Trashfire MNPublicRecords CHIPS file on Rekieta's 9-year-old testing positive for cocaine - All parties are assumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

[GotMail_2000]

I don't think anyone actually thinks Nick gave his daughter cocaine, but I absolutely think his 'favorite' daughter who both he and Kayla say is clingy would be around them enough to he constantly exposed, unlike his older kids who probably stay far away from mom and dad.

I want to say 'surely it can't get worse' for him, but after the stream rants further fucking himself of accusing officers by name of perjury, it's not looking good.

His lawyer absolutely has to be advising him to shut the fuck up and stop streaming, right? Can his lawyer drop him if he keeps saying stupid shit

How would his child be clingy and always around him if he, the two our wives, and Aaron were always in a shared bed upstairs where the kids couldn't come in? Also, cocke isn't weed, it doesn't permiate the house in the same way. Obviously there's some level of second hand exposure but it isn't like if your parents are indoor weed smokers and you're kinda high all the time off the second hand smoke. I'm tracking that they did at least drive the kids places sometimes, and Nick did at least take the kids to church, but how can someone be clingy when you're not around for huge amounts of time?

 

[River possum]

REEE! AN EIGHT YEAR OLD WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO COCAINE!!!

I guess I'm the only one who remembers kids sniffing pixie stix in elementary school.

You don't even have to snort it. Ala always sunny- you can rub it on your gums or even your tongue.

 

[fluxeon]

The only real reason to do this is if you are a homosex having homosex.

I can only imagine the most magnanimous and rich homosex stuffing cocaine in their partners rectum, and for no reason whatsoever other than proving how rich of a Balldo you are.
For sure all the homo clubs in the '90s had very cheap and easy bottles of "room deodorant" - amyl nitrite, £5 each. I always called it anal nitrate. It is very much a drug of abuse not only will it relax your anal sphincter, but a good snort would make you feel like you downed a whole bottle of vodka for at least 30+ seconds until you recover a minute or 2 later.
The crashing headaches I got after stopped this. Also no interest in being anally abused by the likes of Rekieta.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Even if the kid had a false positive, a child shouldn't even have a droplet of cocaine in their hair follicle.

 

[dick brain]

How the fuck did we get from "pay the drunken lawyer man to shout faggot on the internet" to here?

I'm starting to wonder if it's not the sonichu medallion. I'm starting to wonder if maybe we're the curse. If our observation of a subject causes some sort of quantum waveform collapse into lolcowdom.

Or maybe depravity and neurosis are just the true colors of the type of person who seeks out (Internet) fame.

 

[Journoscum]

I'm prepared to sound like a retard, so rev up those Juju screencaps. I have never seen cocaine in person, but would it be possible for a child to confuse cocaine with sugar? Is it possible for a child to find it and maybe sprinkle some on their cereal or something and think nothing of it? Just little bits of "sugar" over a long period of time?

 

[DuranceVile]

@AnOminous said:

Nick ALWAYS does this when he's lying. He changes his story repeatedly, expects you not to notice because apparently you're a retard and he's a Machiavellian genius, vaguely implies things that he later denies actually saying, he just used to be actually sort of good at it, one of his few lawyerly traits. Once he fried his brain though it's screamingly obvious when he's doing this.

You may note he only pivoted to the "when you're a dad" (he isn't he's a fucking sperm donor piece of shit) tale when the crisis was over. Before then he was Vlad-the-impliering that he was the one who was sick.

Quotes not working, but it's worth restating how much Nick's ability to be cute with the truth has eroded. Even during his tradlarp years, my friends and I noticed he was very lawyerly with the way he worded things a lot. Now he's constantly changing his stories, and any time he starts a denial with "I wish I was [doing x thing]" it's basically an admission he is doing that very thing.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I'm starting to wonder if it's not the sonichu medallion. I'm starting to wonder if maybe we're the curse. If our observation of a subject causes some sort of quantum waveform collapse into lolcowdom.

Or maybe depravity and neurosis are just the true colors of the type of person who seeks out (Internet) fame.

No, the farms is just very good about spotting imminent Lolcows even subconsciously. Alternatively, the creation of a Lolcow creates Farmers as a side effect since many of Nick's former fans ended up farmers.

 

[Chibitzen]

Aaron was there, knew everything, did everything, and was fine with everything until people started to notice and look into who the Spaghetti-O Man really was.
He’s extremely culpable, he knows that, and is desperately trying to turn this around.

He never explains how he ended up there with his wife in the first place. "I'm just a goofy dude". I don't know, bruh...

He seemed to pin the swinging on April as it being her idea, that poor young, gullible, but dumb creature. I also recall a hot tub stream where they all proudly flaunted their shameless lifestyle in every manner feasible without completely fessing up. He lived a secreted away double life for what sounds like 6 months or more and that may explain his extreme shame and shift in behavior when he left, but hard to believe just anyone can live that way without having some major dysfunctions involved.

