Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[AnIntrepidCrow]

Fuck off, rats. My boy Austin is going to get finest gently-used 1982 Chevy Impala with his remaining winnings and finally make it... as soon as he makes a few more big wins to help pay the car insurance.

 

[Londo]

Bossman is both the most and least willed person in existence. He has zero will to ever take his winnings and actually use them for any meaningful purpose, however holy hell he must have some strength of will because if I did that I would just neck myself.

How the fuck did he lose it all? He cashed out. I legit thought we were gonna get the Civic era of Bossman. Holy hell 200k is a legit life changing amount of money and it went byebye before I even woke up after the cashout.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

Some shit is going on Shuffle Official Forums

https://shuffleforum.com/

Here's your archive link: Archive

I presume you're talking about "I HATE SHART FURRY PORN" or "HE'S LOSING IT ALL"? (The latter involves the doxing of some streamer, possibly Bossman. I've got other things to do, didn't check the VODs)

What a low-tier forum, even for an e-casino.

 

[thebigdream]

back to hating his life
you can't make this shit up

you have to spend 3 mil to make 6 mil read an economics textbook sometime idiot

 

[Focken Kiwi]

you have to spend 3 mil to make 6 mil read an economics textbook sometime idiot

Scared money don't make no money.

 

[Londo]

Scared money don't make no money.

100% of economists stop throwing money in to insane projects before reaching post-scarcity status.

Just a couple trillion more until we can have an unlimited supply of cheesy poofs!

 

[Vindeo]

Out of curiosity I tried that dice game he always plays. I can see how it could get pretty addictive.

I bought $15 ETH. I managed to get $120 ETH.

pretty based. I cashed it out tho. I did it though $2.50 increments and just spammed the bet button.

I have never in my life bought crypto currency. It's kind of a pain in the ass. Have to buy on another app, transfer to another app, then transfer to website. Tf.

I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to get this roughly $110 of ETH to my bank lmao.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I keep thinking about the "I'm gonna fuck a dude" meme and I forget where I heard it first. MATI, right? I'd love to find the original clip. That shit's funny.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Out of curiosity I tried that dice game he always plays. I can see how it could get pretty addictive.

I bought $15 ETH. I managed to get $120 ETH.

pretty based. I cashed it out tho. I did it though $2.50 increments and just spammed the bet button.

I have never in my life bought crypto currency. It's kind of a pain in the ass. Have to buy on another app, transfer to another app, then transfer to website. Tf.

I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to get this roughly $110 of ETH to my bank lmao.

I suggest sending the eth to this address.
0x6068F0f151d97F2237858Bb587946E1735b3ea2f

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Out of curiosity I tried that dice game he always plays. I can see how it could get pretty addictive.

I bought $15 ETH. I managed to get $120 ETH.

pretty based. I cashed it out tho. I did it though $2.50 increments and just spammed the bet button.

I have never in my life bought crypto currency. It's kind of a pain in the ass. Have to buy on another app, transfer to another app, then transfer to website. Tf.

I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to get this roughly $110 of ETH to my bank lmao.

bro you know anyone can get up to 10k regularly if they put in a couple thousand like bossman its just hes too stupid to cash out. I put in 2k and got 10k the other day and because I am not stupid like bossman I actually withdrew it. Try it for yourself dude!

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

Fuck off, rats. My boy Austin is going to get finest gently-used 1982 Chevy Impala with his remaining winnings and finally make it... as soon as he makes a few more big wins to help pay the car insurance.

>gently used 82 impalla
ngl i would go to look at it if the ad had that tag line

 

[thebigdream]

100% of economists stop throwing money in to insane projects before reaching post-scarcity status.

Just a couple trillion more until we can have an unlimited supply of cheesy poofs!

100% of fusion energy scientists don't realise they could just capture Bossman's two braincells in orbit of a coinflip device to harvest infinite power

 

[Ghostse]

100% of fusion energy scientists don't realise they could just capture Bossman's two braincells in orbit of a coinflip device to harvest infinite power

Science happens in labs.
Labs have RATS

This is how deep the conspiracy goes. All the way to CERN.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to get this roughly $110 of ETH to my bank lmao.

Bro you're not even going to give Bossman a juicer? After all he's done for his community, all the giveaways and fishing streams? You're such a buzzkill, bro.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

I keep thinking about the "I'm gonna fuck a dude" meme and I forget where I heard it first. MATI, right? I'd love to find the original clip. That shit's funny.

See

For your listening pleasure
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[Testiculated Giraffe]

I suggest sending the eth to this address.
0x6068F0f151d97F2237858Bb587946E1735b3ea2f

Is that Bossman's address lol

Out of curiosity I tried that dice game he always plays. I can see how it could get pretty addictive.

I bought $15 ETH. I managed to get $120 ETH.

pretty based. I cashed it out tho. I did it though $2.50 increments and just spammed the bet button.

I have never in my life bought crypto currency. It's kind of a pain in the ass. Have to buy on another app, transfer to another app, then transfer to website. Tf.

I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to get this roughly $110 of ETH to my bank lmao.

Make a binance account, deposit the ETH in your binance wallet, then sell it P2P. You can specify the currency you want to receive, provide your bank details then you're golden. I tried out bc.games mines yesterday after seeing bossman play it all the time - started with 17$, ended up with 950$ lmao. Also cashed out, did the binance thing and now its cash in the bank. Guess I ain't as strong willed as Austin.

 

[Avenue]

I tried that dice game he always plays.

I tried out bc.games mines yesterday

Make sure to stream it live and advertise in the thread next time, you might run it up big dood

 

[Glowie]

Clips
"I want the 30 piece"
(25k to nill)
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20k double chuck (and more)
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Sheer insanity
Numbness to gamba
40k to nill and threats to depo the rest of his money.
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Crack-o-vision has some nice tongue action

Spoiler: Crack-o-vision

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Edit: the 25k and 40k felt have already been posted by @Nichlaos Gerson, treat this post more like a chronological summary, or just watch the crack-o-vision as that is the best part imo.

Gambling addicts need their dopamine and drugs.

Play stupid games, stupidly lose it all.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

Bossman you crazy son of a bitch, you’ve done it again.

I wanna declare right now, I am locking in my vote for Bossman; lolcow of the year 2024.

In a world of 9 year old coke addicts, one man continues to produce mirth and joy.

 

[Shinkai]

Make a binance account, deposit the ETH in your binance wallet, then sell it P2P. You can specify the currency you want to receive, provide your bank details then you're golden. I tried out bc.games mines yesterday after seeing bossman play it all the time - started with 17$, ended up with 950$ lmao. Also cashed out, did the binance thing and now its cash in the bank. Guess I ain't as strong willed as Austin.

You know what to do