Official Kiwifarms Edgy Atheist Thread - where we make fun of all sorts of sky daddy believers

which ones are the worst?

  • christards

  • muzzies

  • foreskin munchers

  • pagans

  • cow worshippers

  • self-hating atheists ("I rEsPeCt ReLiGiOuS pEoPlE")

  • other


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Also, this is the edgy atheist thread. The Christcucks practically have nearly every other thread to cope and seeth about how worshipping a Bronze Age zombie rabbi isn’t somehow retarded.
To be fair, is it really an edgy atheist thread without Christian boomers angrily yelling at us? Given the nature of the userbase, there's bound to be some shit-flinging in here. I actually enjoy reading Cap's rageposts, he's a lot better than the rest of the smug faggots. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
To be fair, is it really an edgy atheist thread without Christian boomers angrily yelling at us? Given the nature of the userbase, there's bound to be some shit-flinging in here. I actually enjoy reading Cap's rageposts, he's a lot better than the rest of the smug faggots. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I suppose “alright, lads, still no god? No? Good, carry on” would get boring
 
To be fair, is it really an edgy atheist thread without Christian boomers angrily yelling at us? Given the nature of the userbase, there's bound to be some shit-flinging in here. I actually enjoy reading Cap's rageposts, he's a lot better than the rest of the smug faggots. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That is half the reason why being a proper fedoralord was so fun back in the 2000's. Plenty of fun provoking the worst kinds of boomers.
 
Dave Farina debated some flat earther with the Quarter Pounder hosting.
Video on Dave's channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCXupXXXncM
Video on quarter pounder's channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_vbOXJW2B8

Now as for why this crossover happened, this is what Dave is saying:
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This betrayal happened even after QP said all three of them (both debaters and himself) were gigachads who could've been slaying pussy that night, or something to that effect.

The FE subhumans still haven't figured out things like air resistance and conservation of momentum, but something else that's also giving me fedpostal urges is the comments section in QP's channel.
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The vast majority of them - despite ostensibly not being flat earthers - are crying about what a meanie Dave is, the actual debate topic be damned. Conservatards will happily become flat earthers if the issue is sufficiently politicized. I'm so fucking MATI at this shit, bros. I'm getting the same genocidal urges as when Tucker confidently denied evolution on JRE. This shit is long past the point of being funny, we need those fucking demonkkkrat re-education camps Q anon was wailing about.
 
Track record of what? Building western civilization, establishing human rights, running countless charity networks and being the last bastions of reason?
Can you please provide a rational argument on how the morals of these Hebrew sects that believe the age of consent is three years of age provided some great moral arguments that Europeans just didn't have?

Can you provide evidence that this book, written by people who believe having sex with dogs is kosher, taught those Europeans about building techniques, chemistry, metallurgy, and physics?

From where I am standing, Europeans were building things like this, while Hebrews were torturing goats to death to get rid of their sins.
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If you cared anything about history, you would know that the legal codes of pre-Christian Europe were superior to any Middle Eastern ones.

And you bring up Christian charity, like all the NGOs that ship millions of migrants into Europe. Thanks, but I can live without that.
 
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Can you please provide a rational argument on how the morals of these Hebrew sects that believe the age of consent is three years of age provided some great moral arguments that Europeans just didn't have?
I will not provide any argument at all to an irrational shitheel scumbag dumbass who lies that some Hebrew sects that believe the age of consent is three years of age.
Fuck you.
Didn't read the rest.
 
I will not provide any argument at all to an irrational shitheel scumbag dumbass who lies that some Hebrew sects that believe the age of consent is three years of age.
Fuck you.
Didn't read the rest.
Mainstream Judaism holds these views.
Sanhedrin 55b
A girl who is three years and one day old whose father arranged her betrothal is betrothed with intercourse, as the legal status of intercourse with her is that of full-fledged intercourse. And in a case where the childless husband of a girl who is three years and one day old dies, if his brother, the yavam, engages in intercourse with her, he acquires her as his wife; and if she is married, a man other than her husband is liable for engaging in intercourse with her due to the prohibition of intercourse with a married woman.
more examples on page eleven of this thread
I am looking forward to reading your rational argument.
 
