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Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY
- Thread starter Relinquish
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BossmanJack live chat for stream commentary.
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Stop telling me about your runups and your fat gains you motherfucking gamba shills you will never tempt me to kneel to evil eddie.
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- Dec 19, 2022
Imagine if you triple chucked that on wheel
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Didn’t this epic run begin right as he got a brand new gamba sponsor?
The cynical part of me thinks the new sponsor wanted to give BMJ an epic win for promotion/ advertising purposes, safe in the knowledge he would give it all back almost immediately with the bonus of hundreds of new degens and virgin gamblers signing up.
It’s a real shame he didn’t actually cash out $120k. I would have loved to see the reaction of the new sponsor if BMJ started keeping big wins.
The cynical part of me thinks the new sponsor wanted to give BMJ an epic win for promotion/ advertising purposes, safe in the knowledge he would give it all back almost immediately with the bonus of hundreds of new degens and virgin gamblers signing up.
It’s a real shame he didn’t actually cash out $120k. I would have loved to see the reaction of the new sponsor if BMJ started keeping big wins.
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Yeah unfortunately I'm not a chad like bossman, I'm averse to risk. Gonna buy myself a nice A5 wagyu steak with my winnings though, a thick one too.
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I finally tuned in to one of his live streams last night and it was some of the funniest shit ever. He has no shame. Keep going little man, most gamblers quit before they make it big!
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He has shame. It's part of the reason why he gambles offline.
When he does lose it all, he will be embarrassed and will ban anyone that mentions it. Then YOU WISH YOU COULD LOSE 200K, BISH. SHOW ME YOUR SHUFFLE ACCOUNT.
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Clips
"I want the 30 piece"
(25k to nill)
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20k double chuck (and more)
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Sheer insanity
Numbness to gamba
40k to nill and threats to depo the rest of his money.
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Crack-o-vision has some nice tongue action
Edit: the 25k and 40k felt have already been posted by @Nichlaos Gerson, treat this post more like a chronological summary, or just watch the crack-o-vision as that is the best part imo.
I want his father to come in, see the numbers and tell bossman to withdraw immediately or he will be kicked out of the house. Bossman will start protesting and dad will start smacking him in the face.
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He also managed to withdraw another 30k on top of those, before the real depo festival got rolling...
BTW, clippers are doing the Lord's work and I appreciate them very much, but they just can't show as much as days like these provide. Those VODs where he slowly - and not so slowly - loses it depo after depo are so good...
I wish I had the time to make long form edits where I just take the filler out, but that's not happening, unfortunately.
etc, etc...
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He's down to about 10K in the account now. Anyone that understands the wallet system better than me able to tab up how much went back into the casinos/how much went places we don't know about (probably paying off debt?). There's a big difference between him winning 200K with 50K of that actually being used well vs like 5K of it being used well.
This is cute fanfiction but you haven't written a single character to actually be in character.
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>People keep wondering why casinos keep sponsoring Bossman despite him calling them scams constantly
>We figured it's because a significant number of retards join the casinos thinking they can gamba better than Bossman
>Bossman thread gets featured
>Multiple kiwis admit to start gamba'ing
lol
lmao, even
>We figured it's because a significant number of retards join the casinos thinking they can gamba better than Bossman
>Bossman thread gets featured
>Multiple kiwis admit to start gamba'ing
lol
lmao, even
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the real tragedy is they won't just donate their entire net worth to me instead
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- May 26, 2013
The digital equivalent of pouring fuel on a homeless bum and setting them on fire, you know, for the lulz. Should rope themselves so Austin can play Minecraf--er, Runescape, instead.
Ratdad uses the door to smash the computer, yelling at Austin, "We're going to go buy a new car right now son, tell Derick to go catch drive bye rounds."
It's time, to talk about taxes, for 2025's filling year....oh wait, he lost it all? Never mind, IRS doesn't get shit still in 2024 just like they got nothing from bossman in 2023 due to nothing left.
Nice Noah pays out, Evil Eddie only rigs. All the rat fuckery with the sponsorships over the spring and summer has fucked up Austin's ability to follow his own stated rules of, "get up, withdraw," and here's the missing portion, "SPEND some of it on something you want," then redeposit as much as you want of the rest to lose it back if you just insist on taking yet another felt. He can still do step #1 and #2, but can't complete the most important step to actually profit off his gamba wins any more, through buying shit that has a ready market to resell at hopefully a price appreciation instead of a discount for crack fronting.I have to admit, there was a brief moment yesterday where I thought he would, in a rare sober haze, actually see the six figures as the blessing it is and quit gambling. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
The competition this year for me comes down to, do you still find "surprise" in a lawyer being a giant piece of shit, thus showing the voter continues to be a naive head buried baldo-sporter, or, do you realize there's no bottom floor in hell for a real gangster who would steal the change out of a speeding non-law practicing coke addict's vanity plated mid life crisis copemobile. I know I felt bossman got ripped off last year but the game may actually be rigged here too. Still, it should be close at the current respective rates they're going.
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They make the games seem appealing and easy, and the temptations set in. Soon enough you're chasing the feeling instead of riding the high. The best way to avoid a gambling addiction is to never gamble at all.
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Close but it's you have to spend 6 million to make 3 million.
Mitt Doggy Dogg
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hold on I dont follow this guy, I thought it was 150k? did he make another 200k and lose it next? Fucking sweet lady dopamine what a jackass.
yea that sounds right to me from what I remember
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The jannies are trying to keep the big wins for themselves; remember to get it twisted for big wins!
🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , GAMBLE 
. PLEASE START GAMBLING 
. GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT 
AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY . YOU WILL PROFIT 
, YOU WILL WIN 
️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 
, YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 
AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE 
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See if only we had KiwiCasino Null woulda had the legal defense fund tenfold already
drachenbarde
kiwifarms.net
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