Prediction thread

[Abethedemon]

Trump wins the presidency and then reveals it's all a ruse to promote his new show. Vermin Supreme then becomes president.

 

[NQ 952]

I predict another islamic terrorist will kill people eventually.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

I predict another islamic terrorist will kill people eventually.

Well you weren't wrong.

 

[Hummingbird]

After years of ill-fitting dye jobs, Milo Yiannopoulos's hair finally revolts and puts a restraining order on him.

 

[StarvingAutist]

After years of ill-fitting dye jobs, Milo Yiannopoulos's hair finally revolts and puts a restraining order on him.

Milo blames "regressive neo-Marxist feminists" for the loss of his hair.

 

[Hummingbird]

The sad, painful truth will come when it is revealed that McDonalds has been behind the fat acceptance movement the whole time.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

A kitten will be startled by a popcorn machine.

 

[BurningPewter]

Everyday Femnism -Gay, White CIS Men Are Now On Our Shitlist

IIRC Jezebel did that a couple of years ago. It was based around around the author having once known a woman-hating gay man who said loudly "I gotta go, I smell fish!" and leaving every time her and her other "fag hag" friends turned up. She looked into it and found out some gay men hate women. (ie they don't want to play the gay friend stereotype). Cue lots of crying in the comments by other women who's gay collegues won't live up to the gay friend stereotype well enough.

 

[Hummingbird]

I predict this future article from the Huffington Post: "Why it's not rape when a Muslim does it. (Especially against white people."

 

[Curt Sibling]

As Hillary is declaring victory today, a drunk reptiloid will stagger onstage with his pants down, having celebrated prematurely. This will cause a stock market crash and riots in the scaly community.

 

[Todesfurcht]

By the year 2030 we will have actual virtual reality, where the player IS inside the game.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

By the year 2030 we will have actual virtual reality, where the player IS inside the game.

If I die in the game do I die irl?

 

[Todesfurcht]

If I die in the game do I die irl?

Probably not, but it'll hurt like a bitch.

 

[Florence]

The Rev 60 patch will not be released.

 

[Trilby]

Noticing this map, it's no wonder Trump caters to rural America (the blue is where all the major cities in state are).

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Noticing this map, it's no wonder Trump caters to rural America (the blue is where all the major cities in state are).
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There's a reason

 

[Trilby]

There's a reason

Thanks, I suppose I should've had that in mind the whole time but I like to forget that's ever a thing.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Thanks, I suppose I should've had that in mind the whole time but I like to forget that's ever a thing.

Hold on there was an update!

 

[Trilby]

Hold on there was an update!

Haha!

 

[gaybashing<3]

someone gay's gonna try to run for pres