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Mainstream Judaism holds these views.
Sanhedrin 55b
Read the rest of the chapter, you ignorant bastard.
The Thalmud isn't a sacred book, nor is it a book of law. It's a debate book about any real of figurative situation and how the Jews are to approach situations and give righteous judgement within their laws.
You have no idea what you're talking about and you suck.
 
Read the rest of the chapter, you ignorant bastard.
The Thalmud isn't a sacred book, nor is it a book of law. It's a debate book about any real of figurative situation and how the Jews are to approach situations and give righteous judgement within their laws.
You have no idea what you're talking about and you suck.
Do you mean the next part where it talks about raping 9 year old boys?

The Talmud consists of interpretations, commentary, and discussions based on the Torah, Jewish prophecies, and Jewish oral law by their top sages.

Cool deflection. Are you going to argue that there are no child brides among Orthodox Jews because some Europeanized rabbis openly disagree with this reprehensible ideology?

Can you find me any ancient Germanic texts that condone raping three-year-old girls?
I know there are many pre-Christian European laws that talk about executing child rapists.
But even the orthodox Jewish community of today who has been exposed to European values has such severe problems with child rape that they have a cute phrase for when a rabbi rapes a child "Grandfather Love".

You still haven't made an attempt to answer my original question.
 
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The Talmud consists of interpretations, commentary, and discussions based on the Torah, Jewish prophecies, and Jewish oral law by their top sages.

Cool deflection. Are you going to argue that there are no child brides among Orthodox Jews because some Europeanized rabbis openly disagree with this reprehensible ideology?

Can you find me any ancient Germanic texts that condone raping three-year-old girls?
I know there are many pre-Christian European laws that talk about executing child rapists.
But even the orthodox Jewish community of today who has been exposed to European values has such severe problems with child rape that they have a cute word for when a rabbi rapes a child "Grandfather Love".

You still haven't made an attempt to answer my original question.
I don't mean to be a ninny and I really shouldn't piss on this electric fence but I feel like this is kind of irrelevant to @CAPTAIN MATI's argument. I know you tend to equate Christianty to Judaism but their ethics are very different. Unless your argument is that Christianity is just Judaism repackaged to appeal to Euros and informed by European ethics.
I'm also interested in sources for these pre-Christian European laws, not because I need Muh Ebidence but I'm genuinely interested, I was always under the impression that a lot of the good parts of western society are informed by Christianity.
 
Do you mean the next part where it talks about raping 9 year old boys?
The Talmud consists of interpretations, commentary, and discussions based on the Torah, Jewish prophecies, and Jewish oral law by their top sages.
You answered your own stupid question.
Cool deflection.
Says the halfwit scumbag who can't read a paragraph beyond half a sentence, then labels a thousand year old tradition in the shitheelest way possible.
People like you are whataboutist, worthless dumbasses and these next few sentences will be the last I waste my time with you. You deserve no respect and any answer you think you want can be easily found by less than two google searches.
Are you going to argue that there are no child brides among Orthodox Jews because some Europeanized rabbis openly disagree with this reprehensible ideology?
Nobody cares about Orthodox Jews. They're a bunch of inbred lunatic communists with no brains who are isolated by the Israeli laws to keep them in their self made ghettos so they wouldn't bother normal people trying to live normal lives.
Can you find me any ancient Germanic texts that condone raping three-year-old girls?
No, because first of the ancient Germans were illiterate pagans, and second, there is no pagan morality that would at any point stop a raging barbarian from raping anything.
I know there are many pre-Christian European laws that talk about executing child rapists.
You know jack shit and you've proven it multiple times already. There were no pre-Christian European laws at all. If an ignorant halfwit reads some community college professor's fantasy interpretation of history based on his own farts, that's a you problem.
But even the orthodox Jewish community of today who has been exposed to European values has such severe problems with child rape that they have a cute phrase for when a rabbi rapes a child "Grandfather Love".
The Orthodox Jews were not exposed to anything. The ultrarads that you are talking about are a radical wing of the Hasidic movement who were always isolationist welfare monkeys and who split off the mainstream hasidic movement a few centuries ago.
You still haven't made an attempt to answer my original question.
And I am not going to. You're literally a massive dumbass and I will not answer shit, because your gay 4chan nonsense is not worth anyone's time. You do not care about answers, you care about your fake and gay agenda and no matter where people like you would take your exegesis, it'd be the same fantasy whataboutism that troons always use to jerk on their idology boner.
 
