Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RodgerDodger]

I still wonder if Kayla did a complete u-turn, going to rehab, stabbing Nick in the back with divorce, and genuinely trying to get better if she'd get off and get the kids back. However, she doesn't seem to be doing that. I can't imagine her lawyer wouldn't advise it.

I suspect Kayla crawled into a smelly unwashed bed the day she made bail, and has not crawled out.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

I suspect Kayla crawled into a smelly unwashed bed the day she made bail, and has not crawled out.

Do we have any proof of life for Kayla beyond hiring a lawyer?

I could see her ODing before the trial.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Do we have any proof of life for Kayla beyond hiring a lawyer?

Per Aaron, some locals spotted her and Balldoman at Target in Wilmar within the last week, but that is it.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

If they're smart or have good advisors, yes. It's shockingly common to get wiped out by that, though.

I would imagine the family was doing it right, however.

Well we don't know with respect to their personal portfolio but the charity's books are required to be relatively public as a private foundation.

I looked over the Form 990s and it documents that the family foundation did diversify its holdings after Nick's grandparents donated a total of tens of millions worth in stock.

A review of public records in the form of the foundation’s Form 990s reveals that the foundation was funded in three years [2006, 2007, 2008] with an additional year with a small donation, 2010 ($425).

For 2006 and 2008, an attached Schedule B identifies stock in Petrofac Limited as the form of the noncash donation to the foundation by the Owens. The ticker symbol (POFCF) represents the listing on US OTC markets for Petrofac Limited, which trades on the London Stock Exchange under the ticker symbol PFC. Note that this is different from the rest of the post, since I’m using the Petrofac stock price on the London Stock Exchange multiplied by the GBP/USD exchange rate to calculate the value of a Petrofac share in dollars.

In December 2006, the Owens donated 700,000 shares of Petrofac Limited, the value of which was estimated at $5,514,250 ($7.88/share).

In February 2008, the Owens donated 1,000,000 shares of Petrofac Limited, the value of which was estimated at $8,640,000 ($8.64/share)

For 2007, there is no attached Schedule B that I can find on the Form 990s retrievable online for the Foundation. However, the revenue from contributions for the year was $6,441,120. My understanding of a list of short term sales attached as Schedule 1 is that there were a total of $11.6 million in sales for two batches of 700,000 shares in Petrofac Limited. As such, I believe that the proper number for 2007 is also 700k.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Baldo Bros I don’t feel so good

Crackieta lost DUI Guy

https://x.com/theduiguyplus/status/1803657363552911554?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

Sorry to be pedantic but can we not use tracker links to Twitter? And can we also archive at least with a picture?

 

[Mikoyan]

I looked over the Form 990s and it documents that the family foundation did diversify its holdings after Nick's grandparents donated a total of tens of millions worth in stock.

Ah, yeah, a trust, that info will be out there.

Yes, this sounds fine, really. It's pretty hard to set up a trust this big without competent advisors.

 

[Drama Trauma]

This guy is acting more and more like Cyraxx, than a lawyer. He is acting tough before the camera, and says it's the Guvn'ment trying to persecute him.

I bet when the trial day comes he will immediatly changes his tone down, submits and makes an ass of himself for lighter sentence.

He can't even take his own advice seriously enough to not talk to the cops and don't overshare information online.

To my knowledge he is the most normal lolcow amongst all the lolcows I know. Almost every lolcow has obvious issues: bad childhood, autism, schizophrenia, high social awkwardness,
bad parenting, bad environment, abusing parents, siblings, etc.

Yet Nick had -according to the infos here- a decent childhood, good and caring parents, never had money issues, had a loving wife with five nice and beautiful kids, lives in his dream
mansion, was a respected member in his community as a smalltown lawyer, then as a succesful youtuber.

He had basicly everything that most people might never have and/or try to achieve and he gives it up for a lifestyle that going to destroy him and everything around him (mostly his family).

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I can't remember who was maintaining the Balldoguard list, but if Mersh isn't on it then he belongs on it immediately.

Unless Mersh is so irrelevant that he doesn't fulfill the "public figure" status pre-requisite.

i like the fact that Mersh is so irrelevant that the only way to talk about him is in other people's threads.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

Now I am curious if people will still say that the the 16 year old boy should have taken care of his 3 siblings and his coked out 9 year old little sister



Edit: Grammer

 

[Captain Manning]

i like the fact that Mersh is so irrelevant that the only way to talk about him is in other people's threads.

Nah, he's got one. It's just that few people give a shit. The two funniest things he does are:

1. Spaz out about Metokur, and then get felted by Metokur in return.
2. Literally stroke out.

I just know one day I'm gonna wake up and read he straight up died on stream.

 

[Mikoyan]

Now I am curious if people will still say that the the 16 year old boy should have taken care of his 3 siblings and his coked out 9 year old little sister



Edit: Grammer

The '16 year old should've taken care of four other kids utterly alone' argument was wacko enough that it now wouldn't surprise me.

"You tell me he saw the baggie out there and didn't put it away? Come ON."

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Now I am curious if people will still say that the the 16 year old boy should have taken care of his 3 siblings and his coked out 9 year old little sister

EVS will say he should have been figuring out the correct cocaine dosage for her ADHD.

 

[Gorbus]

This guy is acting more and more like Cyraxx, than a lawyer. He is acting tough before the camera, and says it's the Guvn'ment trying to persecute him.

I bet when the trial day comes he will immediatly changes his tone down, submits and makes an ass of himself for lighter sentence.

He can't even take his own advice seriously enough to not talk to the cops and don't overshare information online.

