Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ReverendVerse]

1. Nick meets the Imholtes at the stand-up event. Aaron befriends him due to thinking Nick will help him get views. How the polycule happens is more clouded.

Probably started off as an actual friendship (or just clout chasing from Aaron and April and Nick/Kayla thinking they're just friends).

Now that I think of it, Aaron/April were streamers, and while not as popular as Nick, they were the only people physically close to Nick that knew what it was like to have a presence on the Internet. We all know the infamous stream where Nick complained that he couldn't integrate with his local community because he was an Internet e-celeb. The normies couldn't relate to a famous e-celeb. Aaron/April knew some of the same people as Nick online, they also did a similar job as Nick online. Nick finally found someone he could relate to and Aaron/April were more than happy to benefit off of it.

So Aaron/April rode those coat tails. Nick charmed them and they did as he wanted because they wanted to maintain the ride on his coat tails. Shared his drugs with them, shared his life with them, and when the famous Rekietas suggested the Qover, what else were they going to do? Disassociate with someone that could give them clout and someone that shares their drugs with them? Of course not, they went with it, and things got out of hand.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

April supposedly has the excuse that she would deer hunt on Rekieta’s land.

"Deer" hunting

 

[ChromaQuack]

Now that I think about it, hasn't he been making more and more incoherent "jokes" about kid diddling in the past few months? And being more tolerant of self-described "non-offending" pedophile Vito? There's obviously no definitive proof and I wouldn't normally think much of it but he's already established a pattern of thinking it's so Funny and Weird to come up with shitty meltbrained standup material on degenerate things that he's personally done or somehow been involved with. First he goes from making fun of Jack Murphy to becoming him and now this.

I'm really starting to think the reason Dax is ACK ACK ACK-ing so hard on Xitter is because due to CPS being involved he's going to miss out on something he was promised.

I will not further elaborate on what it may have been.

 

[Sam Losco]

not sure if Viva Frei will stay on his side after yesterday's revelation, but what do I know...

Nah man, Viva just drinks deep on whatever KoolAid Barnes is giving him.

 

[User Account Samsara]

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>weeaboo retard with Chinese characters (gibberish btw) tattooed on his chest
>pronounces "moe" like one of the Three Stooges
It's amazing how much of a failure he is in every way, even by his own extremely cringe and gay standards.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

> 10 times the cutoff value).

Perhaps you (or anyone) can help with a simple question or two several:

• Is cutoff value the level below which means [medically or legally?] "no exposure," or "no confirmed exposure," or "confirmed but incidental" - or something else? And above the cutoff is definite (or likely?) exposure beyond random incidental, or confirmation of ingestion? Or?
• Does a higher concentration mean more times or volume or exposure, or more recent exposure? Or both/either bc it builds up with time (and volume?)
• The first cited article refers, in the context of discussing the greater porosity of young children's hair, the possibility of elimination via shampooing. Is that really true, that shampooing could remove or lower evidence of exposure? I have always assumed without really thinking a out it that drug tests on hair were analyzing "stuff" inside the hair, or cellular-level evidence or changes or something, rather than on its surface. (Not going to make a bad crack about unintended outcomes of the documented hygiene deficits in that house, but...I guess I just did.)
• How does it work that both topical contact and ingestion would have the same result of presence in/on the hair (if it does work that way)? Seems weird that something coming via metabolizing a drug would show up in the same place as particles in the air or deposited onto the head/hair (asking bc of speculation about a cop who touched coke touching the girl's head or (right, yeah) sprinkling coke on her head to get that dang dirty Nick Rekieta.

Narcissistic parents often have a favorite child.

Relevant Psychology Today article

There's often either or both a golden child and a scapegoat. Not always, but often. Ime, the golden child may very well develop into a narcissist as well (or had the inborn traits, which could explain how they were picked in the first place, or both, depending on your theory of narcissism) . Certainly can breed entitlement, but also another in the narcissist's own image. Seen it, and if nothing else, am grateful the 2nd generation narcissist was too utterly selfish even to spend the time to develop a mini-me.

