Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[genericwhitemale]

Rekieta's isn't constantly drunk
Rekieta drinks but he's not an alcoholic
Rekieta's an alcoholic but he's not doing drugs
Rekieta's doing drugs but who cares if he's functioning
Rekieta's house is in disrepair but his kids aren't being victimised
Rekeita's kids are coming to microschool hungry and stinking but they're not exposed to drugs directly
Rekieta's kids sat next to a bullet of coke but it's not like they used it
His kids tested positive for cocaine but the tests could be fake (YOU ARE HERE)
The cocaine tests were real but it didn't happen on multiple occasions.

 

[StMaryPiper]

Rekieta's isn't constantly drunk
Rekieta drinks but he's not an alcoholic
Rekieta's an alcoholic but he's not doing drugs
Rekieta's doing drugs but who cares if he's functioning
Rekieta's house is in disrepair but his kids aren't being victimised
Rekeita's kids are coming to microschool hungry and stinking but they're not exposed to drugs directly
Rekieta's kids sat next to a bullet of coke but it's not like they used it
His kids tested positive for cocaine but the tests could be fake (YOU ARE HERE)
The cocaine tests were real but it didn't happen on multiple occasions.

Cocaine makes them function better. Also it’s their fault. Also they bought the coke. Also something something Eric July

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Waiting for a classic rant about how it’s fucked up they don’t let 9 year olds do cocaine. Government is run by a bunch of Karens!

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

If a kid can't be effectively abandoned and exposed to extremely addictive, often fatal drugs in outrageous quantities, while the walking corpses of the mother and father who once loved them have smegmatic orgies in front of them, well--

What was George Washington fighting for?

 

[Kandinsky]

This is pseudo new lore to me, so pardon my retard question, but what is Riley's full name, and does he have his own thread? I'm curious because I want to pull any criminal documents that may exist, if they haven't already been obtained.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

There's no way that you would be 10x the legal limit from inhaling particles floating around the room. That's the whole point of there being a limit, so people who were near to a coke heads sneeze don't get popped

This. Even when it comes to marijuana, the chance of popping dirty from second hand smoke is reasonably nil. It’s an excuse that will often be used, some PO’s will buy into it, but most don’t and will use it a reason to allow a dirty pop while advising to refrain from those using drugs because it increases likelihood of using and getting caught up in other illegal shit.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Fresh cope just dropped. The state is out to get Rekieta and fucking up test results.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

I can't believe Nick's local government, a social worker, a pastor, Kayla's sister, Nick's kids, Eric July, Yellow Flash, Kino Casino and Kiwifarms are all conspiring together to make sweet Rackets look bad. Thank god Detective Dick is putting the pieces together and exposing this sick plot. You might think this is schizophrenia, but actually his brain is just really big from doing so much acid. He should do more acid to get even smarter.

AND we got some more cope

https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1803450191791661431

https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1803448825509794267

chill out karens, the kid just ate a bagel

https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1803451936412410274

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is pseudo new lore to me, so pardon my retard question, but what is Riley's full name, and does he have his own thread? I'm curious because I want to pull any criminal documents that may exist, if they haven't already been obtained.

Riley Mix.
(I know lol)

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Libertarianism is a pipe dream but it’s an actual possible system to implement.
communism in the way they want it to run is literally impossible.

lol no. At the very least you can say communism has been tried.

 

[Desktop User2]

chill out karens, the kid just ate a bagel

She was just taking heroin and the A-LAWGIN CPS slaaaundering Rackets talking about cocaine.
Also, can this faggot ever shut up? It´s a real question. He seems completely unable to shut the fuck up.

 

[Baldos Revenge]

She was just taking heroin and the A-LAWGIN CPS slaaaundering Rackets talking about cocaine.
Also, can this faggot ever shut up? It´s a real question. He seems completely unable to shut the fuck up.

total e-celeb death

 

[Lain of the Wired]

Also, can this faggot ever shut up? It´s a real question. He seems completely unable to shut the fuck up.

Nope, he has a mouth, and he must reee.

 

[Terrorist]

There’s no clearer sign of being down bad than responding to individual KF posts on Twitter. IIRC it was Kengle who started that vaunted practice.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

chill out karens, the kid just ate a bagel

https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1803451936412410274

Holy fuck, Dax is an actual mouthbreather. Poppies are opiates, bud. Different drug metabolites entirely, shit cope.

 

[Pissmaster]

Holy fuck, Dax is an actual mouthbreather. Poppies are opiates, bud. Different drug metabolites entirely, shit cope.

Gwarsh, she must be eating those new chocolate covered coca leaves they sell at Whole Foods!

 

[Musashi's Son]

(https://archive.ph/yv01O)

https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1803450191791661431

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/cgh8E

https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1803448825509794267

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/HBs6H

https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1803451936412410274

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/M1cP0

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Holy fuck, Dax is an actual mouthbreather. Poppies are opiates, bud. Different drug metabolites entirely, shit cope.

Juju is thinking of the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine pops on a drug test twice because she can't resist poppy bagels, I guarantee it.

Everything he knows about anything, he learned from watching teevee in high school. He's Chris levels of ignorant.

 

[The Masked Sneed]

chill out karens, the kid just ate a bagel

>Poppy seeds can cause a COCAINE false positive
Is he retarded? (Don't answer that)

 

[AltisticRight]

the great minds of the dick camp are weighing in on the nick situation

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https://x.com/krimcl/status/1803320634073923667

Fake? How? Behead all libertarians.
What fucking rights, a child's right to be a recreational drug user? No wonder they are all chasers.

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Fresh cope just dropped. The state is out to get Rekieta and fucking up test results.

>If the error is like 15%
What GC-MS has an "error of 15%" you fuckwit.
Where did that number even come from? Squeezed out of his udder?

chill out karens, the kid just ate a bagel

Eating poppy seeds will lead to a false positive of >5000pg/mg in cocaine.

This is the guy that believes a webpage IQ test.