Trashfire MNPublicRecords CHIPS file on Rekieta's 9-year-old testing positive for cocaine - All parties are assumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

[Triggerni66er]

Can someone spoonfeed me, does the level with which his child tested positive indicate cocaine consumption? Like when people get their hair tested for cannabis use?

 

[Vince McMahon]

Can someone spoonfeed me, does the level with which his child tested positive indicate cocaine consumption? Like when people get their hair tested for cannabis use?

Yes.

Coke goes "hhhhhh" - body goes "weeeeee what the fuck" and disassembles the components. Part of them go to the hair.

 

[Triggerni66er]

Yes.

Coke goes "hhhhhh" - body goes "weeeeee what the fuck" and disassembles the components. Part of them go to the hair.

Oh shit. It's really fucking over. It's never been more over Rekieta bros. I am struggling to even believe that it's actually THIS bad. This is Ralph tier. God he's a smug, self centered cunt coupling this news with his sic semper tyrannis libertarian anti government manifesto in his livestream.

He's not sorry his 9 year old kid did coke, he's sorry he got caught. He needs a first class ticket to Auschwitz.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

"We thought we've reached the bottom but then we heard the knock from below"

I learned long ago bottoms don't exist until the person thinking they'll hit it is dead.

 

[Swole McPole]

"I'm figuring stuff out, I wasn't even there."

Set the defence to cut-throat. Nick's about to blame Aaron and Kayla.

 

[barbie meat]

Listen, this is all very dark, but im wondering what a 9-year-old would do on cocaine, like" here are all of my ponies assembled in both order of importance and by color variance."

That's just your average autistic girl.

 

[AnOminous]

"I'm figuring stuff out, I wasn't even there."

Nigger, your kids are home-schooled and you literally work from home; and you allegedly live/sleep there.

Has no job. Incessantly bitches "I'm drivin muh KEEEEDS around 8 hours every day!" Bitches every single time he's pulled over by cops "MUH KEEEEEDZ!"

Now that one tests positive for cocaine he was totally unaware they even existed. "Whose kids are these? I wasn't even there man! Why did the Kiwi Farms do this?"

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

From "one of the most famous streamers on the planet" to "alcoholic who let his kid snort coke." What a fucking crash and burn shit show.

I learned long ago bottoms don't exist until the person thinking they'll hit it is dead.

Bottoms exist for people who are capable of introspection in their rare moments of clarity. Lolcows are lolcows because they are incapable of doing this.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

I don't think that's likely, or at least I don't think its likely that she would have wanted to continue using it after trying it since it tastes fucking horrible, both if you eat it/rub it on your gums and the post-nasal drip if you snort it.

I was just presenting it as an option. Lots of medicines taste awful too but kids understand that it'll make them feel better if they take them when they're sick. Also, Daddy, Mommy and their friends look like they're having a lot of fun when they take that magic fairy dust. I agree that it's not likely and hope like hell it isn't the case.

What a fucking highlight to wake up to.

 

[NotAlfred]

So Barnes etc come up with an insane take about how it's the kids' fault, then one of the kids tests positive for coke?
Makes me wonder whether he was getting out ahead of news that Nick knew would come out eventually

 

[DumbDude43]

Listen, this is all very dark, but im wondering what a 9-year-old would do on cocaine, like" here are all of my ponies assembled in both order of importance and by color variance."

more likely the kid would just feel completely overwhelmed by the effects of the drug and end up having a panic attack

 

[For The Lulz]

OK, I have been lurking the threads since the arrest, making a point of sitting in the impartial zone waiting to see what comes out of the court case, the bodycam footage etc. and if this isn't the first and final nail in the coffin for me, I'm not sure what the fuck could be. When I thought this couldn't get any more depressing Mr. bones wild ride just keeps rolling on.

From the doc, the indication that only the one kid returned a positive result (and a result that is insanely high for a child) indicates (to me) that this is not a single exposure event but a result of significant 'over time' exposure. Noting what others have memberberried about the 'medical emergency', it is possible that kid suffered a near overdose event which could lead to the reported results, but follicle testing for coke is only good for about a max of 90 days and I'm not sure how far back that 'emergency' was. I suspect it would be past the cutoff, please feel free to flag me for retardation if it was in the last 90 days, anything older than a week happened last year as far as my memory is concerned.

I would really like to know if they included ketamine in the testing panel but without seeing the actual lab report, we will likely never know. They should have, being it was discovered in the house too, but I'm very cynical when it comes to police being competent in any way. I would also like to know if they performed a hair strand test alongside the follicle testing (even more so after the result of the follicle test) as this would provide a better idea on how long this shit has been going on for. Being a girl, I'd think there would be a decent length of hair to test and you get about 3mths history for every 3cm (1.1inch for the retards). Just how long has this shit been going on for.....

