Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Jones McCann]

Who could have seen this coming.. Evil Eddie and Nasty Noah are colluding to take down our boy. HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

 

[Claude Sigma]

implement XMR gambling into sneedforo and you bet ill be your biggest supporter

Beyond the fact that I'm sure it would be super mega illegal and would lend him in more legal trouble than ever before, Monero gambling is a thing, in some countries where gambling is pretty much illegal it's preferable to do it privately.

Places like xmr.poker or monero.vegas get mentioned sometimes. Minko.to was actually developed by the Monero core devs to make some money but closed a while back.

 

[Forgot My Old Account :(]

Man, it's funny now, but when reality inevitably hits and he ends up in a position where he actually needs money, he's going to be in a fucking mental torture chamber over this loss. Imagine bossman on the streets in a few years remembering how many months rent he flushed down the drain. I hope this stays funny for a long time before it gets dark, but it's starting to feel like it's getting dark already.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

My adhd is too much for this thread. So did he lost ALL of the 200K or not?

No. He still has 29 cents left.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

It's Range rOver

 

[Zamak Hoarder]

No. He still has 29 cents left.

Enough to climb up to 5 bandarooskis

 

[thefreshmaker]

He does gamble for drug money.

It's more like a nice bonus than anything else. Gamba is the drug, crack/lexus/house/etc is just the cope/excuse to continue the gamba. If he had the sum total of wealth in his back pocket, he would gamble it all away before he smoked a single rock.

It's pretty fascinating as someone who isn't pulled in by gambling. He makes obscene amounts of money in some of these and there's never a moment where he tells himself he just has to stop, it's always about chasing the next win that never arrives before it all goes down the drain again. He sets himself a goal and when he rarely reaches that point, he raises the goal even higher instead of bowing out like he should be doing.

The point is to not reach the goal. It's just dopamine overriding the smart part of the brain; "I don't have to quit now, look how close I am to XYZ, once I get there I'll be done". Doesn't matter if it's the last thousand dollars, one last hit of the pipe, one more hour before you start that school paper, one more post before you stop scrolling, or the last cheat meal before you diet. It's just lies to continue justifying the behavior.

Here's hoping to a million by Christmas!

 

[draggs]

Who could have seen this coming.. Evil Eddie and Nasty Noah are colluding to take down our boy. HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

Evil Edwina is such a nasty spurned bitch. Look how she seduced Niggard Noah to fuck over Bossman soon as he dumped her rigger ass. Never stick your banderooskis in crazy!

 

[Johan van Wyk]

I do wish Bossman would fuck my mom, just so he can disappoint someone else's parents for once in his life.

 

[Claude Sigma]

He admitted it within the first minute of going live- clarified that the money wasn't from a deposit but was "money I was supposed to give you guys for giveaways".

I don't know how Shuffle, who are intimately knowledgeable about gambling addict psychology and Austin, came to believe that putting him in charge of giving away 2k per week could ever work.
They knew perfectly well that he would lie, cheat, and steal to keep that money and gamble it. He just can't help himself.

Why did they even do that? They could've made a system that allows him to do giveaways without actually having him be in charge of the money.

 

[thefreshmaker]

Why did they even do that? They could've made a system that allows him to do giveaways without actually having him be in charge of the money.

Because that would cost them money, instead of just generating a random number on the screen for BMJ to play with.

 

[Zamak Hoarder]

Why did they even do that? They could've made a system that allows him to do giveaways without actually having him be in charge of the money.

They knew the money was coming back to them one way or another. Either Bossman would feed it back to them or the giveaway recipient would

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Something tells me that if just somebody would help him for once, lift a finger and give him a juicer, he will be able to recover all of his gambling losses, win big, turn his life around, and make his parents proud of him,.

Its soda pressing how none of you rats never lift a finger dood. He's gonna be the boy who cried wolf, I swear to god, dood.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

He admitted it within the first minute of going live- clarified that the money wasn't from a deposit but was "money I was supposed to give you guys for giveaways".

You mean the casino is retarded enough to just deposit credit that he's supposed to give away into his account and expect him to actually do this? How trusting of them.

I would have expected them to do something like Valve and other computer game publishers, where they drop codes for free in-game stuff during a streamer's gameplay sessions. (You can probably abuse this by giving your associates the codes and having them bet the credit on near-certainties once [eg. equal amounts on both red and black on roulette*], then withdrawing it and sending it to you)

I don't have time to watch this guy a lot, and I got curious - does Bossman believe in the fallacy of the maturity of the chances (believing that the history of whatever your betting on somehow influences the odds of the next outcome**, eg. "heads came up 8 times in a row, so the chance of tails next flip is virtually certain, bro".)?

I know he's fucking superstitious in that he has "lucky" phrases he uses whenever he's making a bet, but I haven't heard him mention that particular line of bullshit.

PSA for the "I can beat the house" guys***:

Spoiler: Notes

* This assumes a Monte Carlo wheel (one zero). On 00 and 000 wheels it is too risky.

**For this to be fallacious, the game must be fair. Rigged roulette wheels and loaded dice can be identified from their results.

***Source: Huff, D, How to take a chance ; Penguin, 1959 (1965 reprint)

 

[Yankee Bastard]

I don't have time to watch this guy a lot, and I got curious - does Bossman believe in the fallacy of the maturity of the chances (believing that the history of whatever your betting on somehow influences the odds of the next outcome

You mean the phenomena that is literally called "the gambler's fallacy"? Of course he believes it. You can see it when he's playing any of the 50/50 games, when he loses multiple times in a row he'll increase his bet or vice versa.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

*Dink*

 

[Londo]

I firmly believe that he's close to the BIG win. 200k? Nah bro, only bitch made niggas stop before the 1 million cash out. We're all too poor and retarded to understand the soon to be very stable genius billionaire that is Bossman.

 

[troonshine]

A real true and honest woman joined the bosscord today trying to make bossman feel some kind of way

oh look an instagram account (archive), lets take a peek!

this sure as hell looks like a woman to me right, @dumbledore

Oh look there is a picture of pills and a monster energy drink

I can't quite make out what it says so lets just flip the image around

oh.... im sure its just a coincidence, lets check her post history in the ratcords. oh look a picture of her setup

hey! whats that on the desk?

oh..

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

A real true and honest woman joined the bosscord today trying to make bossman feel some kind of way
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oh look an instagram account (archive), lets take a peek!
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this sure as hell looks like a woman to me right, @dumbledore
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Oh look there is a picture of pills and a monster energy drink
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I can't quite make out what it says so lets just flip the image around
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oh.... im sure its just a coincidence, lets check her post history in the ratcords. oh look a picture of her setup
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hey! whats that on the desk?
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oh..

could have just checked his tiktok

https://www.tiktok.com/@cryluni/video/7352602597489986822

 

[dumbledore]

this sure as hell looks like a woman to me right, @dumbledore

I apologize. I'm still a bit eepy.