Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Blindeye]

No, doctor child, we have a very healthy diet and we do not eat too much, these are simply your delusions again.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Patrick is pushing up against the legal limits of fatness

Oh fuck oh damn oh shit it all comes together

Fatrick is a failed MKULTRAFAT experiment! They tried to make the fattest possible but instead got a human who is more than half way to a miniature black hole!

They’ve got seismographs and shit monitoring him 24/7 because they know one binge eating session and it’s over for the Milwaukee area. With that kind of latent danger it’s no wonder they always have to “SWAT” him to get him away from the damn dinner plate. And the pests are CIA, distraction to keep him on twitter and off food.

It’s all coming together!

 

[FinnSven]

What exactly is the “legal limit” for cocaine consumption?

Similar to 15 % below a lethal dose of salt.

 

[Maude Snew]

One of his tweets called a gas leak call where WeEnergies showed up to shut off the gas

Niki was devastated about that one I hear.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Niki was devastated about that one I hear.

Wow!

That's how they can afford the winter home in Mexico, paying lawsuits, and the $50 mil shortly. That pipe needs to allow the gas to flow TO WeEnergies!

My God, another case cracked by kiwifarms. 1st monkey abuse and now gas sales.

 

[Roland TB-303]

You know who would never do cocaine? Patricia fucking Johnson, she has too much self respect.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

That's how they can afford the winter home in Mexico

That is 100% a timeshare. Fat is dumb enough to get conned into buying a timeshare and egotistical enough to brag about it calling it a summer hovel home.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Guys, Pat might have a chance of Lolcow of the Year after all, seeing as Rekeita has completely veered off into Horrowcow Monster territory with the latest happening. That deserves a category all in its own imo, so there's still time for the FFWBT to hit a homer, especially if current election polls hold up.

Only way pat wins is this:

• He is somehow actually guilty of being the guy who killed that homeless pro trump black guy and we get footage of him sperging out at the interview room
• He fucks the lawsuit up so it's lost this year and he goes on a rampage
• He orders another swat and the cops blow up his door and he runs off in a bath robe and it falls off and we all see his naked pig body riddled with tasers

Don't forget Rekieta has still a lot of shit going on until end of the year :

1. Body cam footage
2. More streams, where it's very likely be relapses and spergs out
3. Trial will probably happen this year and will be livestreamed

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Only way pat wins is this:

• He is somehow actually guilty of being the guy who killed that homeless pro trump black guy and we get footage of him sperging out at the interview room
• He fucks the lawsuit up so it's lost this year and he goes on a rampage
• He orders another swat and the cops blow up his door and he runs off in a bath robe and it falls off and we all see his naked pig body riddled with taser

The torswats posts about Patrick buying the swats are proven true enough to catch charges. Charges that ALSO get others on paper but the others have to be from the ball washer crowd and not Niki. Your mooing bringing down parasocial others is worthy of the award for the year. With Nick his cud chewing isn't taking out people outside of his home.

Pat could make it on a technically Tomlinson if Nick offs himself and the "rules" don't allow for someone dead at the time of voting to be the cow of the year.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It happens in Europe and Canada. What? Does he think they'll be like some Japanese officers and politely knock before leaving? Fucker should be happy someone is willing to call in a wellness check for him. At least someone cares.

Japan especially after Shinzo Abe. I would expect that the police departments have juiced up their swat teams and regular officers in case of copycats.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Only way pat wins is this:

• He is somehow actually guilty of being the guy who killed that homeless pro trump black guy and we get footage of him sperging out at the interview room
• He fucks the lawsuit up so it's lost this year and he goes on a rampage
• He orders another swat and the cops blow up his door and he runs off in a bath robe and it falls off and we all see his naked pig body riddled with tasers

Don't forget Rekieta has still a lot of shit going on until end of the year :

1. Body cam footage
2. More streams, where it's very likely be relapses and spergs out
3. Trial will probably happen this year and will be livestreamed

i think i'd probably watch an advertisement if it meant that i got to watch an EWU or Jim Can't Swim on patrick s. tomlinson.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

That is 100% a timeshare. Fat is dumb enough to get conned into buying a timeshare and egotistical enough to brag about it calling it a summer hovel home.

Speaking of, the FBI had a podcast about timeshares in Mexico. Imagine if Pat got roped in by the Mexican cartels.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Japan especially after Shinzo Abe. I would expect that the police departments have juiced up their swat teams and regular officers in case of copycats.

I think they're still reeling after finding out that there's still some good Japanese engineers left given the quality of their products now.

 

[Thé au lait]

about that much.

1/10th of the much the test showed

Japan especially after Shinzo Abe. I would expect that the police departments have juiced up their swat teams and regular officers in case of copycats.

They've had well-funded police departments on every block in the major cities for YEARS

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Pat is once again tough guy posting on Twitter trying (and failing) to intimidate people into voting for Biden.
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"No, stalker child, I paid $0 in court fees, these are just your delusions, enjoy prison"
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[Law]

infact it was kind of the exact fuckin opposite

Whenever someone uses "like Rambo" to describe a trigger-happy jingoist, I just think of how First Blood was about trauma and the horrors of war and how it ends with Rambo crying.

 

[grapeshark77]

Speaking of, the FBI had a podcast about timeshares in Mexico. Imagine if Pat got roped in by the Mexican cartels.

This would make the most sense, Niki is currently doing some sort of MLM scheme where she talks at "virtual conferences" with other people and they all interview each other (she's on the end that loses money, not the end running the thing).

They're the classic rubes who think they're too smart to be rubes so they fall for this sort of stuff.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pat is once again tough guy posting on Twitter trying (and failing) to intimidate people into voting for Biden.
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Ah yes, a terrible comedian no one I know watches, even the Liberal minded ones, will give great facts about why you shouldn't vote for a Republican when said comedian is bought and paid for by Liberals and the Democratic party. Many people who vote don't vote for the chimp on the throne that gets propped up on television when they need a scapegoat after a fuck up, they vote for the party. The Democratic Party is a bunch of fuck ups and have always been. It's what Liberalism is all about.

John Oliver is just a clown that's too lazy to put on the makeup.

 

[Meriasek]

Guys, Pat might have a chance of Lolcow of the Year after all, seeing as Rekeita has completely veered off into Horrowcow Monster territory with the latest happening. That deserves a category all in its own imo, so there's still time for the FFWBT to hit a homer, especially if current election polls hold up.

There's a lot to say about Pat, but at least he didn't allow his daughter to imbibe enough cocaine to be well over the legal limit.

I've been off the site for most of this and last year, did anything actually funny happen to Fatpat or is it just continued fat threats, childing (while being fat) and general porkery? Like, did he lose his house, get arrested, did Nicky leave him, did the rascals come up with something epic again? Did he pay Quasi?

 

[Tablet County]

I've been off the site for most of this and last year, did anything actually funny happen to Fatpat or is it just continued fat threats, childing (while being fat) and general porkery? Like, did he lose his house, get arrested, did Nicky leave him, did the rascals come up with something epic again? Did he pay Quasi?

Did you miss the cancer chairs?