Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

[anliteralidiot]

What do you think it's named? Swollen and metastasizing

Swellin' and Yellin'

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I like to think that it's actually her twin and it hates her. It sings about hate when she's relaxing so she tries to drown it out by running water.

its actually her sister she complains about in those livejournal posts

 

[ASeabear8952]

are we sure the goiter is not sentient like some form of parasitic twin?

It’s like Peter Griffin’s twin Chip.

 

[lezbreal]

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

It’s like Peter Griffin’s twin Chip.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Its like I was channeling adult swim. But yes, that's exactly what she has growing in her chicken wattle. It's why she smokes so much... smokin' fer 2. And when she talks about a threesome with Josh? Bingo. Toothed and hairy. Naked and laughing.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

I’m just here waiting for the Naked and Drowning Whitney Houston impersonation

 

[ibeatmywife]

I’m just here waiting for the Naked and Drowning Whitney Houston impersonation

American History X curbstomp scene except instead of nigger its NAL.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

The other day when she was trying to get Cobes to call her, people were saying that she said she doesn't know his address. Does anyone know if that's true? I'm not completely fluent in bog hag.

 

[ibeatmywife]

The other day when she was trying to get Cobes to call her, people were saying that she said she doesn't know his address. Does anyone know if that's true? I'm not completely fluent in bog hag.

Big if true, would add some credit to the theory clint said no way she coming back.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Getting this from JM's YouTube, but the troll that NAL posted may have just been a cameo person who wasn't trolling. They might not have ever even talked to NAL.

 

[lezbreal]

Getting this from JM's YouTube, but the troll that NAL posted may have just been a cameo person who wasn't trolling. They might not have ever even talked to NAL.
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When you give a neutral review on Cobes' cameo business, you fuck around with NAL's future treasure fund.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Getting this from JM's YouTube, but the troll that NAL posted may have just been a cameo person who wasn't trolling. They might not have ever even talked to NAL.
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This is great, it's like when Patrick Tomlinson got in a fight with some black lady who left a bad review for his airbnb.

 

[lezbreal]

This is great, it's like when Patrick Tomlinson got in a fight with some black lady who left a bad review for his airbnb.

except this isn't even her airbnb... yet

 

[Crab Latte]

She's live. bitching and moaning about idk what. Someone STOLE the cord to her ring light now she cant use it. Now she's pissed and leaving.



Edited to add: she was mad SOMEONE used the canned tuna in water that SHE BOUGHT and left her with only tuna in oil. THE AUDACITY!

 

[anliteralidiot]

She's live. bitching and moaning about idk what. Someone STOLE the cord to her ring light now she cant use it. Now she's pissed and leaving.

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Edited to add: she was mad SOMEONE used the canned tuna in water that SHE BOUGHT and left her with only tuna in oil. THE AUDACITY!

JM doesn't even have a members-only restream...must be dire boring.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I’m just here waiting for the Naked and Drowning Whitney Houston impersonation

You must be, since you’ve written the same thing twice in 2 days.

Edited to add: she was mad SOMEONE used the canned tuna in water that SHE BOUGHT and left her with only tuna in oil. THE AUDACITY!

Does she not know that the tuna in oil tastes better?

I’m sorry, I just realized any girl dating Cobes probably wouldn’t have taste buds. My bad.

 

[UncommonParlence]

You must be, since you’ve written the same thing twice in 2 days.


Does she not know that the tuna in oil tastes better?

I’m sorry, I just realized any girl dating Cobes probably wouldn’t have taste buds. My bad.

After felating the cursed cobra I'm surprised she can even eat. Actually, if she can stomach Cobeson's green goblin she can stomach any fucking thing. Hahahahaha, yesssssth. I digress...

 

[anliteralidiot]

After felating the cursed cobra I'm surprised she can even eat. Actually, if she can stomach Cobeson's green goblin she can stomach any fucking thing. Hahahahaha, yesssssth. I digress...

Her thyroid is already trying to strangle her, so it's not just the Cobra Cum.

 

[PuppyTeeth]

why the fuck would she do this cameo looking like that? Why is she this way? clip from her cameo page, I would never