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someone will have to correct me but
damn, if this isn't the best unintentional gallows (??) humour ever. the "good luck!" especially, is just so shameless.
A man takes over a leadership position from someone who has resigned, and has lunch and drinks the outgoing person. They chat about challenges facing the organization, and at the end, the outgoing leader leans over and says quietly "I will leave you with the same gift I was given by the person I took over from when I was in your shoes. Inside the top left drawer of your desk are two letters. If you get into trouble, bad trouble, and there is no other way out, open one of those letters".
The man goes to the office, checks in the desk, and there are two envelopes - one says "Open First" and the other "Open Second".
Quite some time passes, and sure enough, the man makes a bad decision, and he is a hell of a spot. So he remembers what he was told by his predecessor and goes and he opens the first letter. It just says.
"Blame everything on me and my policies"
The man does exactly what the letter instructs and blames the current situation on the man he took over from. And it works like a charm. Everyone agrees that it clearly the fault of the person he took over from, the issues are quickly dealt with, and he is able to escape any further serious ramifications.
Some more time passes, and the man finds himself in another very tricky spot. He can't think of a way to escape. He then thinks of the second letter, and since the first one was so helpful, he decides open it and follow its advice. the 2nd letter said
"Search your community discord for a 14 year old, groom them, fuck them. When they go to the police, resign and then kill yourself.
But before you kill yourself, get two envelopes and write two letters to leave for your successor..."