Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

[Shek$il]

If you guys were to get on the analog horror bandwagon, what would you do it on and why?

TLC (The Learning Channel) used to have some rather grotesque but empathetic shows about girls with two heads, boys who lost all of their skin, stuff like that. I would want to have an episode of that aesthetic and mood.

The interviewer should be very sweet and the goal would be to make the audience go "awww", but the subject would, ideally, be unquestionably horrifying. I'm thinking similar in appearance to Zarzour (memeness aside).



He should not answer any questions in any way that's humanizing OR overly mystifying. Nothing down to earth NOR speaking about how the moon is watching them.

"Fun segments" where the subject is meant to enjoy themselves and win the audience over would be stealing from a grocery store or pointing at people from a distance for long amounts of time.

I understand this borders on comedy, but that's what I'd go with. Just a weird, creepy, unfriendly, imposing thing trying to win sympathy.

 

[Hamsteroid]

i want this man's head cut off and delivered to me

Your search - man - did not match any person in this post.
Did you mean: faggot

 

[wakaran]

It seems Nightmind is gonna be going the Fredrick Knudsen by
larping as an anime twink
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Something about this flamboyant homosexual furry advertising his pornographic ASMR video to his mostly teenage audience just doesn't sit right with me.

 

[didelphigina]

Something about this flamboyant homosexual furry advertising his pornographic ASMR video to his mostly teenage audience just doesn't sit right with me.

He's done this junk countless times. No one's questioning this and it'll be until someone makes a 50 page callout post on him when his fans' neuron functions will actually activate.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

If you guys were to get on the analog horror bandwagon, what would you do it on and why?

I've always felt that WWII has a lot of untapped potential in the horror department. Something like declassified footage from the Manhattan Project showing nuclear tests gone horribly wrong, or maybe photos of Nazi occult rituals and Antarctic bases, with some aliens thrown in or something.

I also really liked the short film Metalosis Maligna, crazy fictional diseases would be a cool subject, too.

 

[Atatata]

Tbh I'm surprised nobody ever rolled with the "3am challenge" bit and made a genuine horror parody of bad youtube videos.

 

[Xerxes IX]

If you guys were to get on the analog horror bandwagon, what would you do it on and why?

Back to the Future analog horror where Marty goes to the Bad Future inhabited by demons. Mostly because BTTF seems to be beloved by gen X manchildren and I want to know what'd happen if that came into contact with analog horror fan autism.

 

[BirdUp]

Something like declassified footage from the Manhattan Project showing nuclear tests gone horribly wrong, or maybe photos of Nazi occult rituals and Antarctic bases, with some aliens thrown in or something.

the experiments the japanese and nazis carried out are horrific
also the mass graves of emaciated people with clouded eyes and their arms stretching towards you could be good material if you're decent enough at photoshop
military horror isn't explored enough in my opinion

Spoiler: dead people

 

[Guiron]

Oh, dear no, how else can we gather an audience full of impressionable children and adults???????????????????????????????

Lure them in with jumpscares, of course! And not the 'one second and over' style that was popular in the 2010s, you have to preface them with some poorly-trained voice actor going "No, no, oh god no" for 30 seconds with tons of pauses, then have a stock photo of a man's face that you've fucked around with using Photoshop's liquefy tool (melting people is all the rage in Analog Horror, especially FNAF ripoffs for some reason). Then, the screen flashes so fast it will give the audience a seizure, plus the background audio gets so ridiculously loud that there will scarcely be any listener without ringing ears by the end of the scene - make sure to drag it out for as long as you can for maximum audience engagement.

But don't worry, none of the above is 'going too far' because it's so heavily telegraphed that the viewer can see it coming from a mile away. Why give the kiddies nightmares when you can just make them have an epileptic fit instead?

 

[Santiago_Nasar]

If you guys were to get on the analog horror bandwagon, what would you do it on and why?

make a channel with hundred ai videos but some have a hooded being in the background, and with each new appareance becoming more menacing until .... nothing happens

 

[Xerxes IX]

melting people is all the rage in Analog Horror, especially FNAF ripoffs for some reason

Blame that child groomer Squimpus, this is the one that started it all

 

[RandallBoggs]

I was gonna say you should all be careful posting all these kino ideas lest they be stolen by horrortubers, but then I remembered these faggots literally think KF is the dark web and refuse to leave the safety of Reddit and twitter. Who knows, though.

 

[didelphigina]

I was gonna say you should all be careful posting all these kino ideas lest they be stolen by horrortubers, but then I remembered these faggots literally think KF is the dark web and refuse to leave the safety of Reddit and twitter. Who knows, though.

Yeah, them safe space horrortubers don't want to lose their precious audience if they were caught taking ideas from the evul nazi transphobic ableist whatever buzzword website.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Yeah, them safe space horrortubers don't want to lose their precious audience if they were caught taking ideas from the evul nazi transphobic ableist whatever buzzword website.

 

[Chromeo]

If you guys were to get on the analog horror bandwagon, what would you do it on and why?

I don't know if it counts as analog per se, but I'm interested in the whole Cameraheads thing. Imagine a channel that's just someone doing nature walks or something and one episode the guy finds the backpack with the "I killed a camera head" note. The youtuber keeps passing by and shit gets weirder, he finds a half-destroyed journal and the pages detail how the missing person was doing psychic research, bla bla bla, "camera heads" are remote viewers and the guy is now being targeted/gang-stalked, and because the OP read all of this on youtube the government is now on HIS trail. The videos on the channel start having more obvious government agents in them walking on the same lonely trail as OP, maybe even other videos posted have the same actors to imply HE'S being gangstalked now, and it all culminates in the guy making an apology video and ending the channel there, privating the diary reading video (so now people have to rely on downloads/playlists,) and "disappearing" forever.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Egg Council ARG when?

 

[Carnavoyeur]

the experiments the japanese and nazis carried out are horrific
also the mass graves of emaciated people with clouded eyes and their arms stretching towards you could be good material if you're decent enough at photoshop
military horror isn't explored enough in my opinion

Spoiler: dead people

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I always found the Sonderkommando photos really creepy, they gave me the same vibe as things like the original Slenderman images, The Bitterroot Footage, and Begotten. Like there should be some kind of demon standing in the background of these.

 

[Colon capital V]

I always found the Sonderkommando photos really creepy, they gave me the same vibe as things like the original Slenderman images, The Bitterroot Footage, and Begotten. Like there should be some kind of demon standing in the background of these.

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If you had to put up with what these tiny hat prisoners went through, then you don't need demons to illustrate the soul-crushing and dehuman horrors that anyone would face there.

 

[VariableOverflow]

For this reason even though it's like the cliche of all cliches I'm intrigued by the idea of a weather forecast showing weird nonexistent places or unusual conditions.

But that's actually a pretty neat idea, nonexistent places and unusual conditions, could be paired with sudden cease to reporting about common areas, the definition of "normal" slowly or rapidly changing to something obviously not normal and so on. Now imagine all that with some Anchorman inter-station shenanigans , or even competing weather stations and you've got gold in them there hills.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

If you guys were to get on the analog horror bandwagon, what would you do it on and why?

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