Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Admiral Throbnelius]

All the newly discovered content has been added to the OP.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I knew Colton reminds me of someone. It's Forrest Kaysen from Deadly Premonition!

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

No, I am not a man. No, I will not get a job. No, I am not a sir. No, I do not have a penis. No, I do not fart out of my stink ditch.
Enjoy Everfree Northwest stalker child.

 

[The Un-Clit]

The Colton OP has finally been approved and released to PG

Why is this post not a thread highlight?

 

[The Queen of Autists]

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No, I am not a man. No, I will not get a job. No, I am not a sir. No, I do not have a penis. No, I do not fart out of my stink ditch.
Enjoy Everfree Northwest stalker child.

She has very nice table training, has she been to etiquette school? A very proper lady I must say!

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Minor content update, found a tweet which features a change.org petition to remove Colton from all social media.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Minor content update, found a tweet which features a change.org petition to remove Colton from all social media.

This supposed male to female transgender person by the name chosen name Amanda Lochmann willingly and belligerently harrasses female to male transgender people to the point of telling the to kill themselves. When told that this is a bad thing to do by anyone, even if one talks calmly and without hateful speech to try and bring reason, this person will get hostile and vulgar and block the one talking to her. This person needs a taste of the injustice they have been doing to others

There's something absolutely kino about these two things being put together

I... what? This nigga must have been really fucked up on that troonshine when he wrote this.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

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There's something absolutely kino about these two things being put together
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I... what? This nigga must have been really fucked up on that troonshine when he wrote this.

I legitimately felt like I had a stroke reading that. I think what this troon is trying to say is
"One other thing, this person got mad that people were exposing them for their bad behavior"

This is the perfect visual demonstration of how puberty blockers can lower IQ by 10 points.

 

[Mankirk]

This is for A Daft Punk vinyl, which was between $31 and $35 in September 2023. A lot to spend on something you could listen to online for an unemployed doofus, but hey, maybe Colton is just an audiophile.

An unemployed doofus who is deaf enough to have a speech impediment.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

An unemployed doofus who is deaf enough to have a speech impediment.

He's deaf enough to have a noticeable speech impediment and be on disability, but buys vinyl albums. He posts about how much he hates chupapis, but frequently dines at Mexican restaurants. He hates leftist gender theory but is trans himself. I could go on and on. Colton is full of contradictions.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

How was your Juneteenth today @Saladfingy05? Did you run over any niggers or Mexicans? Maybe even splash them with your car?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How was your Juneteenth today @Saladfingy05? Did you run over any niggers or Mexicans? Maybe even splash them with your car?

He rides a big boy bicycle.

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

He rides a big boy bicycle.

And he's too poor to afford his own car, even though he knows how to drive. Remember, he's so poor he can only afford to go to concerts, eat out, and buy He-Man dolls.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

He's deaf enough to have a noticeable speech impediment and be on disability, but buys vinyl albums. He posts about how much he hates chupapis, but frequently dines at Mexican restaurants. He hates leftist gender theory but is trans himself. I could go on and on. Colton is full of contradictions.

He’s one of those “it’s fine for me but not for thee” fags. He considers himself the exception because his narcissism (or psychopathy) gives him an inflated sense of superiority. Colton wants to be an edgy outsider but his idea of iconoclasm is being an intentionally contradictory, negative retard. These people are the worst to affiliate with because they’re disloyal. They get off on provocation because their brains haven’t matured past high school. They don’t put stake in an actual belief system and are all talk but no practice. Putting into practice would mean they stand for something. Colton is just a parasite who leeches off shit and stirs it up for his half-assed amusement.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Remember @KingOfWendigos? You know, the guy who posted this in the Mass Debate thread:

You guys need a life. Leave Amanda lochmann be and do get a life.

You may have been wondering who this guy was, especially because he decided to guntguard and whiteknight Colton of all people. Well, I may have figured out who he is. This isn't 100% definitive, so take it with a grain of salt, but allow me to share all the evidence I've gathered. We may have ourselves another worthy entry for the Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame:

So the first hint of who this guy might be came when Joseph recognized the Wendigo in @KingOfWendigos's username:

The Wendigo guy might be a friend of his. The name does ring a bell (outside of Native American mythology, of course).

