom in narcolepsy, which is called "cataplexy" (brief episodes of bilateral loss of muscle tone triggered by sudden emotions in the presence of a normal state of consciousness). Nick never described something like a cataplexy episode, so I've always been very skeptical about that diagnosis. Although there is a type 2 narcolepsy (narcolepsy without cataplexy), it's not within my area of expertise in the corn industry, but when I last studied it, type 2 was considered to be a controversial entity. Nonetheless, anyone can see there are more probable differential diagnoses that could explain his sleep disturbances, including substance abuse.

Another probably questionable diagnosis is "heat allergy" (cholinergic urticaria). He had streamed himself in many situations that would have elicited a reaction, and none could've been seen. Maybe he has a very mild case, or what I think is more probable — he had a "heat rash" (miliaria), a condition which is more common in babies (so it makes sense), mostly benign and rarely worth going to a doctor for. And he confused a heat rash with a heat allergy.

 

[SargonF00t]

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I always laughed at how Godwinson said about Lady Rackets after this appearance, "This bitch is on another planet".

 

[AN/ALR56]

He literally seethed and screamed for seven hours straight just because Eric July threw down some shade about how he took legal advice from lawyers who actually practiced.

Fuck I need to see that lol

I don't think Nick is stupid enough to pull some sovereign citizen shit in court, but with lapsed insurance, not giving a crap about road rules, not showing up to court, being defiant to the cops and seemingly backing Barnes on his "unconstitutional search warrant" pitch, in his heart of hearts I think Nick believes himself to be a true sovereign citizen, or at least wishes himself to be.

He's definitely become Lolbert to the core and thinks that the rules shouldn't apply to him, and because the drugs are fucking with his mental state so badly it's turning that that "shouldn't" into a "don't".

I thought the balldo defense force switched to blaming the kids, specially the 16 year old for not taking care of themselves/they were the actual owners of the coke

 

[Mandatory User Name]

I thought the balldo defense force switched to blaming the kids, specially the 16 year old for not taking care of themselves/they were the actual owners of the coke

Barnes is a special case, he's a constitutional Autist and all roads, in every circumstance, lead to the constitution, and his reading of the constitution is incredibly Lolbert in nature. It's why he was dumped from the Rittenhouse Team, Barnes wanted to make it into some event that he could grandstand about the constitution and second amendment on a national stage, regardless of what was best for the client. Barnes would have seen his client (Rittenhouse) locked up to make a point and he's doing the same with Rekieta's case.

Now as I said, Nick isn't stupid enough to make such an argument in court but he does tacitly endorse what Barnes believes, even if he realizes it's unrealistic. I hope I'm wrong and Nick stands up in court and proudly proclaims to the world "I am a Sovereign Citizen", that would be the greatest of all timelines but I don't think he's that far gone.

 

[polar bear]

I don't how much sex any of them had. For Nick I think it was as much or more about turning April into a submissive coke whore than it was about fucking her

100% that. It's all about control. He's happier with a small group of locals retards that he can control, than he was having 100k viewers who weren't as obedient. Drugs are just a way for him to feel control over his body. All the hypocrisy and lies and showing off - it's all about controlling his image.
He can never relax. He's trying to hide a very empty and weak man deep inside, and he can never afford to show it. He cannot ever let go and be genuine, he's that scared. Every aspect of Nick is controlled and manipulated, and had he been less retarded and didn't start drinking, we would maybe take few more years to find out.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Aaron talked through the Rekieta no-Rumble-contract in 2024 situation:

Paraphrased:

It was perpetually coming. He was talking to someone, at end of year, nada.
Oh he was going to go to Miami, nada.
They were sending the contract! Arrest.

This more or less lines up with the speculation on The Farms.

Aaron even a-logs Nick! Why would Rumble want to hire coked-out no-show Rekieta? They wanted Rittenhouse/Depp Rekieta. They wanted shows, not no-shows, or 5 minute cope streams.

The Friday Nick cancelled out of nowhere with the short stream, Kayla was having a breakdown because Aaron left.

Edit to add: Later in the show, Aaron plays a clip of Geno, in which Geno recounts that April (the stupid anorexic twat-waffle) texted Geno, that Nick told her he was going to get the warrant thrown out. ... Good luck, buddy!

Second edit to add: Kayla mentioned to Aaron that they were going to have to cut back on some of their ship to home subscriptions because the Rumble money wasn't happening. Might help explain why the kids were hungry (along with the nanny heading out).

Full show (still live as I type):

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Looking at the comments:

Aaron making CGoody and the sweepers seethe, makes me like him a little bit more (just a tiny bit, though)

 

[3-2-1836]

>Hands him an alcohol breath test
>He blows into it
>Reading is all fucked
>The device is now rendered useless because it's clogged with semen
>Feels the urge to just George Floyd him

It would be a befitting end to him, both him and George Floyd are natives to Houston

 

[AnotherPleb]

I'm seeing on YouTube that Bruce Rivers appears to have beaten Null to the punch in getting the bodycam footage, how is this fair?
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Goddamnit Null you had one job.

 

[anionfarflung]

How does this woman become more vile and decrepit with every image I see of her. She's such a fucking ghoul.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

100% that. It's all about control. He's happier with a small group of locals retards that he can control, than he was having 100k viewers who weren't as obedient. Drugs are just a way for him to feel control over his body. All the hypocrisy and lies and showing off - it's all about controlling his image.
He can never relax. He's trying to hide a very empty and weak man deep inside, and he can never afford to show it. He cannot ever let go and be genuine, he's that scared. Every aspect of Nick is controlled and manipulated, and had he been less retarded and didn't start drinking, we would maybe take few more years to find out.

I think Nick talking to the cops about how stressed he was driving the kids around all the time and constantly talking about driving them around on stream, even as they were starving and going to school in dirty clothes is incredibly telling, of all things to bring up to the cops in that moment, why that specifically?

Nick wants to control everything in his environment but when that becomes impossible, he just ignores those parts he can't control as not being his responsibility, Nick was holding up his end by driving the kids around and that's all that mattered. It's an interesting type of compartmentalization, his children could be starving and wearing dirty clothes but as long as Nick was able to drive them around then that wasn't his concern, it was his wife's responsibility and whether she was doing it or not was immaterial.

Nick thinks he can control the narrative, despite the arrest, despite the forthcoming bodycam footage and despite the upcoming trial, he's just ignoring the parts he can't control and focusing on what he has left, it's why he's been so circumspect in referring to what actually happened, beyond any legal reasoning for doing so, if he doesn't address any of it directly then his sweepers have more gaps of knowledge in which to make excuses for him.

But as you say, he's also desperately attempting to cling onto his image, he probably has it in the back of his mind somewhere that when everything drops that image will be obliterated but that doesn't matter, that's in the future and out of his control so he can comfortably ignore that for now, it's why he's reverted to a button up polo shirt instead of Jamaican tank tops etc. he's attempting to look the part and claim every advantage he can in restoring that image.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I wonder if we’ll ever get an explanation of the term “qover” or if the arcane significance is locked away in Kayla’s brain under all the scar tissue from drugs and getting her head bashed into the headboard

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I wonder if we’ll ever get an explanation of the term “qover”

what do you mean, "qover" is just like a cop at a Denny's.