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>People keep wondering why casinos keep sponsoring Bossman despite him calling them scams constantly
>We figured it's because a significant number of retards join the casinos thinking they can gamba better than Bossman
>Bossman thread gets featured
>Multiple kiwis admit to start gamba'ing


lol
lmao, even

Glad someone else said it. Why are some of you retards talking about your gamba adventures inspired by fucking Bossmanjack?

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PUT IT ON 0, 26, and 32 BISH COME ON HIT
OH MY GOD ONE MORE
OH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE :lossmanjack:
If you bet $100 on 0, 26, and 32 and play 36 times, you have identical odds to betting $300 on black and playing 36 times. Don't get it twisted.

"17, hit HIT COME ON AAAAAAHHH" :lossmanjack:
Even assuming you play Blackjack mathematically perfectly, house has a 2.2% edge on a multiple deck stack. This is worse than coinflip. Don't get it twisted.
 
If you bet $100 on 0, 26, and 32 and play 36 times, you have identical odds to betting $300 on black and playing 36 times. Don't get it twisted.


Even assuming you play Blackjack mathematically perfectly, house has a 2.2% edge on a multiple deck stack. This is worse than coinflip. Don't get it twisted.
So what you’re saying is, YOU WILL WIN! Hell yeah!
 
If you bet $100 on 0, 26, and 32 and play 36 times, you have identical odds to betting $300 on black and playing 36 times. Don't get it twisted.


Even assuming you play Blackjack mathematically perfectly, house has a 2.2% edge on a multiple deck stack. This is worse than coinflip. Don't get it twisted.
This is incorrect, all games of chance have a combo you can input to win BIG, it just changes every time. For coinflips it's currently heads tails tails heads tails heads tails. If you lose you just didn't input it quick enough and someone else got the combo before you.
 
God bless the bossman. I hope he never changes just solid grade A content all the time.
 
Even assuming you play Blackjack mathematically perfectly, house has a 2.2% edge on a multiple deck stack. This is worse than coinflip. Don't get it twisted.
Amusingly the best gamba odds you will ever get is progressive jackpot lotteries when the progressive cash payout (which is usually about half of the "jackpot" displayed) goes above the odds of winning. If you count "after tax" you need it to be almost 4x.

Yes, you will never win powerball. But when the jackpot is above 584,402,676 or so, the EV of playing actually goes slightly positive.

It's immediately clear why this is a wigger-tier maneuver, but still.
 
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Amusingly the best gamba odds you will ever get is progressive jackpot lotteries when the progressive cash payout (which is usually about half of the "jackpot" displayed) goes above the odds of winning. If you count "after tax" you need it to be almost 4x.

Yes, you will never win powerball. But when the jackpot is above 584,402,676 or so, the EV of playing actually goes slightly positive.

It's immediately clear why this is a wigger-tier maneuver, but still.
There are investment groups that watch for these lotteries and buy all the numbers. There's a family that made like $20 million doing this too. It's probably too well known at this point though, and not profitable anymore.
 
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There are investment groups that watch for these lotteries and buy all the numbers. There's a family that made like $20 million doing this too. It's probably too well known at this point though, and not profitable anymore.
Yeah the catch with most of these is that usually the jackpots are split. It's no longer worth it if it's a 5 way tie because 5 groups all had the same idea.
 
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