Later, I asked Joseph if he remembered anything else about this guy to get some more information. Joseph shared the following:

I think his name is Jason or Jacob. I recall that he lives in southern Idaho and is also on the dole. Oh, and he often ghosts Colton because Colton likes to spam his inbox with Hentai. Yet despite this, he often always comes back, which led Colton to call him Springtrap (like the FNaF character).

One incident I recall is that Wendigo got really pissed when Colton sent him a salacious picture of an older Amity Blight from The Owl House (in the show, she's a 14 year old elven lesbian witch).

I might be getting some details and people mixed up, but that is what I recall.

Now Joseph didn't have a perfect recollection of this guy, but his testimony so far for the thread has proven to be quite reliable, as I often found proof to back up things he said about Colton. Keep this comment in mind going forward.

Anyway, for a little while, Joseph's comments were all we had on this guy. That is until I accidentally stumbled upon my first big lead.

So first, I found a Steam account under the name "ghostguy15", which may belong to Colton:

Link (Archive)

I can't exactly confirm if this is Colton's account, as all there really is to go off of is the username. While searching Steam, I remembered @KingOfWendigos whiteknighting Colton and considered the possibility that a) he might have a Steam account and b) Colton might be one of his friends. This led me to discover the following Steam account:

Link (Archive)
So the first thing that caught my attention about this account was one of its former aliases:

This account used to be called "The WENDIGO". Now that's just a similar username, but I noticed some other things about this account. First, the name Justin. Now Joseph said that he recalled Wendigo's name being either Jason or Jacob, but Justin isn't too far off the mark, and Joseph also stated that he could be misremembering and mixing people up. I can also see who you'd misremember Justin as Jacob or Jason. The big one however was the listed location of Caldwell, Idaho, which lines up with Joseph's claim that Wendigo is from southern Idaho.

After finding the Steam account, I would then find a peculiar private Twitter account:

Link (Archive)
This account was created in 2023, which is also when Colton made his Twitter. It was under the name Justin Rodriguez and had the handle @wendigo_robloXD. Well, based on the Steam account, we have usernames that both use Wendigo and the name Justin, but what about the location. Well dear reader, while the Twitter account doesn't have the location, it did provide a full name, Justin Rodriguez.

So I checked Justin Rodriguez, and found the following on Whitepages:

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What's this? Justin Rodriguez lives in Caldwell, Idaho? Now everything's starting to come together. I found even more information on Justin Rodriguez:

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Interesting observation, but one of the details Joseph remembered was Wendigo was on the dole. While not definitive, the fastpeoplesearch site states that Justin isn't associated with any business.

Alright, so let's review what I've found. Joseph recognized the Wendigo username as a friend of Colton's possibly named Jason or Jacob who was unemployed and lived in southern Idaho. I found a Steam account belonging to someone named Justin, who had a former Steam username of Wendigo and was located in southern Idaho. I then found a Twitter account belonging to someone named Justin Rodriguez, with a handle that had Wendigo in the name. I then found out that Justin Rodriguez happened to live in Caldwell, Idaho as well, which suggests to me that the Twitter and Steam account belong to the same guy given all the overlap.

There was one more thing to check, the IP of @KingOfWendigos. @Glowie had already asked to check his IP to determine whether he was a Colton sock or someone else, with the result being he wasn't Colton. I asked to see what location his IP corresponds to. @Trombonista did a check and, as it turns out, @KingOfWendigos's IP corresponds to Idaho:

IP address corresponds to Idaho.

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we got him. Now then, since @Saladfingy05 is constantly lurking this thread, he's probably going to tell Wendigo about this post. Say Colton, why don't you and @KingOfWendigos join the thread and share your thoughts? I'd say we're all pretty well acquainted now, no?

 

[Cronkle]

The iFunny post is spreading . I’m sure this faggot loves the attention though

http://archive.today/zFXPt

 

[Trombonista]

That photo was filtered, wasn't it?

 

[Glowie]

The iFunny post is spreading . I’m sure this faggot loves the attention though
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Isn't Portland the antifa central? And wasn't there two places named Portland in US, I forget

 

[liam dees]

That photo was filtered, wasn't it?

The filter somehow makes Colton look even uglier. What a joke.

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

Isn't Portland the antifa central? And wasn't there two places named Portland in US, I forget

Yes and yes. Colton hails from a town near the aforementioned Antifa central (Portland, OR).