To my knowledge he is the most normal lolcow amongst all the lolcows I know. Almost every lolcow has obvious issues: bad childhood, autism, schizophrenia, high social awkwardness,
bad parenting, bad environment, abusing parents, siblings, etc.

Yet Nick had -according to the infos here- a decent childhood, good and caring parents, never had money issues, had a loving wife with five nice and beautiful kids, lives in his dream
mansion, was a respected member in his community as a smalltown lawyer, then as a succesful youtuber.

He had basicly everything that most people might never have and/or try to achieve and he gives it up for a lifestyle that going to destroy him and everything around him (mostly his family).

Daily drinking and cocaine usage will make up for a lot of missed years of retardation.

He has functionally ruined his brain and his ability to judge risk/reward, and unfortunately as part of that he can't recognize that he's now a fucking moron, and still conducts himself as if he were still the guy he used to be. Aaron talked about how Nick would use cocaine for 'stress', but a lot of the times stress is the brain's way of telling you your situation is fucked. It's MEANT to be stressful to be in filthy surroundings, because the emotion exists to get you to change those surroundings. It's meant to be stressful to go on livestream and torpedo your case and insult the judge, because it's a fucking bad idea and you shouldn't do it.

He's hit the snooze button on his brain for so long the button is just stuck in now.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

This guy is acting more and more like Cyraxx, than a lawyer. He is acting tough before the camera, and says it's the Guvn'ment trying to persecute him.

I bet when the trial day comes he will immediatly changes his tone down, submits and makes an ass of himself for lighter sentence.

He can't even take his own advice seriously enough to not talk to the cops and don't overshare information online.

To my knowledge he is the most normal lolcow amongst all the lolcows I know. Almost every lolcow has obvious issues: bad childhood, autism, schizophrenia, high social awkwardness,
bad parenting, bad environment, abusing parents, siblings, etc.

Yet Nick had -according to the infos here- a decent childhood, good and caring parents, never had money issues, had a loving wife with five nice and beautiful kids, lives in his dream
mansion, was a respected member in his community as a smalltown lawyer, then as a succesful youtuber.

He had basicly everything that most people might never have and/or try to achieve and he gives it up for a lifestyle that going to destroy him and everything around him (mostly his family).

he never had irl friends. all he had is drexel, a self confessed groomer coomer. I said it before, not having a close circle of normies to grow up with means nobody challenged any of his stupid intrusive thoughts and no baseline to what is socially and behaviorally "normal".

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Any confirmation on if the trial will be livestreamed?
If so, I expect it to be on par with if not just below the Darrell Brooks trial in terms of entertainment value.

There is a thread on the legal case. Updates will be posted there and questions should as well.

Null put together a bunch of affidavits to request media access, and should be filing them at some point. The trial (if it ever occurs) will happen in 2025--late, if I had to guess--and that assumes no procedural bogs or stall tactics are employed. There is time yet.

Sorry to be pedantic but can we not use tracker links to Twitter? And can we also archive at least with a picture?

No, this is correct. Always sanitise your links and make an archive when possible.

If you do not know how, peruse the technical threads for archiving. Null wrote one called Archival 101. You can ask, but be prepared to be treated like a newfag, so at least try first, or accept the ribbing.

 

[Mikoyan]

so at least try first, or accept the ribbing.

I usually point people to that thread if they ask.

If they post sensitive shit without an archive it becomes 'hey, faggot, I had to archive this for you so now read this'. So really it's better to ask.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I believe that the 'odd' circumstance has occurred and we can infer much from how this spectacle plays out.

I have money on at least an attenpted move out of Minnesota for all Rekietas concerned at the conclusion of the criminal case if they are not locked up.

I’m sure Nick would move to Florida with April tomorrow if he wasn’t stuck in the muck.

Nick’s parents might want to keep an eye on him but Florida is about the worst state in the country for a coke head to move to unless the elder Rekeita’s are interested in seeing if Nick can snort away his entire trust fund in five years.

Nick’s main problem would be keeping Kayla on the leash. If she would file for divorce and custody his life gets x10 more complicated. His plan is probably to try and keep her under his thumb, get the kids back and then try to decamp to another state where divorce laws are more friendly to his needs. She would be completely isolated from any family or community support but would have to remain there to see her children.

Nick really just wants to shed his wife and kids so that he can do blow and MDMA with April, but he seems determined to make getting to that point as painful and difficult for everyone else in his life as is possible.

Im convinced his public pronouncements against divorce and pledges of monogamy are as much for Kayla and family as they are for his BS public persona grift. Nick definitely has some “masculine ideal” in his brain but he fails to live up to it in almost every way.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I find it disturbing nobody took the kids in from Kayla or rekietas family. His sister had one grown ass kid, Kayla has God knows how many siblings and family in the area and rackets parents are healthy boomers by the look of it. NOT OF THEM COULD GET THE KIDS?! wtf?

 

[Musashi's Son]

(Preserve Tube)

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Barnes is doubling down.

Baldo Bros I don’t feel so good

Crackieta lost DUI Guy

https://x.com/theduiguyplus/status/1803657363552911554?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

(A)

 

[break these cuffs]

I find it disturbing nobody took the kids in from Kayla or rekietas family. His sister had one grown ass kid, Kayla has God knows how many siblings and family in the area and rackets parents are healthy boomers by the look of it. NOT OF THEM COULD GET THE KIDS?! wtf?

I have not seen anything posted about Minnesota specifically, but there are states that have programs where family members are allowed to be provisional licensed foster parents and house children while they go through licensing. The licensed foster parents referred to in the documents could be a family member. IIRC correctly Kayla's parents have been foster parents, so they may even be currently licensed.