Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Uncle Buck]

There once was a faggot called pat
Whose wife took groid farts in her twat
His bitch-tits persistent
His career non-existent
Also did I mention? HES FAT

Shakespearian.

 

[Judge Holden]

Out of boredom I ran his latest xeet through a hypertranslator (i.e. google translates a bunch of times to get a funny-bad translation) and amusingly enough the end result is objectively better written and ends with a far superior parting shot.



"ENJOY YOUR PRISON!" is just straight up Skelator cheese. Sad how even a retarded computer scramble can write better than the pig

I mean hell I can run a 13 fold translation and the end result is still better than pig slop

 

[Procrastinhater]

Is this the first time fats acknowledges that Toiletson is pretending to be his shitter? Before he's just called him Prongay iirc.

The ridiculousness of arguing with your own toilet is something that would make most people cringe and take a long hard look at what the fuck has gone wrong with their life but Rick just keeps soldiering on, the most dedicated clown in the Rodeo.
Just like dear old Dad.

 

[Judge Holden]

Dangit, tried to get some AI video fodder for Fatrick Scat porn and wound up summoning the pig's mexican stunt double from the Tomlinson Multiverse

 

[Procrastinhater]

Bzzz. Wrong again child.
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Missed opportunity to put Pat in the background chasing those kids, stalker.

Enjoy Prison.

 

[Summer of George]

tried to get some

Fatrick Scat porn

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

"No Stalker child, we did NOT have gay sex, pegging me is reserved for my wife"



Just imagine Rick holding his phone sideways as he takes a picture of the fucking snacks at the bar counter while people are enjoying eachother's company, meanwhile Rick is angerly typing on his phone with one finger to his toilet on Twitter while waiting for his meatloaf.

Spoiler: shitty snack

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Just imagine Rick holding his phone sideways as he takes a picture of the fucking snacks at the bar counter while people are enjoying eachother's company, meanwhile Rick is angerly typing on his phone with one finger to his toilet on Twitter while waiting for his meatloaf.
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Now I know Pat's a retard. Chex Mix is a hundred times better.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

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He could have lead with how the snack is a Milwaukee original but insted - racism! Somehow salty spiced bread is racist.

Coulda made a comment about Trump and MKE being horrible while mentioning the product. But no, he goes for race in one of America's most segregated cities.

 

[Thé au lait]

"ENJOY YOUR PRISON!" is just straight up Skelator cheese. Sad how even a retarded computer scramble can write better than the pig

I mean hell I can run a 13 fold translation and the end result is still better than pig slop

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What does it mean by "undefined" and where the hell in that chain did Google decide to specify copyright?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Does this mean he's been misclassified as a pig man? Maybe closer to some sort of manatee man?

A lolcow and a seacow? Fatrick is something that defies all rational sensibility. God bless him for keeping Milwaukee fresh on the Farms.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

A lolcow and a seacow? Fatrick is something that defies all rational sensibility. God bless him for keeping Milwaukee fresh on the Farms.

People keep saying that they're seeing Steller's sea cow still alive and well but scientists wont go and check those sightings out. I don't know why. There's evidence right here that they still exist. Just several thousand miles away from where they should be.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I had Pat "Nooo child"ing Josiah on a loop as my ring tone but I've had to change it because one of the guys was in my office when it went off and he asked me

"why do you have soundclips from a gay porn as your ring tone?"

So I had to explain Pat and his troubles, Norm/11, him paying 83K for losing a lawsuit, and of course his obsession with the assassin Bob Gayporn.
We have a new Pat Poster.

So......the pig is now explicitly threatening literal fucking babies with prison
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Cant exactly say im shocked at this point...

EDIT: AND WE GOT ANNUDAH FAT-FINGER TYPHO FOR THE COLLECTION
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I have to defend the Pig here. Pat has the same phone as me (I know its a source of shame) and I constantly make that same typo, the space bar is in a different place to my previous phone screen so when I type fast I end up hitting the n button instead of space all the time.

Badgers pics always cheer me up, I don't know why they make Pat so angry.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Speaking of, the FBI had a podcast about timeshares in Mexico. Imagine if Pat got roped in by the Mexican cartels.

I wonder where felony toilet impersonation fits in relation to $300 million dollar fraud that costs elderly folks their entire pensions and life savings

 

[AutoClownMaker]

A lolcow and a seacow? Fatrick is something that defies all rational sensibility. God bless him for keeping Milwaukee fresh on the Farms.

An escapee from a Milwaukee restaurant no doubt.

https://www.wuwm.com/regional/2018-01-26/dining-with-dolphins-remembering-milwaukees-most-unusual-restaurant

 

[Sneak Deadly Gangster]

God bless him for keeping Milwaukee fresh on the Farms.

We all share that duty, and I give Fatricia credit for pulling her weight.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh we got some fine ass oinking today...


You guys think that once Patthicc instantly immobilizes a stalkerchild as he so often declares, that he will then immediately shriek about being swatted when the servile Milwaukee PD come to pick up the rapscallion on his orders?


Sometimes I genuinely wonder how the fuck fatrick is even real


True to pappy tomlinson's legacy, Pig declares he is able to take multiple large men at a time


ACT OF ATHLETICISM


I am unironically wondering now how long it will be till porknipples begins interrogating prospective airBNB renters

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

I am unironically wondering now how long it will be till porknipples begins interrogating prospective airBNB renters

Just imagine how Patrick would react if his AirBnB renters were ultra MAGA conservatives who came in wearing MAGA hats to stay at his house waiting to go to the next Donald Trump rally in Wisconsin. We all know he would gladly beat up women if they support "Orange Cheeto Hitler"

 

[Maude Snew]

Just imagine how Patrick would react if his AirBnB renters were ultra MAGA conservatives who came in wearing MAGA hats to stay at his house waiting to go to the next Donald Trump rally in Wisconsin. We all know he would gladly beat up women if they support "Orange Cheeto Hitler"

Yeah he'd hide on his fart couch, under his fart blanket, and quietly seethe until they're gone, then he'll make up some dumb story about standing up to the chuds similar to the ones he's told before about the bar fights he got into to soothe his fragile ego. Shit beer and bar food consumption will go up by 500% and he'll grow another chin.

 

[Judge Holden]

So apparently when a stalkerchild is sent to enjoy prison, all their property is transferred to fatrick

Gawd I fucking hope when he finally snaps completely he goes full SovCit because holy fucking jesus will it be cash to see him try to implement pig law on the world around him