"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

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  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
I noticed Jim is smoking again. I know he was made to quit a year or so back. Unless he's just ignoring his doctors, which I don't think he is, it seems like Jim's death warrant has been signed, and they're just trying to make him comfortable.
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I hope he gets around to Fat Rick before he croaks.
 
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When he did the segment on Jessi Slaughter's dad, I had flashbacks to the 'you dun goof'd' content that took off like wildfire. Back then, I saw this YTP Sonic Sez clip with that audio, it was removed a long time ago and I never could find it anywhere so I decided to reconstruct it purely out of memory. Enjoy:


 
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He really dropped the dad stuff pretty quick, was also annoyed that he didn't drop the hammer on Rekieta with the new news. But I've heard the awesomnator clip multiple times as well as the shitting yourself one, so outside of Thorpe (Jesus fuck it was funny and depressing for al the wrong reasons), this was mostly rethreads for me. Still fun thanks to the cancer man energy, but definitely one of the weaker ones.

I only hope he can deliver that fatrick video.
 
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ShitLurker said:
He really dropped the dad stuff pretty quick, was also annoyed that he didn't drop the hammer on Rekieta with the new news. But I've heard the awesomnator clip multiple times as well as the shitting yourself one, so outside of Thorpe (Jesus fuck it was funny and depressing for al the wrong reasons), this was mostly rethreads for me. Still fun thanks to the cancer man energy, but definitely one of the weaker ones.

I only hope he can deliver that fatrick video.
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He'd just done a whole damn stream on Rackets after the arrest and there wasn't much of anything new between then and Sunday. What would he have talked about?

Now if he'd done the stream last night I'd agree with you.
 
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ShitLurker said:
the new news
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there wasn't much new stuff between his big rackets stream and his fathers day stream. Only thing was another doc drop that just confirmed the information in the doc he did cover.

The 9 year old on coke was after his father's day stream so still not sure what exactly you were hoping he'd cover?
 
Does anyone have that John Cena Pic of him standing next to a hater but it's Jim and Josh?
 
Mikoyan said:
He'd just done a whole damn stream on Rackets after the arrest and there wasn't much of anything new between then and Sunday. What would he have talked about?

Now if he'd done the stream last night I'd agree with you.
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Anasûrimbor Kellhus said:
there wasn't much new stuff between his big rackets stream and his fathers day stream. Only thing was another doc drop that just confirmed the information in the doc he did cover.

The 9 year old on coke was after his father's day stream so still not sure what exactly you were hoping he'd cover?
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I'd say Nick behaving like an absolute sperg about how he dindu nuthin and how everybody seemed to be all in on "of course the 9 year old should take care of the younger siblings" deserved a bigger emphasis. Jim still seems to be giving him a benefit of the doubt that is not deserved. He still sees Nick as a guy in a moment of weakness instead of an asshole that was allowed to spread his wings for the first time.
 
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AnOminous said:
I hope he gets around to Fat Rick before he croaks.
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"No, stalker child! For I, the great Patrick S. Tomlinson, shall once again evoke the dark powers of Magi-chan to lead even more souls further into the abyss before Cancer Man can do a stream on me. Enjoy never ever having a pepperoni stream, stalker child."
 
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Hearing Jim unironically say "I won't disavow Pippa. I love V-tubers and anime with all of my heart" Juju the cow-style reminded me how much of a dweeb he really is.

It's true how it doesn't matter how much money these dweebs make, how hard they work out to get ripped, how many "bitches" they fuck, how much success they accumulate in their lifetime. They will always be that, dweebs.
 
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斯尼 德之王 said:
Hearing Jim unironically say "I won't disavow Pippa. I love V-tubers and anime with all of my heart" Juju the cow-style reminded me how much of a dweeb he really is.

It's true how it doesn't matter how much money these dweebs make, how hard they work out to get ripped, how many "bitches" they fuck, how much success they accumulate in their lifetime. They will always be that, dweebs.
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Unlike the extremely chadly, well-adjusted and comfortably well off retard fanciers of Kiwi Farms.
 
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斯尼 德之王 said:
Hearing Jim unironically say "I won't disavow Pippa. I love V-tubers and anime with all of my heart" Juju the cow-style reminded me how much of a dweeb he really is.
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Jim has repeatedly said he has no friends online.

So, if he is around long enough, he may eventually flip. He'll do a stream, picking her apart as he has done with others he has worked with.
 
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Thomas Talus said:
The yabbit says/does stupid things all the time (which is part of her charm), just not the sort of stupid things that get you a featured stream.
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It seems the unanimous decision to ignore what these vtubing conventions are all about in this thread, is all that needs to be unsaid. The absolute horror that lurks beneath each and every metokur hat will be analyzed, documented and immortalized online for the robots to simulate. Think back at all the cash the goon-daddy raked in during the covid conspiracy. He has built himself quite the lucrative network of groomed goonie ghouls to funnel as much money and perhaps more importantly, impressionable minds... minds of which he had spent the previous years molding into fetishizing cartoon children... I mean waifus.... to these conventions where even god doesnt know everything that goes on at...

Whew lad, oh boy, YIKES even???
 
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Jim says good job on running an entertaining show with a few pippa pits jokes and now everyone expects him to give a shit about every thing that happens with Pippa.
Retards demanding he disavow just because Ralph was humiliated by the vtuber years ago. Lmao what a bunch of faggots.
I hope Jim has a weeb stream and talks about the manga he likes. Would be kino.
 
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