Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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He managed to almost meet (and has since surpassed) Vito's campaign in under 24 hours, with a new character his fans only sorta know, on the first day of a weeks long campaign. Truly a huge win for the Dick crew...somehow?

Dick is literally doing the "Posted X minutes ago and no views? They fell off" meme to try and scrounge in the mud for even a lowercase W to try and balance out his week full of L's.
When the Yaira trailer was released which was mediocre and Eric July's fan didn't really like it, Juju and Vaedophile had to html edit to turn the obviously over 200k viewership to 4500. Juju in particular coped about the release time which was 0:00 something, because apparently it's midnight in the entire world as it was in his shithole known as Los Angeles.

They're just that desperate and pathetic.
 
Great, now let's see the comics Vaedophile and EVS produced. Do they have anything to show?
Vito’s comic that’s half a year late is about at the same amount of sales, and EVS’s newest comic that will never come out that he released about a month ago has less sales.

So Eric still blew them both out of the water. And it’s just the first day.
 
Great, now let's see the comics Vaedophile and EVS produced. Do they have anything to show?
Yeah but it’s Day 1 and Eric July is already losing money. Ackackackackack

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Yeah but it’s Day 1 and Eric July is already losing money. Ackackackackack

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So he's more or less projected to recoup his operating costs in 3-4 days and then gets to keep all the promo materials associated with the IP to promote further books? And the profit on top of that?

Sounds about SOP for any business worth a shit, not that daxipad would know how that works, he can't even cook a steak.
 
He sounds like such a Karen. 100 grand in the first day and Dax is trying to spin it as a flop.
In anyone elses case I'd call that seething.
In Dax's case I think "frustrated JuJu mooing" is more accurate.

How much did Vedo's book make again?
Oh right.
But surely a comic industry veteran like Van Sciver has...
Oh right.

JuJu and his Dick Watchers eat shit again.
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Great now let’s see Vito’s comic numbers
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The last time they broke 7k views was when they clickbaited Keemstar in a thumbnail months ago. Also, the thumbnail for this video of Chris Gesualdi deliberately buying lolicon has retard-tier typos in it:

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Another glaring issue with this video: CringleJingle doesn't die a painful death. Hopefully they fix that next time.
 
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These faggots really don't have anything besides copying Eric and his followers. These are grown ass adults copying his logo, his name, and now his followers name and getting 0 attention in return. This is beyond goofy. Message to Juju's orbiters but i think it's too late for them:
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Dax couldn't come up with a show concept or even an original name for his show. Title of his book. Even the miserable sterile man-armed woman he lives with was Maddox's first. The loser's whole life is copy and pasted from other people. Even Vito has more creativity but is made to bend to Dax's insistence that Maddox's ideas are just too superior to anything either of them could come up with.
 
Dax couldn't come up with a show concept or even an original name for his show. Title of his book. Even the miserable sterile man-armed woman he lives with was Maddox's first. The loser's whole life is copy and pasted from other people. Even Vito has more creativity but is made to bend to Dax's insistence that Maddox's ideas are just too superior to anything either of them could come up with.
Even when he does something first (he beat the Bum Fights guy to trolling Dr. Phil by about a year) he still gets outshined. Beeson is still the GOAT Dr. Phil troll

 
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Even when he does something first (he beat the Bum Fights guy to trolling Dr. Phil by about a year) he still gets outshined. Beeson is still the GOAT Dr. Phil troll

that will forever be the best troll in television history. you can see in Dr Phil's eyes that he was 100% correct and had no right to try and make them seem like bad people when he profits off of others misery himself. also Bumfights was hilarious. RIP Rufus
 
Great, now let's see the comics Vaedophile and EVS produced. Do they have anything to show?
Vaedophile has a few playlists, some plushy toys, & some pogs iirc. No book out though, just merch. It also took him about a year to hit 100k. He and Daxipad are such losers they have to lie. It’s honestly pathetic.
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I think it’s sus that whoever made ^ this for TBPITU didn’t use a real to life imagery of Daxipad while using real to life imagery of the Vaedophile. The Juju model is way too thin, and didn’t even have his face. I did what I could with a faulty product, which is more than D & V can say. As for EVS, no one expects anything but sour grapes from him, despite the fact that he can draw. He’s too busy becoming the Grand Dragon of ComicsGate to do any work on comics.
 
I legitimately think if Eric July went on a 'boasting about getting Riley locked up' tour that it would increase his sales.
The problem with that is that youd be giving these people attention. Eric July is doing basically all you can do when youre being harassed by a man that pimps out retarded women, defends pedophiles, gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow named juju, and sends people to their events and places of work to fuck with them; ignore, document, then take legal action on advice of counsel.

This time dax wont have a lolsuit, he'll have a proper lawsuit bearing down on his head by a guy way wealthier, more connected, more likeable, and more aggrieved than maddox ever was.
 
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