I will not provide any argument at all to an irrational shitheel scumbag dumbass who lies that some Hebrew sects that believe the age of consent is three years of age.
Fuck you.
Didn't read the rest.
Running like a faggot after being defeated by FACTS AND LOGIC.

This is some 2000s internet atheism in action :lossmanjack:
 
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I know you tend to equate Christianty to Judaism but their ethics are very different. Unless your argument is that Christianity is just Judaism repackaged to appeal to Euros and informed by European ethics.
Jews in the diaspora were seeking answers from their holy writings. There were many Jewish sects at the time Christianity came to be, and it's obvious that the philosophy of the Bible is a blend between misunderstood Greek philosophy of that time and barbaric Hebrew morals.
Paul was taught by the top Jewish rabbi of the time, Gamaliel. Only weirdos claim Early Christians weren't Jewish.
Everything questionable and immoral in the Bible is the Hebrew influence, and all the decent moral writings are the Greek ones.
Christianity did not improve the moral codes of the Greeks; it made them worse because these Jews didn't understand half of the concepts.

I'm also interested in sources for these pre-Christian European laws, not because I need Muh Ebidence but I'm genuinely interested
Roman and Greek laws and moral codes are abundant, and there are only a few laws protecting minors from sexual abuse, but the moral code is clear despite what the LGBTQ mafia likes to invent about them. You might know of the YouTuber Metatron; he always battles against this gay propaganda.
Homosexuality and sexual abuse of minors were seen as morally wrong.
You can read the Edda and ancient sagas, and you can clearly see the high morals these people subscribed to.
The Gulating Law is a pre-Christian European code of law, and it clearly shows the far more just morals compared to Hebrew law.

You answered your own stupid question.
You claim just in the next few passages of Sanhedrin 55b it actually disagrees and argues that raping 3 year old children is bad.
Please provide a link to it, as it seems either hidden to me or merely a thought in your mind.
All I read is how raping boys under the age of 9 is permissible, since they cannot ejaculate; raping 9-year-old boys does not make you unclean.

Could you please provide the part I must have missed that clarifies this?
Says the halfwit scumbag who can't read a paragraph beyond half a sentence, then labels a thousand year old tradition in the shitheelest way possible.
You feel very passionate about defending pedophilia.
Again provide the next paragraph that clears it all up.
No, because first of the ancient Germans were illiterate pagans, and second, there is no pagan morality that would at any point stop a raging barbarian from raping anything.
Hates and disparages ancient Europeans, defends pedophiles.
Don't tell me your mom is Jewish, right?
The Orthodox Jews were not exposed to anything. The ultrarads that you are talking about are a radical wing of the Hasidic movement who were always isolationist welfare monkeys and who split off the mainstream hasidic movement a few centuries ago.
So the Orthodox Jewish communities, which are plagued with child rape that their holy texts clearly permit, are not considered real Jews? And they don't matter because they adhere strictly to Orthodox traditions and morals compared to Reform Jews.

I suppose this makes sense in your opinion.

You still haven't attempted to answer my original question.
 
You feel very passionate about defending pedophilia.
Again, not to be a ninny and argue on the side of somebody who's obviously stirring shit and I disagree with, but him getting angry and calling you a faggot isn't him defending pedophilia. Him flailing and reeing because he finds your commentary offensive is retarded and laughable but don't graft noncery onto him just because he called you names.
 
Again, not to be a ninny and argue on the side of somebody who's obviously stirring shit and I disagree with, but him getting angry and calling you a faggot isn't him defending pedophilia. Him flailing and reeing because he finds your commentary offensive is retarded and laughable but don't graft noncery onto him just because he called you names.
He does claim that this is out of context or that it gets deboonked a few paragraphs later.
It does not. Sanhedrin 55b
Which makes these Rabbis pedophiles that openly declare baby rape moral and CAPTAIN MATI is defending them.

