Horrorcow Cecily Kellogg / CecilyK / Uppercase Woman - unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.

My theory about Cecily's few boosters--like Lynette Young, Marcy Massura and Kelby Carr--is that they only hang out with Cecily because she makes them feel so much better about themselves. I also have it from a couple of solid sources that they have taken pity on her more than anything--none of them actually like her. They're overweight, plain/ugly (depending on your view) women who have scammed their way into making money off this whole social trend and they like looking down on the obese trashy bitch who never figured out how to do that.

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And if you ask Cecily, she has a "successful career" and "runs a small agency." Yet she couldn't make her bankruptcy payments--a measly $320/month, IIRC--or house payment, lost her home, and lives in a rental in the ghetto. She's spinning hard, but going nowhere.

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My theory about Cecily's few boosters--like Lynette Young, Marcy Massura and Kelby Carr--is that they only hang out with Cecily because she makes them feel so much better about themselves. I also have it from a couple of solid sources that they have taken pity on her more than anything--none of them actually like her. They're overweight, plain/ugly (depending on your view) women who have scammed their way into making money off this whole social trend and they like looking down on the obese trashy bitch who never figured out how to do that.

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And if you ask Cecily, she has a "successful career" and "runs a small agency." Yet she couldn't make her bankruptcy payments--a measly $320/month, IIRC--or house payment, lost her home, and lives in a rental in the ghetto. She's spinning hard, but going nowhere.

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Here's how well Cecily prepares for her speaker engagements. At 6:20 p.m. the night before.

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ETA: Don't even get me started on Kelby Carr, Lynette Young or Marcy Massura. There are stories.
 
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My theory about Cecily's few boosters--like Lynette Young, Marcy Massura and Kelby Carr--is that they only hang out with Cecily because she makes them feel so much better about themselves. I also have it from a couple of solid sources that they have taken pity on her more than anything--none of them actually like her. They're overweight, plain/ugly (depending on your view) women who have scammed their way into making money off this whole social trend and they like looking down on the obese trashy bitch who never figured out how to do that.

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And if you ask Cecily, she has a "successful career" and "runs a small agency." Yet she couldn't make her bankruptcy payments--a measly $320/month, IIRC--or house payment, lost her home, and lives in a rental in the ghetto. She's spinning hard, but going nowhere.

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Ha! Dresden Shumaker was one of Cecily's enablers for a while (Dresden is on the bottom right in the apple pic). She and Sarah Bloom (mentioned in another comment above as floating Cecily a loan in 2010 t0 keep her phone on, as well as many other loans that she never got paid back) were the reasons Tori had Christmas and birthday gifts and when they both had had enough of being a bank from which loans were taken but never repaid, suddenly Tori was getting filthy secondhand keyboards purchased last minute from a pawnshop as her sole gift on Christmas Day.

Sarah and Dresden both are kind of weird in their own rights. Sarah's an edgy photographer, Dresden is a messy, single by choice stay at home mom, and both seemed superficially well suited to Cecily's way of life. But both women work hard at their professions and have their own families to take care of. Dresden, for all her faults, lives with and takes care of her mother and genuinely loves her little boy and makes sure he has a nice life, albeit in a house I want a maid service to come and overhaul with a flamethrower. They have very little in common with Cecily than proximity to her and certain values that make them different than the average old school mommy bloggers. Neither will come out and tell their stories and will be cordial online but both are sick of Cecily and gave her far more than she ever gave back.

Jo-ann Rogan's another one who will virtue signal when Cecily becomes the temporary bloated fat face of mid to late term abortion, as happens every couple of years. She'll talk about how she's proud to be Cecily's friend. But she's been absent from Cecily's life, too. Jo-ann, punkymama on Twitter and the lead singer of the punk bank Thorazine, will show up in pictures with Cess when Cecily comes to her shows but zero interaction beyond that. In 2013, she hosted Tori's birthday party at her home and pool when it became clear Cecily wasn't going to do much for the kid - the party was a month late. Since then it's been crickets - if they are friends beyond "yay, abortions for all" stuff on Twitter, Jo-ann keeps it on the down low.

