Can We Return To The 2000s

GarthBrooks

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with big tech and social media worse than ever constant streaming service BS and smartphone addiction will the trend of dumbphones piracy physical media and personal websites like neocities ever reach a critical mass or is it doomed to obsecurity
 
is this a good or bad thing?
Well in 2000, he's Ansem Seeker of Darkness. In 2008 or 9, he's Xehanort's Heartless. In 2010 or so, he's some old guy named Xehanort in the body of a young guy named Terra, forming Terranort. But Terranort loses his memory (somehow) and works for Ansem. In 2012 He tries to kill Ansem and somehow manages to split himself into a Heartless and Nobody by killing himself. I think. So he is now Terranort's Heartless. In 2019 both him and the original Terranort, the original Xehanort are all running around at the same time.

Yeah, I'm perfectly fine with going back to 2000 and killing this faggot so my memory isn't wasted on this garbage any further.
 
>Heartless
>Xehanort
>it's just an anagram of "no heart" with an X in front

Kingdom Hearts is so fucking gay.
Xehanort used to be an insult given by the Master of Masters to one of the Masters as an anagram of No Heart. That was retconned though, now No Heart is the name of the armored shell of Xehanort left behind when Xehanort puts himself inside of Terra and becomes Terranort. You fight No Heart as the final hidden boss of Birth of By Sleep.

Another Nomura classic is Riku. Riku gets cloned along the series. Then Jiminy Cricket's journal decides it want to look exactly like Riku for some reason so when it creates a digital avatar of itself it shows up as Riku. Then time travel is introduced. So there's a whodunnit subplot in KH3 of whether the Riku who joins the Organization is Past Riku, Riku's Clone, or Jiminy Cricket's Journal. BECAUSE THEY ALL LOOK THE FUCKING SAME.

If you want to kill Nomura, I'm free on Thursday. Remember, Kingdom Hearts can still get gayer.
 
Xehanort used to be an insult given by the Master of Masters to one of the Masters as an anagram of No Heart. That was retconned though, now No Heart is the name of the armored shell of Xehanort left behind when Xehanort puts himself inside of Terra and becomes Terranort. You fight No Heart as the final hidden boss of Birth of By Sleep.

Another Nomura classic is Riku. Riku gets cloned along the series. Then Jiminy Cricket's journal decides it want to look exactly like Riku for some reason so when it creates a digital avatar of itself it shows up as Riku. Then time travel is introduced. So there's a whodunnit subplot in KH3 of whether the Riku who joins the Organization is Past Riku, Riku's Clone, or Jiminy Cricket's Journal. BECAUSE THEY ALL LOOK THE FUCKING SAME.

If you want to kill Nomura, I'm free on Thursday. Remember, Kingdom Hearts can still get gayer.
I love this series, but this even makes my brain want to fucking explode.
 
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