Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[Cowboy Kim]

you find the one place that's not disgusting within driving distance and you never go anywhere else.

I tried, but it shut down since everyone went to the disgusting competitor (chunks of the drip edges were falling off, interior looked coated in grime) with engrish on the building

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Chinese places are, almost universally, disgusting. There are very few exceptions to this. If you want Chinese, you either make it yourself, or you find the one place that's not disgusting within driving distance and you never go anywhere else. Even then I'm still weary to eat it, knowing the Bugpeople's propensity for dubious food practices.

The strategy is to find one run by literally any Asian other then Chinese.

 

[Morch Ponkey]

Y'all aint seasoning yo starch with cheap body spray?

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dem whities dont marinate they starch in scented candle wax
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Old spice is a great everyday cornstarch flavor.

But I use Drakkar Noir when serving it to company for its depth and sophistication.

 

[WonderWino]

Behold the niggerest of summer foods:

The frozen pork and beansicle

Perfect for those hot summer days in the projects and for a quick cool snack between drivebys on those hot LA nights. Great for increasing your niggerchlorian counts as well. Add cornstarch and aspic to make it more of a frozen jello pork and beanpop. Dip in molasses for the boston hoodrat version and cornmeal and cornstarch for the for the special southern crunchy version

 

[Skeletonized Cow]

you find the one place that's not disgusting within driving distance and you never go anywhere else.

For twenty years me and my family used to drive to the same Chinese restaurant for Chinese and never deviated to another place. They changed hands recently, and it went to shit instantly. Depressing as Hell to lose a good Chinese restaurant.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Behold the niggerest of summer foods:
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The frozen pork and beansicle

Perfect for those hot summer days in the projects and for a quick cool snack between drivebys on those hot LA nights. Great for increasing your niggerchlorian counts as well. Add cornstarch and aspic to make it more of a frozen jello pork and beanpop. Dip in molasses for the boston hoodrat version and cornmeal and cornstarch for the for the special southern crunchy version

This shit would make God regret giving man free will.

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

Behold the niggerest of summer foods:
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The frozen pork and beansicle

Perfect for those hot summer days in the projects and for a quick cool snack between drivebys on those hot LA nights. Great for increasing your niggerchlorian counts as well. Add cornstarch and aspic to make it more of a frozen jello pork and beanpop. Dip in molasses for the boston hoodrat version and cornmeal and cornstarch for the for the special southern crunchy version

What the FUCK is that

dem whities dont marinate they starch in scented candle wax

I began experiencing vomit reactions as the chewing sounds became audible near the end ...

 

[Barry Williams]

I don't think the slaves had fried chicken and cornstarch back then.

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I cannot believe that this is anything other than pure bait. I cannot wrap my head around the thought that someone would post this with sincerity. This is a video of a black person eating something that is categorically not a food and then half way through the video she produces the biggest reddest piece of watermelon that I've seen in my entire fucking life and starts loudly slurping on it with a mouthful of corn starch. Every cell in my brain is telling me "this is an exaggerated caricature being played as a racial joke" but no, the reality is this is some low IQ sheboon literally filming herself doing the absolute most niggerest thing and posting it to TikTok. Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[WonderWino]

What the FUCK is that

The better question is why the fuck did facebook recommend it to me as an actual suggestion for summer foods

No, really, that was an actual facebook recipe suggestion

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

frozen pork and beansicle

I swear looking at this picture alone makes you bloat

 

[Rick The Stick]

Africans had chickens since BC.

The weren't fuckin frying it is the point.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

This single photo somehow manages to be more racist than anything an 1840's Deep South caricature artist could even think of illustrating

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Africans had chickens since BC.

Wrong

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Pure cope

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Saw this video and immediately thought of this thread.

 

[purpleflurp]

Behold the niggerest of summer foods:
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The frozen pork and beansicle

Perfect for those hot summer days in the projects and for a quick cool snack between drivebys on those hot LA nights. Great for increasing your niggerchlorian counts as well. Add cornstarch and aspic to make it more of a frozen jello pork and beanpop. Dip in molasses for the boston hoodrat version and cornmeal and cornstarch for the for the special southern crunchy version

This kinda reminds me of when I was in active duty. We'd usually get some crates of MREs whenever we had a range day, but since it was hot as balls and we didn't have a load of time for chow, we'd just eat everything cold.

Except somehow this just looks worse than the cold, congealed brick of asian beef strips I used to pick at. I'm not sure if it's the sheen or something, but seeing that shit clumped together has me gagging.

 

[Smegward]

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Well these are horrifying constarch creations:

pudding is literally just milk and flour

 

[Crispy Jakes]

Saw this video and immediately thought of this thread.

 

[AssignedEva]

Well these are horrifying constarch creations:

Thickening milk with cornstarch is how you make blancmange, except normally you'd add sugar, vanilla, cinnamon, nutmeg etc. They don't season their blancmange.

 

[Point 707]

For your auditory pleasure.

 

[Garlic Salt]

For your auditory pleasure.


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Sounds like a pity fuck on a cheap, 20 year old mattress.