Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

I subpoenaed the Kandiyohi police force and got this image.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Nick's chat:

 

[AzaMacky]

Keep Hedoncoping Rekieta, showing a real good testament to your character. God only saves/provides salvation to those who actively repent:

1. 1 John 1:9 (NLT) But if we confess our sins to him, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness.

And for what he said earlier about "I don't have to apologize for anything/anyone" blah blah blah, simple:

But it's too late for that.

 

[murph]

"I'm just trying to help people"

This whole cloth absolute faggot.

 

[The best and greatest]

View attachment 6102426this is my personal favorite. They swept that one up real quick. LOL

Wish someone would offer to have him as a guest on their podcast, then at some point say they're going to ask questions their last stream's super chats had for rackets but then the questions are just all the swept super chats from tonight

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

My theory is that nick recieved a sonichu medallion in the mail and gave it to his daughter.

I really hope you're wrong. No child deserves that curse.

 

[Lokenstien]

I subpoenaed the Kandiyohi police force and got this image.
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Each dot represents a restraining order he made against Sektour individuals.

 

[NoOneIsLooking]

Also my kiwi bros, if this indeed is a conspiracy by the big bad government why did only one of the kids test positive for coke?

Wouldn’t it be better for them to have a slam dunk case on all 5 children? If they are going to these lengths to set him up you would think they would do properly

 

[Not Who You Think]

Didn't he already tell Hedonism II stories about Nick and Kayla?

Yes.

Aaron detailed about Nick's erectile dysfunction while Nick and Kayla were swinging at Hedonism II with another couple. Aaron says it was due to substance use (cocaine and molly) and that it was traumatizing for Nick when he couldn't "perform" with the woman. Kayla was able to "perform" with the man though.

On a related note, Aaron went on to consider Nick's erectile dysfunction at the behest of PPP.

Aaron relates how he once gave Nick Viagara so that he could perform with April. This was at Aaron's home, while no kids were around. Aaron and Kayla were having sex and then going out to make snow angels. Warski says he's done something similar recently (not with Kayla, to be clear). Nick was having problems, so April asked Aaron if he could give Nick something to help him. Aaron gave it to her and Nick still couldn't do it that night.

Aaron relates how he had "performance anxiety" early on and brought Viagra to his encounters with Kayla early on. That said, Nick already had Viagra on hand at his home, so it tracks with why Nick would have to ask for some when they were at Aaron's. Aaron apparently got very comfortable with Kayla and didn't require Viagra or the like after a time, but Nick still required it. Aaron again chalks this up to Nick's substance use.

To corroborate his story, Aaron also showed his pictures of the snow angels he made with Kayla:

 

[murph]

Not burning bridges with Sean.

 

[theapropos]

I subpoenaed the Kandiyohi police force and got this image.
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"Guy was accused of a crime but there's no public evidence available" is a valid reason to be innocent until proven guilty in the public eye. I agree with that mindset entirely. But this isn't anything like that.. a lot of public evidence is available... and he streamed a lot of that evidence himself.

Sure. And Oj didn't do it either

 

[resneed1469]

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

Also my kiwi bros, if this indeed is a conspiracy by the big bad government why did only one of the kids test positive for coke?

Wouldn’t it be better for them to have a slam dunk case on all 5 children? If they are going to these lengths to set him up you would think they would do properly

Yeah, and they wouldn't have found just over 25 grams of coke. It'd have been like 60.... so there would be zero chance the defense could on some technicality get it dropped down to being 24.9 grams to lower the charge.

 

[PULL UP]

"'Mexican can't spell corn, they can only spell repair' is too funny for me to have said it"
So he does still have holes in his brain

 

[Shagedan]

Nick is pretending that we're bad people because we believe he's guilty when he hasn't been found guilty by the courts yet.

Generally, I agree with that mindset. Except when it's so fucking obvious to anyone that can rub two braincells together that you're guilty as fuck. I don't care if you somehow get found not guilty -- we all know you're as 'innocent' as OJ was.

A literal Dindu Nuffin. He truly is Rumble’s Whitebread Ass Nigga.

 

[Lokenstien]

Wouldn’t it be better for them to have a slam dunk case on all 5 children? If they are going to these lengths to set him up you would think they would do properly

No you see, the gobberment is an all knowing malicious entity. Infecting all 5 kids with coke would be too suspicious and may open the door for Nick to expose their corruption to the world. By injecting only Nicks troubled and most favorite child with coke, the evil gobberment can properly set Nick up to take the fall.

 

[Sweet Baby Kayla]

Best super chat of the night:

“My grandma just died tonight, and I’m crying my eyes out. I’d feel so much better if my favorite streamer took a shot for her. Just one.”

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Where were all these balldowashers the past few months when his streams were basically dead? If Nick is a scum-covered rock at the bottom of a shit heap, these people are the nasty shit-covered worms and grubs beneath that rock.

Overall I'm impressed that Nick is so sober tonight. He sounds like he's had no more than 1 shot or a little bit of coke. And nice bit of seething to bookend the stream.

 

[Sharpeteer]

"I'm just trying to help people"

He could help all the tax payers by giving in to the baiting he was doing earlier. He does literally nothing to help in any other way. He makes the lives of just about everyone he comes into contact with worse.

Driving kids to school? Drunk, puts them in danger every school morning.

Spending time with kids at home? Gave them cocaine.

Helping Aaron? Took in the homewrecker effectively cucking him.

Helping April? Got her a mugshot and an even more tarnished reputation than before.

Helping Kayla? She's now a lifeless ghoul that does cocaine.

Helping parents? LOL. He's a money pit.

Helping fans in bad times? Dear John stream.

Providing informative law streams? Cokestream.

Helping fellow YouTuber friends? Ruined their reputations. They are now known for defending child abuse.

After all that, I can think of one person he did help. I wanted to quit the booze anyway, but late last year he was the straw that broke the camel's back that got me to completely stop. Haven't had a drink since November 2023.

So he got one. He's such a failure and a loser that he makes others want to do the opposite.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Nick Rekeita has known about his daughter being found loaded with cocaine in her system and has been posting passive aggressive Instagram posts about how good things are for him in the meantime.

There should be no more mercy in regards to Nick's reputation. He's disgusting.