 

[Molag Bal]

Andrew was Nick's strongest sweeper when Nick was at his peak. Andrew had distanced himself, but even he was getting ready to pull out his broom with his first stream.

I guess he figured out which way the wind was blowing. If you wanted to be charitable you could say he changed his opinion with new evidence but Nick was clearly drugged out of his mind on multiple streams and went nearly 5 months where he was unable to do 90 minutes without taking a lengthy "bathroom break", and in some instances came back with things like white powder on his nose or a nosebleed.

To be fair, there is a considerable difference between "Alcoholic swinger" and "Cokefiend child abuser" which should explain his shift easily. He was willing to sweep for the former, but not the latter.

Even now, it's not like he's fully antagonizing nick, all he did was not play into the copes and delusions.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

Daughter daughter

Yes papa?

Eating booger sugar?

No papa!

Telling lies?

No papa!

Let's test your hair...

Ha ha ha!

 

[Angry Crustacean]

There's often either or both a golden child and a scapegoat. Not always, but often. Ime, the golden child may very well develop into a narcissist as well (or had the inborn traits, which could explain how they were picked in the first place, or both, depending on your theory of narcissism) . Certainly can breed entitlement, but also another in the narcissist's own image. Seen it, and if nothing else, am grateful the 2nd generation narcissist was too utterly selfish even to spend the time to develop a mini-me.

Going up the family tree, I wonder if Nick was a favorite child, especially given the context of his sister living in South America. The scapegoat children often try to put a lot of distance between themselves and their family.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

I've never seen someone seethe this hard while sucking on a straw.
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Gotta make this more consistent with Sonichu canon.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Probably started off as an actual friendship (or just clout chasing from Aaron and April and Nick/Kayla thinking they're just friends).

Now that I think of it, Aaron/April were streamers, and while not as popular as Nick, they were the only people physically close to Nick that knew what it was like to have a presence on the Internet. We all know the infamous stream where Nick complained that he couldn't integrate with his local community because he was an Internet e-celeb. The normies couldn't relate to a famous e-celeb. Aaron/April knew some of the same people as Nick online, they also did a similar job as Nick online. Nick finally found someone he could relate to and Aaron/April were more than happy to benefit off of it.

So Aaron/April rode those coat tails. Nick charmed them and they did as he wanted because they wanted to maintain the ride on his coat tails. Shared his drugs with them, shared his life with them, and when the famous Rekietas suggested the Qover, what else were they going to do? Disassociate with someone that could give them clout and someone that shares their drugs with them? Of course not, they went with it, and things got out of hand.

I typically give Aaron’s word some heed because so far nothing has really disproven his stories or destroyed his credibility other than him being an Anthony Cumia wannabe.

Aaron said that Nick wanted someone to do drugs with. I can believe that Aaron started out partying with Nick and then got into weird sex shit as he started using more. But Aaron is a fucking retard who thinks that Kayla was actually into him.

I think the entire thing with Aaron is that he befriended a Coke addict celebrity and tried to become a hanger on only to realize that Nick was over as a streamer. Aaron fucked up his life for nothing beyond dishing gossip in a way that makes himself look like a retard.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

It falls under child endangerment.

About 10 years ago a mom was charged for giving her teenaged son medical cannabis to relieve his TBI-related spasms. She eventually cut a deal for a fine but it dragged on for a year. https://m.startribune.com/minn-pot-...-giving-sick-son-medical-marijuana/300183191/

Fuck.
"Brown said she accepted the deal: she was facing up to a year in prison and a $3,000 fine if convicted"
That's Nick's charge.

609.378

NEGLECT OR ENDANGERMENT OF CHILD. Subd. 1 (b)(2) knowingly causing or permitting the child to be present where any person is selling, manufacturing, possessing immediate precursors or chemical substances with intent to manufacture, or possessing a controlled substance, as defined in section 152.01, subdivision 4, in violation of section 152.021, 152.022, 152.023, 152.024, or 152.0262; is guilty of child endangerment and may be sentenced to imprisonment for not more than 364 days or to payment of a fine of not more than $3,000, or both.

