US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Electric Eye]

I'm still not sure how to react.

 

[Derbydollar]

Lol, Hillary just put her speech off till tomorrow
Campaign is in denial

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

I'm writing my application for Kanye 2020 as we speak.

 

[ColorfulCassowary]

Honestly, I was looking forward to conspiracy theorist tears. SJW tears are good, but they're very common.

 

[Beaniebon]

Podesta just spoke. All he said was "we'll have more to say later" and "clinton won't speak tonight"
Fuck they're doing a recount....

 

[Bass]

She probably is going to pull an all nighter to put together a concession speech. Either that or shes going to beat the shit out of Bill

 

[*Asterisk*]

Lol, Hillary just put her speech off till tomorrow
Campaign is in denial

It's fucking over. She needs to win Arizona at this point.

 

[Spellskite]

I'm not sure how to feel about this. I mean, there's going to be rampant attacks against anyone that voted 3rd party (even though it truly makes no difference, and third party votes were never guaranteed to be "lost" democratic votes, and could have been Trump votes. It's like no one remembers that Gore had 540k+ more votes than Bush in spite of Nader's 2 mil, but still lost in 2000 because the electoral college is bullshit). People are going to complain about how "racist" and "bigoted" America must be, and not consider what people were trying to PREVENT from reaching office. People will cry "sexism!" and "misogyny!". They're going to insist that people are going to die in the streets, and that everyone's going to lose their rights.

Is it more fodder for the Kiwi Farms? Yeah, of course. But it's still gonna be so fucking annoying, and it's going to make all these crying brats feel like they're validated in being complete dicks to people 24/7 over irrelevant shit. The only positive is that many of them are threatening suicide. I know that's awful to even think of as a positive, but what reason have they given anyone to care?

They can cry all they want. Maybe if the DFL had put forth a worthy candidate, they would have gotten more votes.

I think the worst thing we could learn from an election between two disgusting individuals is "Hey maybe we should heap scorn on those who voted for someone else".

 

[ShavedSheep]

HILLARYS TOO MAD TO EVEN GIVE A CONCESSION SPEECH
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[Johnny Bravo]

Podesta just spoke. All he said was "we'll have more to say later" and "clinton won't speak tonight"
Fuck they're doing a recount....

The last time we had a recount 9/11 happened.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

Podesta still says a Clinton victory is possible.

Is this the cue for Sanders supporters to start mocking them over a lack of realism?

 

[Beaniebon]

I wouldn't be shocked if she didn't have a concession speech planned at all.

 

[repentance]

Podesta still says a Clinton victory is possible.

There are 6 states left and Hillary is barely leading in two of them. Trump's leading in the other 4.

 

[*Asterisk*]

The last time we had a recount 9/11 happened.

Tonight is the worst night in the history of the numbers Nine and Eleven.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

I wouldn't be shocked if she didn't have a concession speech planned at all.

Why would she?

"The White House was basically promised!"

 

[Null]

CIVIL WAR

Podesta tells supporters to go home, as Clinton declines to concede

Clinton campaign Chair John Podesta has told supporters at Clinton HQ to go home, saying they won't have anything more to say tonight.

"I can say we can wait a little longer, don't you think?" he said. "They're still counting votes and every vote should count."

"Everyone should head home," he said, before assuring supporters that she is with them.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I'm excited

Not for a Trump win, my guess he'll be a mediocre president at best, but because this is a gaint FUCK YOU to all the powers that be.

They though the MSM could win the election for them, they thought the Wallstreet deep pockets would pull though in the end and it showed in their sneering disregard for Demo voters and the average guy. Who'd a thought telling people that didn't 100% agree with you that they're sexist, racist pigs would ever back-fire?


Well FUCK the DNC, FUCK Cunton and really FUCK the MSM who are the biggest losers tonight. Any credibility they had with both the public and the polti-cats is gone!

God-damn!

The schadenfreude is fucking delicous!

 

[CWCchange]

"Go home. We didn't budget to rent the hall into the morning," is what John Podesta implied.

The fact the Clinton camp chose the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center, which Trump pitched in the 70s, was clearly to insult him assuming she won. It seems that has turned inside out.

 

[Beaniebon]

 

[ShavedSheep]

11/9/2016 THE SALTIEST RECORDED DAY IN CUCKOLD HISTORY