Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[LaxerBRO]

What's sad is that when Austin's parents die, he will probably sell the house and gamble the money away. This might last him a week, at best, and he might even get comped a room for how much money he is putting down. But in about a week, he will be homeless and try to gamble with whatever spare change he can get or whatever amount of government assistance he can sell on the black market. Perhaps, we will even see a saga where Austin is imprisoned and he will gamble with cigarettes that he traded for buttsex.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

What's sad is that when Austin's parents die, he will probably sell the house and gamble the money away. This might last him a week, at best, and he might even get comped a room for how much money he is putting down. But in about a week, he will be homeless and try to gamble with whatever spare change he can get or whatever amount of government assistance he can sell on the black market. Perhaps, we will even see a saga where Austin is imprisoned and he will gamble with cigarettes that he traded for buttsex.

He has a brother so he may not even get the house. I would call gambling a minor addiction, it ultimately exists to serve the major addiction: drugs. That's why his situation is so bleak, he can't only fix one problem they both need to be addressed in tandem.

 

[East_Clintwood]

>miss the new Bossman saga because stuck in hospital
>they put me in a unit with the acronym RAT

Bros the NHS is such rigged bullshit

 

[Throwaway Email Enjoyer]

I always get fascinated at how fascinated I am by this content. On its face it's the same thing over and over again, but since I've tuned in at least every month I can't believe what I'm watching.

I don't care much for gambling. Personally I know enough about negative numbers to know losing money is only fun if you've been fooled.
But shit is Austin gripping to watch. Seeing him climb in spite of the odds and then get felted because of them is the picture perfect incarnation of modern tragedy: the outcome is predetermined but we're staying until Eddie rides to Athens on Apollo's chariot with BMJ's donations.

 

[Swiss46]

It's very optimistic to think Austin could stretch selling a house into a week of gambling. This nigga would be dead broke in 5 hours. This retard couldn't stretch the money he was going to give his crack dealer five minutes.

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

"Does this look like a face of mercy, Austin? Do you see a speck of pity in these eyes?"
"Stand."
-$12000

 

[Collections Agent]

He has a brother so he may not even get the house. I would call gambling a minor addiction, it ultimately exists to serve the major addiction: drugs. That's why his situation is so bleak, he can't only fix one problem they both need to be addressed in tandem.

If gambling wasn't his overwhelmingly primary addiction he wouldn't have gambled away drug money

 

[Fruttasecca]

He has a brother so he may not even get the house. I would call gambling a minor addiction, it ultimately exists to serve the major addiction: drugs. That's why his situation is so bleak, he can't only fix one problem they both need to be addressed in tandem.

Gambling and drugs are both coping mechanisms that make you feel good for a short while, so you dont need both of them to cope/they are equal in what they do.
Most gamblers dont do crack (but they do drink) and most crackheads dont gamble because even crack fiends know gambling is stupid and they will lose it all so they wont have crack.
Austin doesnt gamble for crack money, he gambles for the sake of gambling.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I think the thing that's so mesmerizing about bossman is that he's a retarded jobless drug addict wigger that lives with his parents who's completely fucked his life up and should have no hope. Tens of thousands of dollars slip through his fingers every day. All it takes, all it would ever take to improve his life, is to simply close his hands around the tends of thousands of dollars that slip past them every day. He would only need to do this once it twice, and his lot in life would be immeasurably better.

He could've bought a house.
He could've bought a car.
He could've put some of that away.
But he's never going to.

Bossman gets a new chance to fix his life every single day, in a dramatic and obvious manner that everyone wished they could have. And he ALWAYS throws it away. He could come across an ancient vault filled with gold and gems, and he would be in his same exact position within a month. There is no good fortune, or bounty of life, or store of wealth that he couldn't piss away meaninglessly.

It's almost hypnotic. He's like the perfect argument that some people don't change and they can literally never be helped.

 

[draggs]

Rate me hat but I literally cannot stand this nigger. He could win big and give the retarded crack ape act up for one fucking hour, deposit his life-changing winnings, and hand it over to his parents to manage. Instead he chooses to inevitably lose it all every fucking time. Then does this gay nigger-faggot routine where he cries on Discord or in his chat about how no one's helping him.

Typical wigger junkie behavior. He's all bluster and chimpouts then crashes into cajoling and crying. When you're watching it on a screen it's great contont, if you have to deal with it personally the only reason you don't break his face is he will always find a way to get that money to put in your hand for some droogs

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Gambling and drugs are both coping mechanisms that make you feel good for a short while, so you dont need both of them to cope/they are equal in what they do.
Most gamblers dont do crack (but they do drink) and most crackheads dont gamble because even crack fiends know gambling is stupid and they will lose it all so they wont have crack.
Austin doesnt gamble for crack money, he gambles for the sake of gambling.

He does gamble for drug money. At first he broke into cars for it but now he's found a better way. He looked like Derrick was going to send them dreadheads to bust his kneecaps when he realized he lost his drug money earlier this week.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

"BMJ JUST MADE, AND LOST, A WHOLE ASS MILLION DOLLARS!"

"Breaking News:

Rekieta was in the flight logs"

Atp I can’t wait for Rackets to be locked up. His content has turned MATI/SATI. With Bossman, I’m laughing and waiting to see him fuck that dude he keeps talking about.

 

[Evilronald]

Every time Austin makes a move for LOTY, Rekieta drops another bomb.

We can’t win, bros…

This is clearly Eddie’s doing. He flips the switch and Rekieta fucks up again.

 

[Tiggletown]

When I was a young man I knew a guy we called "Poker Bob" he loved poker and he loved to gamble. When he turned 21 he moved to Vegas to strike it rich and ended being stomped to death by some bikers near Reno.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

there's still just shy of 50k USDT left on his wallet ... the feature title is factually wrong. (hello tourists... looking forward to the very original, very insightful takes you brought with you)

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What if he exchanged all those dollars into crypto and gambled on fluctuations? Maybe he would be better off if he did that. This is a joke post

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

Rate me hat but I literally cannot stand this nigger. He could win big and give the retarded crack ape act up for one fucking hour, deposit his life-changing winnings, and hand it over to his parents to manage. Instead he chooses to inevitably lose it all every fucking time. Then does this gay nigger-faggot routine where he cries on Discord or in his chat about how no one's helping him.

Yeah that’s the joke.

 

[MrFranDrescher]

I'm sorry for being retarded, but did he really lose the ~$140k he made yesterday? Am I ready things correctly?

 

[Blackstar]

I'm sorry for being retarded, but did he really lose the ~$140k he made yesterday? Am I ready things correctly?

He's still got over 40k left

 

[skunt]

I'm sorry for being retarded, but did he really lose the ~$140k he made yesterday? Am I ready things correctly?

anyone can check whenever they want

https://etherscan.io/token/0xdac17f958d2ee523a2206206994597c13d831ec7?a=0x3C736854AC7Cf8f24070aa3ceC72B8471d1f9781

he has 48k left, apparently he ran it up a few thousand in the last few hours

 

[MrFranDrescher]

anyone can check whenever they want

https://etherscan.io/token/0xdac17f958d2ee523a2206206994597c13d831ec7?a=0x3C736854AC7Cf8f24070aa3ceC72B8471d1f9781

he has 48k left, apparently he ran it up a few thousand in the last few hours

EDDIE THE FUCKING RIGGER HAS HIS HAND IN EVERY PIE