(On another note, I don't know if it was at that party or another one but another of Tori's birthday gatherings had several adults and kids, all wet and in swimsuits, gathered around as Tori opened gifts and cut the cake, etc. Cecily was filming everyone around Tori and an adult asked her what she was doing. Cecily was all, "Oh just taking a film for us for later" or some similar comment. Of course all the adults looking like shit and their scantily clad kids in wet bathing suits appeared online because Cecily uploaded the video. From that point on, the only kids we ever saw around Cecily was the offspring of the family who made artisan bacon, christened on GOMI as the Little Bacon Girl. Tori had a roller derby friend who looked much older than she was and was evidently neglected enough that she turned to Cecily, of all people, for supervision. But Cecily exploited that girl's appearance, a cute pre-teen coated in make-up and far too old to be having sleepovers with Tori, and put her face all over her Facebook and Instagram until the girl's parents realized what was happening and CHOINKed her out of Tori's life, too. It's not just money that parents lose when they are around her - Cecily poses a very real threat to parents who'd prefer strangers not masturbate to images of their children found in Cecily's social media.)

Lynette Young is a whining, ridiculous woman-child and her antics online are lolcowish, but even she keeps a distance. Lynette has an actual career of sorts and being friends with Cecily is a problem professionally, after all the conference scandals, the times Cecily refused to pay her share in hotel rooms, when Cecily "forgot" her wallet at dinner, all the missed deadlines and fucked over clients. All the online begging. Lynette views Cecily as an underprivileged fat monkey woman and she gives her head pats from time to time but Cecily will never be invited to her home, permitted to go to lunch with her at a nice restaurant or do much with her that can affect her professionally.

The list of people Cecily has fucked over, borrowed huge sums from then never repaid, shuffled off her maternal duties to with zero gratitude is long and filled with women who are well-versed in the idea that if they want their skeletons to remain closeted, they don't talk about what Cecily does openly because they could end up with scrutiny on themselves. But behind the scenes, stories abounded. Evidently there were rumors (possibly started by former GOMI-er and borderline assclown JalamityCane) that some of Cecily's then-close friends were planning an intervention of sorts to confront her on her lies, financial misdeeds, and all around foul behavior but I never heard what came of it.
 
It's really fucking sad to watch something like this video celebrating Tori's second birthday:
She was such a cute kid, who with good parenting could have been a happy child with a bright future. Instead, she got an attention-seeking mother with a personality disorder, who thinks it's a good idea to stick pictures of her daughter suckling at her breast in public YouTube videos like this one. No respect for Tori's individuality or privacy, or her natural yearning to be treated with dignity. Charlie bows to Cecily because she is--by her own admission--such a raging cunt when she doesn't get her way. So now Tori has been damned to a shitty life because these two had no business having children in the first place. She's been used as a blank wall onto which her classless cunt of a mother can project whatever she wants--even 'sexiness' and pansexuality--onto her 10 year old daughter.

No intervention in the world could penetrate Cecily's thick armor of denial and delusion. Tori's best hope is that both of her parents drop dead ASAP and some kind family member or friend will take her in and give her the structure and respect she deserves.

This child deserves better than being dumped in a vacant lot in the ghetto and expected to walk 30 blocks by herself to a glorified daycare, denied an education and turned into a sexuality icon by her mother before she has even reached puberty.

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Lynette Young is a whining, ridiculous woman-child and her antics online are lolcowish, but even she keeps a distance. Lynette has an actual career of sorts and being friends with Cecily is a problem professionally, after all the conference scandals, the times Cecily refused to pay her share in hotel rooms, when Cecily "forgot" her wallet at dinner, all the missed deadlines and fucked over clients. All the online begging. Lynette views Cecily as an underprivileged fat monkey woman and she gives her head pats from time to time but Cecily will never be invited to her home, permitted to go to lunch with her at a nice restaurant or do much with her that can affect her professionally.
Lynette Young recently had a huge fit on Twitter and Facebook because Twitter won't verify her. Don't they know who she is? (No one knows who she is). She and Cecily are still friends and when Cesspool posted her fuck you Donald Trump article Lynette sent her flowers. Despite her delusions of grandeur, Lynette doesn't have many friends either. If you ask anyone what she does, no one can even give you an answer.
 
Lynette Young recently had a huge fit on Twitter and Facebook because Twitter won't verify her. Don't they know who she is? (No one knows who she is). She and Cecily are still friends and when Cesspool posted her fuck you Donald Trump article Lynette sent her flowers. Despite her delusions of grandeur, Lynette doesn't have many friends either. If you ask anyone what she does, no one can even give you an answer.
She built her whole sham of a "consulting" business on Google Plus. :story:

Back to Cecily. According to her Twitter, her family is going to have "take out" [sic] around the TV tonight. How is this different from any other night for the bankrupt, foreclosed upon family?
 
