Careercow Anthony "Ally" Burch - Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.

And when they are looked upon, and it is immediately obvious that they not now, nor ever, have lusted for dick. Is it more likely for them to be treated with open disdain or a snickering taking advantage of?
For them to be taken, they'd have to man up and suck a man off like a real man first.

Burch said before, as I've coverd earlier in this thread, "I've not actually, like, sealed the deal with a guy before, but I've been attracted enough to a few guys that I figure I am. Granted, when it comes to guys I generally only go for the absurdly pretty or androgynous ones, so I don't know. Maybe I'm just Diet Bisexual."

All of which means less than nothing. Most ev'ryone with a sexual impulse -- whether from deprivation of their preference, or even just the right person coming along -- experience the same feelings Burch thinks makes him a both-wayser.

Dan Savage admits to finding hard-bodied butch girls sexually attractive, and he's not any less gay for it. Christopher Hitchens copp'd to his sexual experiences with other men while in an all-boys school, and he wasn't any less straight for it. James "Niggerism" Manning admitted experiencing attraction to other men while locked in Raiford, and that's easily the most normal thing he's ever said while mïc'd. Cuckboy's jealously of his sister and desperation to rank himself lower on the priv'lige scale has made him, of all things, a closeted het'ro.

I wish I was gay, so I could punch him in the nose for being a rape-whistling cocktease.
 
It's less that they "let" them talk over them and more that The Cis Gay Man generally doesn't really give a shit imo

Gay is far too mainstream now for SJWs to pretend to be for oppression points, so the gay dudes are generally actual gay dudes.

I won't :powerlevel: too much, but the main difference between SJW gay people and regular gay people tends to be age. If a gay person goes to college and/or university within the last 3/5 years, chances are they joined a group for gay people. These groups are rife with SJW mentality and rather than exclude themselves from getting laid or being around other gay people, they tend to drink the Kool-Aid. There's a pretty popular gay club in my area that I've visited a few times, and there's a distinct line between older gays and the more recent ones.

People like Anthony Burch are generally pretty accepted by SJW gays since he's basically a free space on the bingo card of people to pedal their shit. Older gays who really only see being gay as wanting to bang people with the same shit as themselves despise it because the only reason they rock up to these places in the first place is to be able to get with people. And yeah, overly forward behaviour is pretty damn common in the gay scene, guys and girls included. Though men tend to be the main perpetrators, the gay community in general is an orgy compared to the rest of society.

Back onto Anthony as a whole, though. Looking over all his shit, seems like he was a guy with an interest in games and a little love for the old, offensive humour on the web but lacked any real identity in his life. But his wanting to adopt all these progressive attitudes is pretty much at odds with his core beliefs, and I think deep down he's smart enough to see through a lot of it but too scared to say. Like with all that Zoe Quinn jazz. He just reminds me of the sort of creepy guy who saw lots of women flocking to these feminist ideals and figured 'that's where the woman are at' and tried to get a piece. The vying for attention, the outlandish comments and the canned arguments he isn't fervent enough to defend are just coats over the one defining feature; Anthony's a pretty bland, straight guy who likes games. And instead of trying to become a good writer or introspect, he wants to define himself as a hip progressive guy in the gaming scene when he's just not.

Anthony needs to stop lying to himself, his marriage was unhappy and instead of losing something he defined his bland boring life by, he decided to double down on the fake progressive views and allow his wife to rail other blokes. When he couldn't get a slice for himself he tripled-down and tried dudes, but yet again failed. No wonder she divorced the guy, he's living a fucking lie. I know this post is pretty hefty, and there's a lot to say about the many transparent layers of Anthony Burch but at the end of the day, I don't hate the guy, I just think Anthony Burch is sad. He'd be better off alone and making fun HAWP episodes than surrounded by SJW's who don't care about his opinion because he just parrots what they say and hate him because he's a straight white guy who helps produce games.
 
Yeah, pretty much a lot of what others have said: we've fallen off the progressive stack, having "gotten ours", and it's not so much that we're shouted out as that we've opted out entirely and provide zero signal to their infinite noise. The remainder "cishomos" doing "movement" shit are the freak flag flyers that would happily march with NAMBLA let alone the fiveheads, and the bleeding heart millennial slacktivist types who are inculcated into post-modernist views and revisionist histories (most notable: ignoring that most of the prominent "T"s in important LGBT historical events were actually drag queens and not autogynephiliac Buffalo Bills, but given the troons are into posthumous conversions even more than the Mormons are into posthumous baptisms, no surprise it gets represented that way) but whose main contributions are retweets, shares, and likes.

As for Burch, his great sin is not only being lukewarmly "bisexual", but being not at all attractive while being so. He'd at least get sympathy points if he wasn't a skinnyfat neckbeard that makes twink models look downright ripped and manly. It's a sad truth, but most gay men really only care about your possible switch hitting if you look like somebody they'd play ball with. Be a Burch and nobody cares, be a Matt Bomer and look at the press obsessively sift through your life until you're outed.

edit: made him into a tree by accident, whoops
 
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He just reminds me of the sort of creepy guy who saw lots of women flocking to these feminist ideals and figured 'that's where the woman are at' and tried to get a piece.

I think it might be more that Anthony just has a white knight complex and just desperately wants to be seen as a good progressive guy. Like when he wrote that blog post about shamelessly shoving diversity into Borderlands he seemed overly proud, like "yeah I'm making the world better through my video game writing!"

Before HAWP became as shitty and hamfisted as it is now I went to see a panel they did at PAX in like 2011 and I remember someone asking Anthony's ex-wife who I believe was just his girlfriend at that time what it was like being with the Burch family and she said something about how her actual family being kind of abusive and shitty so they were like the closest thing to a family she's ever had. At the time it seemed like a weirdly overly personal thing for a silly video game comedy panel where they just showed off an NBA Jam parody. Reflecting on it now though it makes me wonder if Anthony got together with his wife as a result of his kind of white knight complex.
 