How is he not defending pedophilia?
 
Jews in the diaspora were seeking answers from their holy writings. There were many Jewish sects at the time Christianity came to be, and it's obvious that the philosophy of the Bible is a blend between misunderstood Greek philosophy of that time and barbaric Hebrew morals.
Paul was taught by the top Jewish rabbi of the time, Gamaliel. Only weirdos claim Early Christians weren't Jewish.
Everything questionable and immoral in the Bible is the Hebrew influence, and all the decent moral writings are the Greek ones.
Christianity did not improve the moral codes of the Greeks; it made them worse because these Jews didn't understand half of the concepts.
This is the kind of historic revisionism from atheists normal people have to deal with on a daily basis, though scholars do not, since nobody takes this garbage seriously. And it's all thanks to other halfwits like Derek and his mythvision fringes who perpetuate it.
Have fun in your internet forums debating this shit over and over and over and over and over and over again, cause I sure as shit won't ride that circus anymore.
 
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He does claim that this is out of context or that it gets deboonked a few paragraphs later.
It does not. Sanhedrin 55b

Which makes these Rabbis pedophiles that openly declare baby rape moral and Captain MATI is defending them.

How is he not defending pedophilia?
Because he claimed that it is out of context and that it gets deboonked a few paragraphs later. Whether that's true or not, if he was defending pedophilia I'd think he'd go with the "well these are their traditions and they need to be upheld" tack as opposed to "these are retarded and only fringe groups practice this shit".
I think you're being hyperbolic.

Semi-related but that your source for pre-Christian ethics and deboonking the myth that Greeks were homo is a youtuber with a pretentious name doesn't inspire confidence.
 
This is the kind of historic revisionism from atheists normal people have to deal with on a daily basis, though scholars do not, since nobody takes this garbage seriously. And it's all thanks to other halfwits like Derek and his mythvision fringes who perpetuate it.
Have fun in your internet forums debating this shit over and over and over and over and over and over again, cause I sure as shit won't ride that circus anymore.
How do you not know that I am literally restating the views of top scholars of Christian history? You are so confident in stating lies; it's almost impressive.

You should call out your fellow Jews writing for their pedophilia. A good moral person would do that instead of trying to defend it.
Because he claimed that it is out of context
Just read it, it's not that long. Sanhedrin 55b
There is no additional context. It states that you can rape a girl who is three years and one day old if you marry her.
If you rape a girl who is three years and one day old and she is already married to someone else, you have committed the crime of adultery. Raping a three-year-old doesn't even factor into the moral question.
 
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How do you not know that I am literally restating the views of top scholars of Christian history? You are so confident in stating lies; it's almost impressive.
Retard.
You are literally an internet troll.
The shit you post, I have seen it a million times. You literally have nothing. You fucking took a Jewish debate about a potential situation and then labeled all Jews as peds. This is the lowest form of scubagery out there.
You should call out your fellow Jews writing for their pedophilia. A good moral person would do that instead of trying to defend it.
You should read what they write, you fucking loser, instead of cherry picking shit.
Just read it, it's not that long. Sanhedrin 55b
There is no additional context
I literally cannot.

Retard. I don't know the debts of your idiocy, but Ima try and explain this real simple like.
The Talmud is a giant book of commentary and interpretation. A lot of it is "what to do if this would happen".
It is not a constitution. It is not established law.
At best, it is a set of imaginary court cases and what you should do if this or that would come up.
it states that you can rape a girl that is three years an one day old if you marry her.
How many Jews do you know who marry 3 year olds then ,you absolute sniveling piece of shit?
Show me a statistic where Jews are marrying toddlers then and you're gold.
But fuck that. Let's take a sentence, misinterpret that shit to space, then pat yourself on the back before jacking off to japanese cartoons or whaveter you ignorant sacks of shits do these days.
And if you rape a girl
Let me mark something here.
And ->if<- you rape a girl
And also let me mark something else.
that is three years and one day old that is already married to someone you have committed the crime of adultery raping a three year old doesn't even factor into the moral question.
I have this theory that scum of the Earth like you are so active online is because if you faggots would take your worldview outdoors, you'd get your shit stomped in by your own families.
 
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