Lynette Young recently had a huge fit on Twitter and Facebook because Twitter won't verify her. Don't they know who she is? (No one knows who she is). She and Cecily are still friends and when Cesspool posted her fuck you Donald Trump article Lynette sent her flowers. Despite her delusions of grandeur, Lynette doesn't have many friends either. If you ask anyone what she does, no one can even give you an answer.
When I said she a career of sorts, that was because I too have no idea what it is she does. I can't help but find it hilarious she sent Cecily flowers for bragging about her abortion because Trump. I thought she had decided to demote Cecily as a sort of pet monster but maybe she'll buy Tori a nice Christmas ham.
 
I have just finished reading this entire thread, and to say I'm horrified would be an understatement. I'm sick for Tori-I thought Kai was a bad mother but this is beyond...I'll never understand why these mothers push their children into the "limelight" and invade their privacy so horribly. Even most famous actors, who are narcissists in action, try to create a bubble of privacy around their children. And yet a nobody like Cecely will throw her kid in front of the public and make up stories about her sexuality without regard for what the consequences may be.

I'm sick for her twin boys who, even in death, are used to further her goals of victimhood and asspats.

It's hard to imagine she and Charlie romanticising writing and poetry and laziness the way they have.

Question though-is this still a milkable cow? Where is she active? She shut her blog down and except for the occasional "look, I'm a victim" article, and some boring twitter stuff and a zillion photos of her cats on IG-I don't see much new.

Am I missing something? I really want to pay attention to this one, especially because I always cross my fingers that the children of these horrors somehow rebel and turn out ok and not end up like Jessie Slaughter.

I also wonder how she is paying any bills? She is not homeless, although in a bad neighborhood. I know online writing pays very little (to nothing) and her marketing business can't be a success-so who is supporting them?

In this case, it seems like all that people are going on is mostly archived on nformation and I'm curious about how this continues.

Please tell me I'm missing something...
 
Cecily is still active on FB (public and private), Twitter and Instagram, as well as Medium and other platforms (YourTango, Ravishly, etc.). I have contacts in the blogging world who tattle to me occasionally about her latest fuckups in trying to sell herself as an "expert" on blogging, social media, "thought leadership," and content marketing. She's ineptly hustling along, getting peanuts to do things like run social channels for League Collegiate Outfitters, the Abingdon Arts Center and other small fry clients. Cecily and Charlie use the modest payouts to buy sushi and $30 mascara for Cecily, but I am reliably informed they do not pay their bills and owe a significant amount of back rent. I don't want to out my sources, so will leave it at that.

Maybe his and his wife's inability to stop accruing debt as an adult is why Charlie is so hot on the idea of making it illegal for lenders to charge more than 9.9% interest, ever.
Face it, most of us have credit cards whose interest rates are just slightly higher than those charged by the Mafia. And the parasitic credit card companies have already successfully lobbied to make defaulting on their loans through bankruptcy nearly impossible. So, let's make what we owe them payable by capping the interest they can charge us.
Speak for yourself, asshole. Don't spend money you don't have and don't look to lenders to bail you out. GET A FUCKING JOB. It's nobody's fault but your own that you're a bankrupt in foreclosure who had to walk away from $75k in home equity because you won't even work enough to pay off the last $3k of your mortgage. Don't ask the law to protect you from your own inability to be a goddam grownup.

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I have just finished reading this entire thread, and to say I'm horrified would be an understatement. I'm sick for Tori-I thought Kai was a bad mother but this is beyond...I'll never understand why these mothers push their children into the "limelight" and invade their privacy so horribly. Even most famous actors, who are narcissists in action, try to create a bubble of privacy around their children. And yet a nobody like Cecely will throw her kid in front of the public and make up stories about her sexuality without regard for what the consequences may be.

I'm sick for her twin boys who, even in death, are used to further her goals of victimhood and asspats.

It's hard to imagine she and Charlie romanticising writing and poetry and laziness the way they have.

Question though-is this still a milkable cow? Where is she active? She shut her blog down and except for the occasional "look, I'm a victim" article, and some boring twitter stuff and a zillion photos of her cats on IG-I don't see much new.

Am I missing something? I really want to pay attention to this one, especially because I always cross my fingers that the children of these horrors somehow rebel and turn out ok and not end up like Jessie Slaughter.

I also wonder how she is paying any bills? She is not homeless, although in a bad neighborhood. I know online writing pays very little (to nothing) and her marketing business can't be a success-so who is supporting them?

