🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Rage Pig]

Piggy had a BREAKING tweet about some boring shit he already posted a year ago.


The follow up is hilarious, "my tabloid journalism" gtfo Gunt.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

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Fashion Influencer Ethanel Ralphagirl remembers the highlight of her life, when the prom king took her out to a fancy club.

I love that both items are cope accessories for him

The glasses because his eye is fucked and the hat because of the light speed balding

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph mispelled a few things which is weird considering he won a Spelling Bee. Hopefully Ralph can edit his Tweet and use my corrections.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Also hats are for balding losers unless you’re outside fishing or playing golf or something.

Or working outdoors. Something that Ralph and 90% of the sektur has never done or will never do.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Or working outdoors. Something that Ralph and 90% of the sektur has never done or will never do.

Baseball hats kind of suck for long outdoor stuff. Doesn’t cover neck or the sides of your face. But they go best with a long sleeved shirt like the gila ls hoodie from Kuiu or the eclisper hoodie from Kuhl so you can have the hoodie up and the material keeps you cool. It literally has been saving my life for a lot of shooting classes and competitions where I’m outdoors all day and it’s been sunny and in the 90+ range. Not brands Ralph would know about because it’s not Gucci and niggers dont sing about it in rap songs.

Also a boonie hat is GOAT for outdoors in the summer… just not as socially acceptable as a baseball hat in other settings.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Baseball hats kind of suck for long outdoor stuff. Doesn’t cover neck or the sides of your face. But they go best with a long sleeved shirt like the gila ls hoodie from Kuiu or the eclisper hoodie from Kuhl so you can have the hoodie up and the material keeps you cool. It literally has been saving my life for a lot of shooting classes and competitions where I’m outdoors all day and it’s been sunny and in the 90+ range. Not brands Ralph would know about because it’s not Gucci and niggers dont sing about it in rap songs.

Also a boonie hat is GOAT for outdoors in the summer… just not as socially acceptable as a baseball hat in other settings.

For me, it’s a baseball hat or a “boonie hat”, a long sleeved shirt, and a gaiter over the neck + face.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I hope all his sweeping has earned him another ice cream date with Daddy Dax.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy is either high on xannieberries for his visit, or being high on xannieberries for such a long time has impacted his brain in such a way that he permanently sounds like a retard high on xannieberries.

Edit: some replies.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Piggy is either high on xannieberries for his visit, or being high on xannieberries for such a long time has impacted his brain in such a way that he permanently sounds like a retard high on xannieberries.
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Watch him just show up in Vegas instead of visiting Xander lol

 

[AltisticRight]

Literally who dates literally who and literally who forced the literally who to have an abortion. Wow. Breaking News everyone. Shit that nobody cares about.

Take the hint piggy, even AF doesn't want you.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

It's fuckin' tough to be a 65 year old man in a baseball jacket

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy is either high on xannieberries for his visit, or being high on xannieberries for such a long time has impacted his brain in such a way that he permanently sounds like a retard high on xannieberries.
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Daddy Jim confirms that piggy has ascended to Xannie Heaven.

 

[deeman]

So it's a brag that he is visiting America? True Meehican right there, weird he don't go the asylum route.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Piggy is either high on xannieberries for his visit, or being high on xannieberries for such a long time has impacted his brain in such a way that he permanently sounds like a retard high on xannieberries.
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trying to cover his chunt with the hand, very subtle.

 

[AnOminous]

Holbrooks are the gayest Oakleys you can get. Get some fuckin Flaks if you aren’t a fat homo. Even Gas Cans are less gay than Holbrooks Ralph.

Also hats are for balding losers unless you’re outside fishing or playing golf or something.

Does he realize he can put on the gayest shades he can find, put on a baseball hat, and prance around like a faggot, but everyone will still be able to tell that he's a tiny little fat malding midget?

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Daddy Jim confirms that piggy has ascended to Xannie Heaven.
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Good god what is wrong with his fucking neck? I've harvested turkey with less of a wattle. Every simgle inch of his body is cronenberg level eldritch horror isn't it?

 

[Rage Pig]

Posing in front of a filthy mirror to own Gaytor like a fat girl who lost a few pounds. Very womanly behavior. He really thinks he's some kind of Adonis now that he's just fat and not very fat. Again hiding his turkey neck, this time with his phone instead of his fuck off fingers.

 

[porkWellington]

Imagine going to see your kid and the very first thing you do when you land in America, the country your daddy gave you but you can only visit because you have who knows how many debt collectors looking for you, is to bring up Gator.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Posing in front of a filthy mirror to own Gaytor like a fat girl who lost a few pounds. Very womanly behavior. He really thinks he's some kind of Adonis now that he's just fat and not very fat. Again hiding his turkey neck, this time with his phone instead of his fuck off fingers.
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Let’s see that side profile fatass

 

[Rubber Plant]

Posing in front of a filthy mirror to own Gaytor like a fat girl who lost a few pounds. Very womanly behavior. He really thinks he's some kind of Adonis now that he's just fat and not very fat. Again hiding his turkey neck, this time with his phone instead of his fuck off fingers.
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How did he managed to get the background slanted but not himself? I know it's a strange angle too, but there is no way he is taller than a fridge.