Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 22.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 29.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 41 14.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 95 33.2%

  • Total voters
    286
Is he even trying to hide the comparisons at this point?
I know Robert Barnes more from the People's Pundit (Richard Baris) streams that he appears on frequently. I recall Barnes frequently smoking cigars on stream and occasionally whiskey in a glass. Birds of a feather will poop all over cars together.

I haven't watched anything from Rich in a long time. Last time Barnes appeared was May 28. Baris isn't in the Sektur but has anyone bothered to inform him his frequent guest has been apologizing for child abuse and blaming children for said abuse?
 
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No, he'd be really popular. Inmates are very stupid and his credentials plus his conman confidence and ability to fast talk around shit would absolutely endear him to the prison population.
He'd be fucked. Prison is a system built upon respect. Nick will ODD himself into a stabbing


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Here we go, no more safe space streams. Will he be standing or sitting?
"Time to get back to work".....Yes, Nick.....I can't wait to hear about more cooming
 
Better do some toasts for all the dead grandparents and pets of your "non-incel" and "non-scandinavian" fans you have left Balldo!
Pretty sure you said you would change schedule into day time streaming, but maybe I was just on a "HIGH"horse.(I'm a Father, not a druggie)
Cheers anyways cuck-pope. Wish you a million bottles of WhistlePig.
Don't Forget To Smile (FUNNY and WEIRD)

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No trolling plans. Nick's doing a fantastic job of fucking up his own life.
Everyone should superchat a $1 and make him read one of the following
"Please use this dollar to buy Spaghetio's for your starving kids."
"Please use this dollar to buy laundry detergent to wash your childrens smelly clothes"
"Please use this dollar to bathe your stinky kids."

Every superchat should be that.
 
The reason in my opinion balldos drug of choice is cocaine is because he views it as cool, and exclusive because it’s expensive, and the whole image behind it of a cool Wall Street business yuppie, or famous high powered attorney.

He would look down at meth heads as beneath him because he only uses high quality Peruvian fresh cut high purity stuff despite both drugs feeling similar.

Cocaine is all apart of the image he wants to convey that he’s a swinging cat not a Scandinavian incel prude.
 
Everyone should superchat a $1 and make him read one of the following
"Please use this dollar to buy Spaghetio's for your starving kids."
"Please use this dollar to buy laundry detergent to wash your childrens smelly clothes"
"Please use this dollar to bathe your stinky kids."

Every superchat should be that.
His kids aren't there.

Also if you want to pay him go ahead. At least we'll know which ones are yours. People that give him money for things that he ALREADY READS HERE are wasting their money.

But really, which is funnier - a superchat that he will just speed through, or seeing a pathetically low number of superchats at the end of the stream, effectively making him work for free?
 
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