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This is horrific for the poor child
. I hope Nick gets the full 25 years for his charges 

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Its a hair follicle test, cant they go back that far?didnt the worst day ever story happen over a year ago? the kid wouldn't still be testing positive after all this time.
My guess would be an attorney or law school summer student working in the Court or for DAIf this is legit how would it leak?
what type of law did you 'do' to come up with this educated guess?Been a while since I did law so treat this more as an educated guess than actual expertise.
If I was the state prosecutor, it might be worth considering Josh as a witness regarding his drug use and noted negative behavioral changes because.
1. He is a proprietor of a website that actively documents and disseminates information regarding Nick.
2. Josh has had direct communication with Nick and has publicly stated he has spoke about related subject matter via electronic communication
3. He is currently obtaining the video tape of the arrest and depiction of his house.
I would subpoena these communications and potentially Josh himself to impeach Nick’s defense and credibility. Thus, X(Formerly known as Twitter), his website discussions/dms, and phone conversations might be subpoenaed.
Though not as many, there are a few reasons Nick’s defense could subpoena Josh
1. Highlight Josh and his website as super mega Hitler particle abundant to show certain evidence may not be credible tldr “Das nawttruuuu!”
2. Subpoena communications to show potential exculpatory evidence
3. Not legal related, but to force Josh to testify becausehe knows our dear Josh is notably camera shy and would probably be what Nick could do to be vindictive
I can’t guarantee he will be called to the stand, but I can almost guarantee he will be subpoenaed for his communications. I would recommend he speak to Harding on this matter. (I'm sure he has/will)
People are confusing the "worst day ever" which happened at the end and/or immediately after the Johnny Depp trial toward the end of May 2022 / early June 2022 and was the start of his official descent into Lolcow with an event that occurred in January 2024 where Nick took 3 streams off for a "medical emergency" involving his "family".Its a hair follicle test, cant they go back that far?
Is 25 years even the max at this point if the child reveals that Nick and Kayla were intentionally dosing her with cocaine?This is horrific for the poor child. I hope Nick gets the full 25 years for his charges
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Nah, Hair Follicle tests only go back 90 days if I remember right. For the dosage she tested positive for, she was probably getting trace amounts constantly over weeks, and all the adults in that home being strung out means no one noticed the change in her behavior and health.Its a hair follicle test, cant they go back that far?
Occam's Balldo: if everything is stacked against you, it's a grand goooberment conspiracy and it's Eric July's fault.This is way beyond Occam's Razor.
It's Camelot's theory based on Nick talking about the Medicinal Value of cocaine:I don't get how the faggot can never admit he's wrong. It's like it would kill him or something. It's so stupid.
Being wrong isn't he end of the world. Recognize it. Admit it and move on to the next play. You don't have to be right all the time.
This just in. Apparently, according to Kino Casino, Camelot just admitted Rackets gave his kid cocaine for medicinal reasons.
Dick hates E. July because hes black and more successful than him. Rackets hates E. July because Daddy Juju doesIs there some kind of primer on the bad blood between the coke fiend internet lawyer and the humble comic book vendor?
That's the 2nd of Nick's friends that's corroborated how Nick sees cocaine as a helpful medicine, and last I saw Camelot is still friends with Nick unlike Aaron. (I'm sure the government just got to them both and roped them into the conspiracy to take down the Johnny Depo trial streamer guy)It's Camelot's theory based on Nick talking about the Medicinal Value of cocaine:
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Every single prediction that was deemed "outlandish" has proven to be not as bad as what actually ended up coming out. All bets are off, Nick is the Lolcow equivalent of Doc Brown's flying train time machine. We're off the rails and I have no idea where we'll end up.This thread went from extremely grounded to insane speculation in only a day.
Bro I'm begging you stop fantasizing about a little girl getting cocaine put in her ass. It's fucking horrific.I've been through a bunch of this thread, but maybe I missed it. No one has brought up the worst case scenario- cocaine can be used as a topical anesthetic. Now, a little girl wouldn't be getting those amounts in her system via a cut. But cocaine can get into the system via any orifice. There are infamous stories of rock stars putting it up their ass when their noses were fucked. And I vaguely remember news stories about gay men using it during anal sex for both numbing and getting high.
If that document is true, I hope to God this isn't how she was exposed. It is just another horrifying option that I really wish hadn't occurred to me.
Not a fantasy- I would never want anything like that to happen to a kid. It's monstrous. But people are monsters. And once the kid has cocaine in her system, the people around her are monsters.Bro I'm begging you stop fantasizing about a little girl getting cocaine put in her ass. It's fucking horrific.
yes. Most likely scenario is that she got in to the stash somehow and sniffed it by accident. Worst case it was given to her as a ritalin replacement.The hair follicle test proves she ingested it right? Not that the cocaine was just in her hair?
Shut the fuck up you drooling retard. The facts are nick is an unrepentant piece of shit who has paid full bail for the sake of being able to drink and not be drug tested, has showed zero remorse for his actions, has spent his time online shit talking other legal people for the sake of his own ego, has let his kids sit in fucking foster care and has shown he's more intrested in how people see him online than actually getting his fucking kids back, and has now been outed for the fact his fucking 9 year old daughter has been using cocaine in some capacity. Spare me the "poor nick, look at all the heckin trolls he has to deal with!" The dude ruined not only his own life but the life of his 5 children and he sits there supposedly "concerned about the case" but the reality is he's only concerned about his own ego. He doesn't give a fuck about his kids and has made no effort to get them back.This thread went from extremely grounded to insane speculation in only a day.
Please stop fantasizing about Nick's children being molested. Please stop fantasizing about Nick partying with his 9 year old and giving her cocaine for fun. It's fucking weird.
There are people making jokes and then there are people openly hoping that these are the circumstances of what happened. The latter makes you a weirdo who really needs to log off the Internet for a bit.
Another thing: Nick is very obviously not telling Null to balldo-guard for him by thanking him for locking his thread the other night. Just think for a second and stop reacting. In a world where these allegations are false, it benefits both Nick and the child that all of this discussion is in a separate thread that can be archived. Null is not doing this to balldo-guard, nor is it for "traffic control", he's doing it because it is the obviously correct thing to do around such serious unproven allegations.
Chill the fuck out people. It's been a little over a day and some people have genuinely lost their minds.