It can just mean having them around drugs, but apparently they also charge administering under the same statute?

If true that means that with just the charges on the docket as we currently see them, the state could be alleging Nick deliberately gave his kid drugs, and that Kayla knew he was doing it and permitted him to do so. That would explain why her knowing permission of abuse charge didn't seem to correspond to a primary abuse charge.

Okay no hold on, devil's advocate, it's possible that Brown was charged under subd. (b)(1). The common factors are the same (child endangerment statutory penalty 1 year $3000) and (b)(1) uses the broader language "intentionally or recklessly causing or permitting a child to be placed in a situation likely to substantially harm the child" which, grammatically, would seem more applicable to the act of giving a kid drugs than the text of (b)(2). (b)(2) at least from the text on the page doesn't say anything about giving the kid drugs and it might be the preferred line of attack for a prosecutor (don't have to prove an intentional act took place in private) and the statutory penalty is the same ANYWAY so they probably wouldn't bother splitting the hair.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Literally who?

He does historical videos on YouTube. Troons tried to get his channel nuked a couple months back because he started shitting on Black Cleopatra and all the faggot revisionist history TV Shows that have been coming out, and he laughed at niggers in Amazons gay Lord of the Rings rip off and Pooners being cast as men.
He's a bit of a nerd but his hearts in the right place and he hates woke shit.
I didn't know he knew Balldo.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

It was obviously that fucking 16 year olds fault. What kind of good big brother let's his little sister STEAL cocaine from a fine upstanding citizen and her OWN FATHER?! The only criminals in that house are those two dipshit children. Nick Rekieta was MINDING HIS OWN BUISNESS and having CONSENSUAL fun with adults and some little felonious nine year old and her frankly neglectful big brother got in the way.

Definitely very jealous and resentful of his rockstar lifestyle. These loser kids are eating canned ravioli made by a CUCKOLD while Nick is enjoying only the finest artisanal crack rock and whiskey. Frankly I bet the 9 year old is a virgin since we haven't even seen Drexel around, meanwhile Nick is smashing the finest box.

Hopefully all this is cleared up in court and Nick can go back to enjoying the fruits of his labors and the ALOGS and CRIMINALS he calls children are rightfully punished.

 

[Harm]

Least favorite part of Nick's shitty livestream diatribes is when he attacks other lawtubers. "There's actual lawyers who are suggesting I should do anything other than try to get away with everything without consequences!" Using this to attack them as lawyers because they're prioritizing anything over exploiting the legal process to get away with his behavior is infuriating.

Nevermind that what they're prioritizing is Nick's integrity as a father, his children's innocence, and the most basic bitch morality.

 

[unimpressed cabbage]

I saw someone here entertain the idea that perhaps the 9 year old’s coke-positive hair strand could have been Kayla’s and that maybe best case scenario is they shared a hairbrush or something.

I’d like to point out that based on family facebook pictures, the nine year old is the only one in the family with long, straight, swedish blonde hair. Even if it were April’s, hair color or the effects of bleach (her highlights are not natural) would be immediately obvious in testing.

 

[Captain Manning]

Somebody pointed out in this thread the other day that in "Dear John," Nick was apparently salty that I didn't contact him to ask whether claims about him (many since proven true) were accurate. It's a ridiculous expectation, because I hadn't talked to him in years and I parted from him on bad terms, but I conceded it's possible he really believes I should have done that because Nick is a narcissistic control freak. A cult leader.

We have further confirmation from Null that emergency gaslighting is still going on even with people Nick is on the outs with.


Post in question.

Funniest part is that Nick apparently thought the thread was locked for his sake. For damage control. That Null finally put on the Balldo. It was temporarily locked to move discussion of the leak into its own separate thread and get people to filter over there for that so it didn't get lost in other ongoing discussion.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

>My lowest priority in life is my public image

Funny from the way he's behaving it seems its his kids.