In this case, it seems like all that people are going on is mostly archived on nformation and I'm curious about how this continues.

Please tell me I'm missing something...
No idea how she pays bills but in the last couple of months she made a major splash in the blogosphere when she exploited Tori's sexuality, as you mention, and made national news with a profanity-laden article reacting to Trump's views on abortion. That's pretty good milk even if it doesn't come as regularly as other cows deliver. She's all over Twitter and Facebook, as well writing for time to time for girlie-mommy blogs like Ravishly and free-for-all shit holes like Medium. As long as there is breath in that bloated body she will be acting up because she lives for attention, but since she has shut down her blog and blocks anyone who questions her, her drama comes in waves. Much of the going over of the past is the organic outgrowth of introducing people to this human landslide.

But as long as the Earth spins on its axis, Cecily Kellogg will be a small dairy farm and her worthless husband will provide the occasional drop or two.
 
Charlie writes that paragraph as if paying interest is completely unavoidable. It never occurred to him that many of us live within our means and pay our credit card bills off in full, paying no interest at all. It's astounding how far from reality they are, especially financially.

Walking away from a house that you have $75.000 in equity because you owe $3,000 is the financial equivalent of a Darwin Awards death. It's so far from what anybody else would do that it is breathtaking.

Well, I thank you, ExceptionalGoogle, for keeping us informed. This shitstorm is one of the more fascinating ones. All Cows have a strong ability to self-defend and live in denial but these two are something else. It's surprising that they still have a roof over their heads, and I've no doubt that we will someday see articles about the hardships and romance of living in a car.

I suppose welfare is taking care of them for the time being. Someday, Tori will be 18 and they'll be on their own...
 
Charlie writes that paragraph as if paying interest is completely unavoidable. It never occurred to him that many of us live within our means and pay our credit card bills off in full, paying no interest at all. It's astounding how far from reality they are, especially financially.

Walking away from a house that you have $75.000 in equity because you owe $3,000 is the financial equivalent of a Darwin Awards death. It's so far from what anybody else would do that it is breathtaking.

Yeah, and anybody else might get a fucking job. Here's how Charlie dealt with the crushing realization that he had to do some fucking work....maybe....at some point:

Tomorrow begins a new life.
Work work work.
Must find work.
A new freelance client.
Or two. Or an in-house job.
Must.
Find.
Work.

So how am I preparing myself? By watching Kung Fu Panda. Hope some zen will rub off on me. I do have some leads, some pretty good ones in fact. Will just have to hound people by phone and email. Not my favorite activity. I am no salesman. And I do take no for an answer. But tomorrow a new life begins. Must be persistent. Must self-promote. Must use silly terminology like "skill set."

Attention to detail is now priority one. "Whatever" is no longer part of my vocabulary.

Ugh. I'm tired already.

OK, back to the panda.
With an attitude like that, it's a mystery why they ended up bankrupt and in foreclosure.
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Cecily is still active on FB (public and private), Twitter and Instagram, as well as Medium and other platforms (YourTango, Ravishly, etc.). I have contacts in the blogging world who tattle to me occasionally about her latest fuckups in trying to sell herself as an "expert" on blogging, social media, "thought leadership," and content marketing.

If there are small nuggets of stories like these (how she fucks up trying to make some scratch) you could share that won't out your sources, those would be very much welcome. That said, thanks for your posts on this thread. They're very informative.
 
Lol. Suicide hotline because your candidate loses? What a wimpy nation we've become.

Can you imagine being on the other end of that phone call?

"Im Cecily and I have a gun to my head because Trump won (even though I don't believe in guns, but please ignore the hypocrisy)."

"Ma'am, please don't, the world will go on and you have family who love and care for you and will be hurt by your death"

"You don't understand the mysogeny I see. My husband's secret upshots of women are art, not sexual like the Miss Universe pageant. Trump will ban Diva Cups because he wants blood coming from my wherever, and vibrators because he wants to grab our pussies ourselves. He was only pro-choice for 65 years; I may never get to destroy near-viable kids in utereo again because of my love for salt and tater tots. My daughter's sexuality will not be private or respected as I have always dreamt it should be with Trump in office. Why, he even went bankrupt and didn't pay bills. Bankrupt! A woman wouldn't let that happen. I want to die. "


"Good luck, ma'am"

(Baby powerlevel: this post has no bearing on my political views ...or lack thereof)
 
Some salient posts from her IG over the past couple of weeks:

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This was a ten minute drive from their house and
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