Even still, if he went to the law and fessed up to what he and they were doing to CPS, good for him. I won't be taking him at his word when he starts telling his brand new audience about his new found passion for Christ, which I think is inevitable, but I appreciate he is at least correcting course through actions and not just words. Even if those corrections are mostly based on painful regrets based on embarrassment and bitter resentment.

 

[RodgerDodger]

You must be in a creepy area where "House full of adult sexual deviant lolbertarian junkies + 8 year old girl testing positive" is enough of a trend to be a thing. LA?

Typically I would expect this kind of worry when a house full of crackheads end up getting strung out because they can't afford more crack so they end up renting out their kid.

Not so much the Lolbertarians. But NYC and its suburbs in the 80's and 90's had more than enough of this shit. And the worst of it was in the wealthier suburbs. Nice quiet Mom and pop neighborhoods leading a completely depraved living behind closed doors.

It's just hard (non-weed) narcotics detected in a sub 10 year old child is often a red flag for CSA. Especially if its not something prone to being eaten. This is one of those things they teach health care Mandatory Reporters.

The other common thing to look for is parents "medicating" the kids to help "calm them down". Although that is less common with Mommy and Daddy's expensive good stuff. Why waste a high when you can load the kid up with cough syrup. It's also more common in the younger kids.

Do you want to know what's more horrifying than trying to give medical care to a 6 year old suffering from major respiratory depression? Having them respond to Naxalone. Yeah, that's a "Officer can we have a quiet word and please have a Sergeant meet us at the hospital "moment.

 

[IAmTheBooky]

He brought a treasure chest full of drugs to the Cuckholts house and still had cocaine in his pocket to leave for their kids.
Ofc the motherfucker, that left bullets around his kids and "bullets" around other peoples kids, was careless enough to fuck his 9 year old little girls brain up for life.
Just praise the lord that his wife is done being pregnant so we don't get more crack babies like Mintsalad.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Even if the kid had a false positive, a child shouldn't even have a droplet of cocaine in their hair follicle.

Agreed. Children should have nothing in common with soiled dollar bills garnished from a stripper's G-string.

 

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We do not need to go there. Yet. And I hope we never do. Even the most benign explanation for this still makes everyone involved monsters. There's no need to go hog wild.

I disagree. The man is a self-confessed libertarian. You might not want to believe that he carries out his ideology and molests kids, his own or others, but he was the one who put it out there.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I disagree. The man is a self-confessed libertarian. You might not want to believe that he carries out his ideology and molests kids, his own or others, but he was the one who put it out there.

Once again, Nick confuses “Libertarian" with "Libertine”. I’ll stick with “Fucking child abusing degenerate junkie”.

 

[⠠⠠⠅⠑⠋⠋⠁⠇⠎ ⠠⠠⠊⠎ ⠠⠠⠁ ⠠⠠⠋⠁⠛]

Once again, Nick confuses “Libertarian" with "Libertine”. I’ll stick with “Fucking child abusing degenerate junkie”.

The most morally upright libertarian in the world, Tom Woods, recently divorced after he cheated on his wife, the mother of his five daughters. According to what she put out in public before the divorce, they started dating when he was 26 and she was 15.

Confusing 'libertarian' and 'libertine' is like confusing 'potato' with 'potatoe'.

 

[Meat Target]

Once again, Nick confuses “Libertarian" with "Libertine”. I’ll stick with “Fucking child abusing degenerate junkie”.

Lolbergs don't have any non-negotiable principles except "what makes my weewee and dopamine receptors feel good?"

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The most morally upright libertarian in the world, Tom Woods, recently divorced after he cheated on his wife, the mother of his five daughters. According to what she put out in public before the divorce, they started dating when he was 26 and she was 15.

Confusing 'libertarian' and 'libertine' is like confusing 'potato' with 'potatoe'.

I know of several libertarians who haven’t fallen into degeneracy. I think the internet has really dragged down the caliber of people with certain beliefs.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I'm prepared to sound like a retard, so rev up those Juju screencaps. I have never seen cocaine in person, but would it be possible for a child to confuse cocaine with sugar? Is it possible for a child to find it and maybe sprinkle some on their cereal or something and think nothing of it? Just little bits of "sugar" over a long period of time?

Probably not, unless the Rekietas were keeping powder cocaine in their sugar bowl. It does not taste like sugar and it has a different feel/look than granules of sugar. You'd know something is wrong when you taste the weird chemical bitterness and your mouth turns numb.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I know of several libertarians who haven’t fallen into degeneracy. I think the internet has really dragged down the caliber of people with certain beliefs.

Oddly none of them seem to seek office or leadership positions under the Libertarian Party banner. Who would seem to be entirely represented by deviant freaks.

 

[Fools Idol]

The thing is, even if the girl accidently got the coke in her system he and his useless whore wife did never got any professional medical help for the girl. She could've died and they were more concerned about CPS being called.