Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.6%

  • Total voters
    350
PotentiallyCriminal straight up said he would represent child murderers if they asked at one point on one of his streams. I forget the context or exact case (EDIT: It was a case where some black lady followed a white woman and her infant through a grocery store and then stabbed them to death in the parking lot). I think some of them, from the criminal side, see it as just a job. Tbh I can kinda get that. You gotta think though, if you are a lawyer and a big case with headlines comes up, even being attached to it is a big "get" for your business as well. I am sure some of them don't want to be representing pieces of shit, but on the other hand if the alternative to that is grinding to get clients, I feel like you'd bite the bullet.
Sometimes the client is an absolute monster, and there's no question about whether they did it or not. When that happens the defense attorney will often just be there to make sure due process is followed. They know the verdict is a forgone conclusion and basically just serve as a check on the prosecutor to make sure aforementioned monster doesn't end up winning an appeal due to some procedural nonsense.
 
Since the arrests broke I've been thinking that the only possible defense either one of them has is to blame the other. Otherwise they're both going down.

There was a brief window at the time of arrest where that was maybe a possibility for Kayla. But at this point the window is closed shut on any deal. Nobody needs to offer them anything. The case is so strong with the kid's drug test that they don't really need anything.

Neither of them at this point have anything to negotiate with. Anything they are offered is going to be entirely on the prosecution's terms and likely no better than what a judge would sentence them to anyway.
 
Has there been a change in his Locals chats (if they're still up?) Are the balldo washers fighting or closing ranks?

1 big troll against Nick, lost of people who don't want to face the facts, and the rest are using retarded arguments they got from Barnes or their own arse (e.g. UNCONSTITOOSHUNAL!, What if the coppers planted it! Deep State conspeerasee!, What if thr powder was his prescription and legal?, etc...)

He also did that interview with the diaperfag a long time ago. I had forgotten about that until just now
Turns out that there's quite a lot of Nick content out there that's better off forgotten...

Oh tbe things that were funny, but are horrifying in hindsight... Nick ruined all the rewatchability of his content. THAT is an accomplishment and testament to how completely he has burned down everything he had built.

Hence why Rackets and Our Wife have separate attorneys.

There is also an ethical conflict of interest between them if they had the same lawyer. The fact that they would not be able to blame each other as a defence is an ethical issue that would almost certainly be disallowed by the court.
 
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I think the AI did Nick some favors regarding the "in Nicholas Rekieta's voice" part as his arguments haven't sounded this cogent in a while, but balldoguardbros, I don't feel so good...
 
There was a brief window at the time of arrest where that was maybe a possibility for Kayla. But at this point the window is closed shut on any deal. Nobody needs to offer them anything. The case is so strong with the kid's drug test that they don't really need anything.
I still wonder if Kayla did a complete u-turn, going to rehab, stabbing Nick in the back with divorce, and genuinely trying to get better if she'd get off and get the kids back. However, she doesn't seem to be doing that. I can't imagine her lawyer wouldn't advise it.

I guess the biggest argument against this is what's waiting for her on the other side of this. She walks off and then what? She has no career, hasn't worked for 20 years, has five kids to take care of, doesn't drive, and her main source of alimony income is in prison. Is the house even in Nick's name? Is that something she can even take in a divorce? I'm sure Nick had this discussion with her.
 
There was a brief window at the time of arrest where that was maybe a possibility for Kayla. But at this point the window is closed shut on any deal. Nobody needs to offer them anything. The case is so strong with the kid's drug test that they don't really need anything.

Neither of them at this point have anything to negotiate with. Anything they are offered is going to be entirely on the prosecution's terms and likely no better than what a judge would sentence them to anyway.
Even without a deal the only hope of creating reasonable doubt for a jury is if the trials are separate and each tries to convince them they don't know anything about the drugs because they belonged to the other, etc.
 