Reflecting on it now though it makes me wonder if Anthony got together with his wife as a result of his kind of white knight complex.
Probably a combination of his white knighting and her desire for a stable family unit. If her own family situation was shitty I can easily see how she would have been drawn to the Burches; everybody gets along and spends time together and Anthony wasn't a whiny bitch yet. She likely wasn't in love with him, but in love with the safe place the family provided. Anthony was nice to her, which was a new experience and drew her in, but once she developed the self esteem to properly process attention from better men, his time was limited.
 
Anthony needs to stop lying to himself, his marriage was unhappy and instead of losing something he defined his bland boring life by, he decided to double down on the fake progressive views and allow his wife to rail other blokes. When he couldn't get a slice for himself he tripled-down and tried dudes, but yet again failed. No wonder she divorced the guy, he's living a fucking lie. I know this post is pretty hefty, and there's a lot to say about the many transparent layers of Anthony Burch but at the end of the day, I don't hate the guy, I just think Anthony Burch is sad. He'd be better off alone and making fun HAWP episodes than surrounded by SJW's who don't care about his opinion because he just parrots what they say and hate him because he's a straight white guy who helps produce games.

My theory is that after marrying Ashley (not Ashly, which is his sister), Burch realized the marriage wasn't working and figured by making their marriage an open one, he'd be free to get all that sweet, sweet video game groupie poon without guilt. The Burch got hit by reality and found out that even video game groupie girls have standards, and that horny men looking for a one night stand with married women do not. Any other normal person would have put the brakes on the open marriage or gotten a divorce, but he had to double down by declaring himself as "bisexual", and going up a few rungs on the progressive ladder in the process.

Thing is, a lot of people who have had same sex fantasies tend to discover that the fantasy doesn't match the reality. The majority (like Burch) find out that day-dreaming about getting a dick up the ass isn't the same as actually getting a dick up the ass. The majority of these people (unlike Burch) stop referring to themselves as "gay/bi/queer/whatever".
 
Thing is, a lot of people who have had same sex fantasies tend to discover that the fantasy doesn't match the reality. The majority (like Burch) find out that day-dreaming about getting a dick up the ass isn't the same as actually getting a dick up the ass. The majority of these people (unlike Burch) stop referring to themselves as "gay/bi/queer/whatever".
Dingdingding, "a hole is a hole" bi-curiosity tends to end right quick when the hole in question becomes your own. Mr. Burch is too much of a manlet to be anything but "the hole" for pretty much anybody except someone indulging in the most obscure of fetishes ("topped by a skinnyfat neckbearded manlet" being a fairly obscure fetish in that I've never heard of somebody angling for it, but Rule 34 tells us no doubt somebody somewhere is, even if they themselves probably look like Jabba the Hutt).

But he's an ally, guys. An ally!
 
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Thank you assorted homos for your gay feedback. That's actually pretty much exactly what I was looking for.

It also makes me realize that the old stink of SJW-ism is never going to leave me completely. A not-insignificant part of me was convinced that there should be *way* more irate feelings about Burch's literally culturally appropriating the sucking of dick.
 
It also makes me realize that the old stink of SJW-ism is never going to leave me completely. A not-insignificant part of me was convinced that there should be *way* more irate feelings about Burch's literally culturally appropriating the sucking of dick.

I'm sure there are plenty of normal gay people who would be annoyed by it, mostly because realising and coming to terms and being happy with being gay is a big deal for them to see someone like Anthony use it for Poon Points would annoy them. However, the type of people to post here are the type to not give a fuck about being gay/tranny/whatever and would just laugh at Anthony rather than get mad.

Back onto Anthony though, he'll fit right in as a writer at Riot. Whilst League is a MOBA and people don't really care about the story, they at least tried. But a year or so back they scrapped the League of Legends story from League of Legends because it was 'too restricting'. Sperging aside, they basically started writing characters with no purpose other than 'looks cool' and Anthony will be sure to add a lesbian lover to the backstory the second he can.
 
I'm sure there are plenty of normal gay people who would be annoyed by it, mostly because realising and coming to terms and being happy with being gay is a big deal for them to see someone like Anthony use it for Poon Points would annoy them. However, the type of people to post here are the type to not give a fuck about being gay/tranny/whatever and would just laugh at Anthony rather than get mad.

Back onto Anthony though, he'll fit right in as a writer at Riot. Whilst League is a MOBA and people don't really care about the story, they at least tried. But a year or so back they scrapped the League of Legends story from League of Legends because it was 'too restricting'. Sperging aside, they basically started writing characters with no purpose other than 'looks cool' and Anthony will be sure to add a lesbian lover to the backstory the second he can.

League's writing was always complete trash.
 
Making this my first post, part one of many reactions to tonight's events.

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Making this my first post, part one of many reactions to tonight's events.

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What a completely unappreciative cunt.

His dad was in a large percentage of his HAWP videos because the fanbase genuinely liked him and his character. You can see in some videos where they show outtakes that he doesn't fully get the context of his lines but he does them because it's fun and it's helping his kids.

He was also the entire reason Anthony even got into videogames.

 
What a completely unappreciative cunt.

His dad was in a large percentage of his HAWP videos because the fanbase genuinely liked him and his character. You can see in some videos where they show outtakes that he doesn't fully get the context of his lines but he does them because it's fun and it's helping his kids.

He was also the entire reason Anthony even got into videogames.

Anthony Burch fucking wishes he was as funny as his dad. All the best moments of HAWP have always been Poppa Burch lines.
 
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