I can see a couple of scenarios that led to this:

1. the kid was dipping into the stash secretly after seeing mommy and daddy doing it. I used to sneak nips from my dads graupa flagon when i was around her age so see this as a high possibility (no pun intended).
2. Somehow the yayo got mixed up in the 'shit everywhere' state of the house and was accidentally ingested, possibly when the kid had to dig around on the floor for some captain crunch to eat (not likely though).
3. It was knowingly and willingly given to the child, be it in some misguided medical sense (omg she has narcolepsy too, perfect thing for congestion and a runny nose etc.) or the more likely case (in this scenario) that they were coked out of their minds and though it would be funny to get the kid high too.

Hoping to hell it's #1 but having been around drug fiends before, something deep down is pointing at the darker part of #3.


I'm feeling kind of gutted at the moment, I thought shit was bad but fuck me did I underestimate things.

Spoiler: Me right now

 

[ChooChoo]

Honestly, to me personally, no court document needs to leak to tell me that Nick and his gutter-trash-dope-fiend wife were true boogiemen to their children. The hell these kids lived through of being exposed to a revolving door of horribly irresponsible adults, drugs, guns etc
Meanwhile, their parents air out their disgusting sexual practices and constant violent drug/alcohol induced arguments on full display for these kids with the logical conclusion is a police raid on their front door is already enough for me. This shit ain't even funny anymore, I hope nick gets buried alive at this point.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

I bet the nine year old called this whole thing in cause Nick wouldn’t share his stash any more.
Always blame the kids.

How is Lawtube going to guard this one?
Say the tests are always 10-40% wrong and you have to allow for error or some shit like that?
Or pull a ‘my kids ribs too‘ line and say ‘who’s kids hair doesn’t sometimes have a little bit of cocaine in it?!’.

 

[Raiken]

as a fellow dad i got got some solid advice to improve his children's lives: neck yourself. maybe take your wife with you.

 

[trash cat]

Horrible thougjts

* Did Kayla give the daughter cocaine to "help" her wake up in the morning? (If Kayla was in the habit of doing this, the other kids would test positive too right?)

* Did the daughter get her hands on Nick's stash and decide to try it? Did she share the cocaine with her friends?

* Did an older sibling or parent show her how to do the coke? Or did they administer it to her?

* Did she start sneaking doses on her own after being shown how to do it by someone?

If the kid "accidentally'" got to the cocaine stash she'd have overdosed, kids have no fucking idea what safe amounts of anything are or what drugs are, she'd have taken tons. The fact that she had long time usage (evidenced by micro dose amounts in hair) and she is still alive heavily implies she was given it by someone at a consistent basis.

I agree the idea of accidental ingestion seems less likely than intentional ingestion. Her hair levels at 5000 pg/mg are consistent with the 10th percentile of adult cocaine users (5770 pg/mg). As in the following chart.


See my previous post for full discussion of the above cocaine testing clinical data. Chart units are in ng/mg not pg/mg.

However I disagree that an adult would necessarily have to administer the cocaine to her.

Children are curious by nature and like having secrets and doing "adult" things. It's possible she repeatedly saw Nick and Kayla doing cocaine and leaving it lying around, and decided to copy them.

She may have taken some for herself or to impress her siblings or friends.

It's not a foregone conclusion she would have overdosed.

Even still - I think the most likely explanation is that an adult (or older sibling) administered the cocaine to her, and even possibly showed her how to do it.

Which is just wild when you think about it.

 

[brooky]

"She thought it was candy"

"She got into it on accident"

In case you didn't know, cocaine tastes awful and it kind of burns going up your nose/down your throat if you snort it. Like a particularly gross post nasal drip. At least the first few times.

I can't imagine how putrid it would feel and taste to a little 9 year old, who has more sensitive taste buds than an adult.

If a little kid got an accidental taste of coke, I don't see how it would show up on a test as "medium/weekly" use.

I used to put loose MDMA on sugar cookies before I knew about parachuting, to help get it down. I suppose you could do that if you were insane and evil and wanted to get a child to ingest cocaine. Just saying.

Bottoms exist for people who are capable of introspection in their rare moments of clarity. Lolcows are lolcows because they are incapable of doing this.

...oh you guys are talking about rock bottoms. It's too early in the morning for me.

 

[NostalgicJam]

Trying to catch up to all this fuckery has been wild, Bouncing between Nick's main thread and this but this dude addiction has now affected a 9 year old child!? a 9 YEAR OLD with coke in their system!?

Nick, it's unironically over, please do a flip.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

I thought the endangerment was going to be something relatively minor, possibly even dropping it off the charges, but a positive cocaine test on your child? This just takes the degeneracy down even further. Every time you come back it gets worse. The dodged tickets, Aaron leaks, now this.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Jesus christ Nick. This is beyond fucked. For the kids sake I hope you never get to see them again.