My new girlfriend wants me to stop playing video games all day and get a job. Is this a red flag? - She's hot

[George Lucas]

[nt]

 

[SandyCat]

She's jealous of your chad gamer lifestyle and is trying to demean you into getting a ((((((job))))))) so she doesnt have to worry about the amount of gamer girl pussy you'll be drowning in when you show off your fortnite K/D

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Tell her the only job you're getting is a fucking blow job.

She will appreciate your cleverness, and then you can go back to blasting aliens or whatever.

 

[WonderWino]

The obvious response is telling her you already have one - putting up with her whining about getting a job and not paying games is a full time job

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Ask her why she's not in the kitchen yet.

 

[SentinentCloud]

play the sims and get a job in the game


also create a sim of your gf and burn her with the oven that will send a message

 

[Total Annihilation]

Smoke crack and gamba

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

What are you playing? Better be Nintendo or PC.

 

[George Lucas]

What are you playing? Better be Nintendo or PC.

Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings

No wonder she's on your ass, that's boring as shit. Play Mega Man or something.

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

Did she not get the memo?

She got, not a man, THEE MAN.
Nigga you are the only overweight (probably), emotionally fragile, insecure, porn sick, GAYMER for HER and she SHOULD BE THANKFUL!

This is a dominance play on her part, she is seeing just how flexible YOU will be; though my dear gamer, you don’t have to give a fuck.
What is she going to do, leave you?!
Not a chance.

Keep on gayming man

 

[Moths]

If shes hot then its impossible to see the red flags

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

force her to make an onlyfans and just enjoy your games

 

[draggs]

She knew what the deal was. Remind her of that. By unleashing hellacious doritos farts when she starts complaining