Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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AltisticRight said:
He goes ACK ACK ACK ACK.
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You just made me think how cool it would be if there were a Kiwi Farms version of the Fisher Price See 'n Say. With all the top cows!

"The Juju goes ACK ACK ACK."
"The Ralph goes BISH!."
"The DSP goes *snort*"
"The CRP goes yaaaaaaah."

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Captain Manning said:
You just made me think how cool it would be if there were a Kiwi Farms version of the Fisher Price See 'n Say. With all the top cows!

"The Juju goes ACK ACK ACK."
"The Ralph goes BISH!."
"The DSP goes *snort*"
"The CRP goes yaaaaaaah."

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The flamenco goes "Hay buddy"
The Amanda goes "neigh"
The Fuentes goes "gock gock gock"
The bossman goes "I WANNA FUCK A DUDE BRO"
 
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
I went to school with Dad Herrera. One day while I was eating a poptart for breakfast, he came up to me and asked me if it was good. But before I could answer, he took it out of my hands. But instead of eating it, he proceeds to open a packet of mustard and empties its contents onto my pastry. Then, while it still has my spittle on it, he proceeds to eat it. Horrified onlookers watch as he devours my half eaten pastry drizzled in condiments before he says "Could've used some mayonnaise."
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I also went to school with Dix Hernia; I was sat there minding my own business and he came over. He began to tell me his name and told me all about the hot bitches he had sex with. I was like "okay, you must be the homecoming king and your going to live in a barbie dream mansion like an alpha chad" he said "fuck yeah! but you missed out an important part". My face was puzzled, I asked him "what did I miss".

He put his hands in his pocket and started to fumble around like he was looking for something with his hands. He whipped out this picture and it was the Cow from Cow & Chicken cartoon back in the 90s (like the following picture).
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I took a look and looked back at him and asked him what the significance is. He said to me "one day I'm going to be like Cow, but I'm going to get fucked up the asshole with a stap-on and I'm going to call myself Juju". I was shocked and with a long pause I was puzzled replied "...okay...?". He began to walk over to some other retarded kids like myself and did the same thing. To this day I still wonder why a man would dress as a cow, call himself Juju and get fucked in the ass; but I have to remind myself, I'm not cool, a podcaster and I will never become homecoming king nor will I ever live in a Barbie Dream Mansion.
 
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
I went to school with Dad Herrera. One day while I was eating a poptart for breakfast, he came up to me and asked me if it was good. But before I could answer, he took it out of my hands. But instead of eating it, he proceeds to open a packet of mustard and empties its contents onto my pastry. Then, while it still has my spittle on it, he proceeds to eat it. Horrified onlookers watch as he devours my half eaten pastry drizzled in condiments before he says "Could've used some mayonnaise."
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All that practice with mustard and he still got felted by the retard redhead woman in the mustard chugging competition
 
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Nick Obre said:
All that practice with mustard and he still got felted by the retard redhead woman in the mustard chugging competition
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You’d think with all that dick he sucked at burning man he’d be able to chug a bit quicker

GamerGateSurvivor said:
I went to school with Dad Herrera. One day while I was eating a poptart for breakfast, he came up to me and asked me if it was good. But before I could answer, he took it out of my hands. But instead of eating it, he proceeds to open a packet of mustard and empties its contents onto my pastry. Then, while it still has my spittle on it, he proceeds to eat it. Horrified onlookers watch as he devours my half eaten pastry drizzled in condiments before he says "Could've used some mayonnaise."
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Until Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson aka a man who gets dressed up as a cow named Juju and gets fucked in the ass screenshots that post and denies it, it’s confirmed true.
 
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Captain Manning said:
You just made me think how cool it would be if there were a Kiwi Farms version of the Fisher Price See 'n Say. With all the top cows!

"The Juju goes ACK ACK ACK."
"The Ralph goes BISH!."
"The DSP goes *snort*"
"The CRP goes yaaaaaaah."

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"The Fat goes... NOOOO BABY CHIIIIIILD"
 
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