Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

  • < 1WK

    Votes: 315 20.9%
  • < 3 WK

    Votes: 439 29.1%
  • < 6WK

    Votes: 219 14.5%
  • Completed Successfully

    Votes: 534 35.4%

  • Total voters
    1,507
Make a binance account, deposit the ETH in your binance wallet, then sell it P2P. You can specify the currency you want to receive, provide your bank details then you're golden. I tried out bc.games mines yesterday after seeing bossman play it all the time - started with 17$, ended up with 950$ lmao. Also cashed out, did the binance thing and now its cash in the bank. Guess I ain't as strong willed as Austin.
Imagine if you triple chucked that on wheel
 
Didn’t this epic run begin right as he got a brand new gamba sponsor?

The cynical part of me thinks the new sponsor wanted to give BMJ an epic win for promotion/ advertising purposes, safe in the knowledge he would give it all back almost immediately with the bonus of hundreds of new degens and virgin gamblers signing up.

It’s a real shame he didn’t actually cash out $120k. I would have loved to see the reaction of the new sponsor if BMJ started keeping big wins.
 
I finally tuned in to one of his live streams last night and it was some of the funniest shit ever. He has no shame. Keep going little man, most gamblers quit before they make it big!
He has shame. It's part of the reason why he gambles offline.
When he does lose it all, he will be embarrassed and will ban anyone that mentions it. Then YOU WISH YOU COULD LOSE 200K, BISH. SHOW ME YOUR SHUFFLE ACCOUNT.
 
Clips
"I want the 30 piece"
(25k to nill)
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20k double chuck (and more)
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Sheer insanity
Numbness to gamba
40k to nill and threats to depo the rest of his money.
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Crack-o-vision has some nice tongue action

🕰️Edit: the 25k and 40k felt have already been posted by @Nichlaos Gerson, treat this post more like a chronological summary, or just watch the crack-o-vision as that is the best part imo.

I want his father to come in, see the numbers and tell bossman to withdraw immediately or he will be kicked out of the house. Bossman will start protesting and dad will start smacking him in the face.
 
He withdrew 35k and 170k and then deposited it all back again in 5k 10k 15k and 25k increments.
He also managed to withdraw another 30k on top of those, before the real depo festival got rolling...

BTW, clippers are doing the Lord's work and I appreciate them very much, but they just can't show as much as days like these provide. Those VODs where he slowly - and not so slowly - loses it depo after depo are so good...
I wish I had the time to make long form edits where I just take the filler out, but that's not happening, unfortunately.

etc, etc...
 
He's down to about 10K in the account now. Anyone that understands the wallet system better than me able to tab up how much went back into the casinos/how much went places we don't know about (probably paying off debt?). There's a big difference between him winning 200K with 50K of that actually being used well vs like 5K of it being used well.

I want his father to come in, see the numbers and tell bossman to withdraw immediately or he will be kicked out of the house. Bossman will start protesting and dad will start smacking him in the face.
This is cute fanfiction but you haven't written a single character to actually be in character.
 
>People keep wondering why casinos keep sponsoring Bossman despite him calling them scams constantly
>We figured it's because a significant number of retards join the casinos thinking they can gamba better than Bossman
>Bossman thread gets featured
>Multiple kiwis admit to start gamba'ing


lol
lmao, even
 
imagine dedicating your life to a-logging a crack addicted gambler,
The digital equivalent of pouring fuel on a homeless bum and setting them on fire, you know, for the lulz. Should rope themselves so Austin can play Minecraf--er, Runescape, instead.
I need bossman dad and mom in there right now pulling the power cable and prying him away from the roll up keyboard with a crowbar.
Ratdad uses the door to smash the computer, yelling at Austin, "We're going to go buy a new car right now son, tell Derick to go catch drive bye rounds."
No, they approve large transactions manually. Nothing wrong with that, getting out a large sum like this from a fiat casino would take you weeks lol.
It's time, to talk about taxes, for 2025's filling year....oh wait, he lost it all? Never mind, IRS doesn't get shit still in 2024 just like they got nothing from bossman in 2023 due to nothing left.
I have to admit, there was a brief moment yesterday where I thought he would, in a rare sober haze, actually see the six figures as the blessing it is and quit gambling. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. :story:
Nice Noah pays out, Evil Eddie only rigs. All the rat fuckery with the sponsorships over the spring and summer has fucked up Austin's ability to follow his own stated rules of, "get up, withdraw," and here's the missing portion, "SPEND some of it on something you want," then redeposit as much as you want of the rest to lose it back if you just insist on taking yet another felt. He can still do step #1 and #2, but can't complete the most important step to actually profit off his gamba wins any more, through buying shit that has a ready market to resell at hopefully a price appreciation instead of a discount for crack fronting.
Bossman you crazy son of a bitch,...I am locking in my vote for Bossman; lolcow of the year 2024.

In a world of 9 year old coke addicts, one man continues to produce mirth and joy.
The competition this year for me comes down to, do you still find "surprise" in a lawyer being a giant piece of shit, thus showing the voter continues to be a naive head buried baldo-sporter, or, do you realize there's no bottom floor in hell for a real gangster who would steal the change out of a speeding non-law practicing coke addict's vanity plated mid life crisis copemobile. I know I felt bossman got ripped off last year but the game may actually be rigged here too. Still, it should be close at the current respective rates they're going.
 
>People keep wondering why casinos keep sponsoring Bossman despite him calling them scams constantly
>We figured it's because a significant number of retards join the casinos thinking they can gamba better than Bossman
>Bossman thread gets featured
>Multiple kiwis admit to start gamba'ing


lol
lmao, even
They make the games seem appealing and easy, and the temptations set in. Soon enough you're chasing the feeling instead of riding the high. The best way to avoid a gambling addiction is to never gamble at all.
 

The jannies are trying to keep the big wins for themselves; remember to get it twisted for big wins!
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🦍 🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , GAMBLE ✅ . PLEASE START GAMBLING 👍 . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL PROFIT 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE 🤯

 
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