I still wonder if Kayla did a complete u-turn, going to rehab, stabbing Nick in the back with divorce, and genuinely trying to get better if she'd get off and get the kids back. However, she doesn't seem to be doing that. I can't imagine her lawyer wouldn't advise it.

I guess the biggest argument against this is what's waiting for her on the other side of this. She walks off and then what? She has no career, hasn't worked for 20 years, has five kids to take care of, doesn't drive, and her main source of alimony income is in prison. Is the house even in Nick's name? Is that something she can even take in a divorce? I'm sure Nick had this discussion with her.
I 100% feel like Nick is going down in flames but Kayla could and probably should flip on him and take a plea in exchange for testimony against Nick.
 
He's going to be learning pretty soon. His e-career is about as dead as his legal career. The only way he's going to be able to make money is the Ethan Ralph route where people send super chats to make fun of him to his face. Gone are the days of appearing on Tim Pool and Rumble contracts.

Hopefully that family trust is enough because that's all he has to look forward to. He needs money now too, with all the legal and other problems he created for himself.
This brings up two subjects I’m interested in.
1. The level of access Nick has with the family trust vs his parents control.
2. If the Reiketa’s and Kayla’s family are on the same team, or not. If Nick still has his own family buying his BS or they have accepted he’s an out of control addict that needs help.

Nick needs that trust because he can’t support himself and his batshit lifestyle on his streaming income. He certainly doesn’t behave as someone worried about money.

It’s common for trusts to be set up so access to funds comes in stages, to make sure an immature person doesn’t blow the wealth when they are being an idiot at 18 or 25. The ages of 35 or 40 are typical to use as the ages someone comes into the full control of their share, whatever that is. Smaller disbursements at 18, 21, 30 are common too.

I wonder if Nick’s largest disbursement unlocked when he turned 40, right around the times his streaming career was at a high? Or maybe his parents still maintain most of the control and a lot is still left to their discretion, Nick only getting control upon their death.

Nick’s life, up until five years ago, seemed like an attempt to convince his mom he was a good boy and she could trust him with the money. Working at banks, going to law school, marrying a nice girl and having lots of grandkids. Unfortunately, he floundered and didn’t hack it at any career, but at least excelled in the getting Kayla pregnant department.

He’s now totally shed the “good son” facade and gone full degenerate. If his parents still do maintain control over the majority of the family trust it gives them power in this situation.
I’m sure Nick is trying to sell them the same type of BS he’s serving up on his last stream, but they aren’t retarded. They know Nick has a major problem and would be faced with the possibility of him wasting vasts amounts of family wealth on cocaine, whores, frivolous legal battles and lawsuits, etc.., I’d bet old Ty had to get involved with the Monty BS behind the scenes because the family would be worried about a damages being awarded that could try to claw from the trust or assets in Nick’s name.

Wealthy parents have tools with trust fund adult kids that go off the reservation, but a lot depends on the trust structure. Cher has been trying to tard wrangle her junkie son Elijah for years, but can’t do much because his trust fund came from his father and once he died Elijah got full control to spend it on heroin and expensive hotels.
Given what we know about Nick he would be trying to keep his family and in-laws away from each other, but I don’t see how that can work given the five grandkids. Both families banding together to save the grandkids, and let Kayla and Nick flounder until they get clean, is the best case scenario.

This will happen a lot faster if Nick’s parents have away to turn off, or lessen the flow, of the money faucet. Given Ty suddenly popping up in the recent stream I’d bet he’s been tapped to play the “ally” or insider for Nicks family to try and steer Nick or at least keep on top of what he’s thinking. Ty would be taking orders from the parents, not their coked out retard son.

It seems like up until the arrest Nick’s dad was trying to play the role of understanding dad and friend. I’m curious if the recent developments haven’t pushed him into “tough love” territory because the priority has to be the minor children, not the adult parents just behaving as petulant children (with lots of cocaine).


I know he taught constitutional law when he did classes to kids but arguing a case on constitutional law won't win any favours in the eyes of any normal person,
It’s hilarious that the level of Nick’s “constitutional law” expertise is teaching it at a home school capsule to a few adolescents….and he even got fired from that job.