Putting aside the ever-darkening portrait of that house/home life for the moment bc :

I watched the first 10 or 15 minutes of his stream via Elissa, and then it seemed to be heading into repetition so I killed it, but I can say this, charitably: that was the clearest and most cogent I have ever heard him sound - ever. At times he didn't even have that nasally whine. I'm nice so I'll give him that, even though he was spewing the usual bs. His face looked healthier/clearer, too. So, good job neatening your space and trimming your face hair...but how are the kids? Are they thriving? Do you know?

He should watch his first 10 or so minutes of that clip then watch random clips of his shows from a month, 2 months, 3 months, 6 months, a year, 2 years, and 3 years ago. And then he should reflect on it, both in the low-priority sense of his overall quality in his chosen job, but also as both a literal and a metaphorical depiction of his entire life. And then get humble (ha ha ha).

And if he has an ounce of reality available, he'll understand that the degradation of his life, person, and performance as a human is not the delusion of Scandinavian and New Zealand prudes, and it's not actually been some epic battle to be his authentic self against the finger-wagging judgey mcjudgersons. It's not been audacious; it hasn't even been interesting, except as a spectacle of dissolution. Sorry; Nick, but alcoholism and swinging are frightfully common, relatively speaking, among certain types of suburban/ ex-urban/ rural middle-aged couples in MN. You just had the means and the lack of real-world responsibilities/ accountability to turn it up to 11. And going big made it seeder, not less so.

The reality is that absolutely everything goes back to two things: 1) his (at minimum) self-centered and narcissistic tendencies (clinical or not); and 2) substances that with overuse/misuse/abuse (maybe even dependency, though he's not been helpless; it's been a choice) have corroded both his perception and his reality of what is quality and what should be standards. That's it. Literally everything out of control and chaotic and sub-par in his life is down to those things.

(Again, not incorporating the possibility of really dark stuff in this comment bc I don't yet know enough to comment on the drug test results for the daughter, and I don't like McBride-type hysteria. But I do have questions for a separate comment later.)

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Somebody pointed out in this thread the other day that in "Dear John," Nick was apparently salty that I didn't contact him to ask whether claims about him (many since proven true) were accurate. It's a ridiculous expectation, because I hadn't talked to him in years and I parted from him on bad terms, but I conceded it's possible he really believes I should have done that because Nick is a narcissistic control freak. A cult leader.

We have further confirmation from Null that emergency gaslighting is still going on even with people Nick is on the outs with.

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Post in question.

Funniest part is that Nick apparently thought the thread was locked for his sake. For damage control. That Null finally put on the Balldo. It was temporarily locked to move discussion of the leak into its own separate thread and get people to filter over there.

Nick's thread was locked for what, 30 minutes? And in that limited window he sent Null a message.

Nick not only reads the thread, he probably reads it obsessively.

 

[TrueDeath]

I get I'm a Vulcan and hate humans and their emotions, but God damn the outrage tears make it hard to enjoy this drama. People waiting for the latest revelation to come out so they can get MORE ANGRY, like you didn't know this guy who's been in a cocaine stupor for 14 months maybe didn't remember to make his kids' breakfast? It's like a celebrity gets arrested for drunk driving, and okay that's pretty bad, oh but wait it's just came out he was swerving over the lines?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK???? Oh wait a minute a new report, before he got pulled over for drunk driving HE WAS GOING OVER THE SPEED LIMIT ZOMFG LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

Yeah that's how that works dickhead. You thought him and his wife were drinking all day, doing lines of coke all night, banging any stranger who happened to walk by the house, but were also candidates for parents of year? Is that what you thought? Surprised they forgot to change the kids clothing on a 72 hour coke blitz to Oz and back? Shocked and appalled they missed meal time on frequent occasion while literally blacked out and laying over their bathroom counter? Surprised one of the older kids decided to try daddy's magic pixie powder while he lay asleep in his king sized bed covered in failed Youtuber's wives? Stop and fucking think for a half second about why drug addiction is a problem in the first place. Nick's been a horribly shitty father while his drug addiction has gone on, with only every other drug addict out there on Earth. Realize it now and get the angry emojis out of your system. He's a hard drug abusing, wife swapping, child ignoring degenerate. Yes, we know.