Nick went to a retard level law school and barely graduated. He is an idiot. I could see him hopping aboard the Barnes koo-koo train because this is all running on ego, drugs and turbo seething.
 
I 100% feel like Nick is going down in flames but Kayla could and probably should flip on him and take a plea in exchange for testimony against Nick.
If she were smart, she would be doing that. Hell, if her IQ was even slightly above room temperature during a frigid Minnesota winter, she would be doing that.
 
There was a brief window at the time of arrest where that was maybe a possibility for Kayla. But at this point the window is closed shut on any deal. Nobody needs to offer them anything. The case is so strong with the kid's drug test that they don't really need anything.

Neither of them at this point have anything to negotiate with. Anything they are offered is going to be entirely on the prosecution's terms and likely no better than what a judge would sentence them to anyway.
A lot of times, even with a basically slam dunk case they'll still offer at least semi-favorable terms on a plea deal. Mainly because most DAs/prosecutors are understaffed with huge backlogged case loads and want to avoid trials at all costs.

Regardless, any deal he might get will now be exponentially worse than what he could have gotten if he just kept his mouth shut. It'll also probably take a guilty plea at this point since he's almost certainly talked himself out of an Alford plea. The stupidest part is that he knows this, but his ego still won't allow for him to stop self-snitching.

Also, remember that the judge has absolute power to reject any plea deal, and sentence the Balldo Bishop up to the maximum simply for pissing him off. Judges absolutely hate shit like refusing to take responsibility, failure to show remorse, blaming everyone else for your own shitty actions. Etc. Nick is gonna end up as cow of the decade based on his current trajectory.

Has the balldo manufacturer officially disavowed yet?
 
I still wonder if Kayla did a complete u-turn, going to rehab, stabbing Nick in the back with divorce, and genuinely trying to get better if she'd get off and get the kids back. However, she doesn't seem to be doing that. I can't imagine her lawyer wouldn't advise it.

I guess the biggest argument against this is what's waiting for her on the other side of this. She walks off and then what? She has no career, hasn't worked for 20 years, has five kids to take care of, doesn't drive, and her main source of alimony income is in prison. Is the house even in Nick's name? Is that something she can even take in a divorce? I'm sure Nick had this discussion with her.

After it was revealed that the 9-year old was a regular coke consumer, I'm not sure that she would get the kids back. She certainly would not get them back for a very long time. Her life is utterly ruined. She is a middle-aged woman with no skills and will soon have a criminal conviction. Nobody will let her anywhere near children in terms of a job.

But she has no prospects staying with Nick. All she will have with Nick is being degraded and humiliated. I think Nick will eventually dispose of her in favor of April anyway. If April stays of course which is still an open question.
 
Nick might have been able to flip the script before he started going on YouTube and literally livestreaming, quadrupling down saying he was set up by the government liars, shitting on everyone, and then claiming somehow that he was gonna go back to "normal streaming of cases" without "alcohol or other substances". This dude is so delusional he thinks he 1. has an audience 2. has an audience besides the trolls 3. even does anything on streams without alcohol or substances to begin with. It's fucking wild because he COULD have been covering Karen Read or Young Thug, both of which are shaping up to be just as lucrative as the stuff he used to do way back when, and he fucking missed the whole boat on them.
 
I think Nick will eventually dispose of her in favor of April anyway. If April stays of course which is still an open question.
i mean, April hasn't made any good decisions the first 29 years of her life. what are the odds she's gonna start making them now after becoming a coke head?
 
On Aaron's show today (about 1:50:00 in, still live as I type, during the coomalot segment), Aaron recalls that, while Apirl and Aaron were still together and in the qOver, one of the Rekieta daughters texted April, because they were scared because mom and dad were fighting.
Aaron also discusses (in his drawn-out manner) the Coomalot theory about Nick's "medicinal" (cope) use of cocaine.
 
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