Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Kees H]

Austin wants to fuck a dude and get off? Hmm

 

[Avenue]

Even while reading chat and hitting the vape, there is one thing on his mind, big wins.

 

[Punished Neco]

Pattern recognition is kicking in with his historic run ups.

Bossman wins $55k on Keno, plays Keno for weeks.
Bossman runs up ~$65k on Coinflip, Mines and Dice, cycles between those 3 games on stream every few minutes for weeks.
Bossman runs up $200k solely on Dice, Dice has been the screenending thumbnail for every stream since.

I hope you all like Dice, we're not escaping this game for at least 2 months.

 

[toiletpump]

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did he fucking choke on his sandwitch? that looks paingful

 

[Kees H]

Austin flexing his flexible keyboard sent to him by someone, and announcing he's smart and bought two keyboards this time, to be prepared.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Shuffle Wager Update

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An average of a $256 bet every 20 seconds since joining.

 

[August Levasseur]

I put together an excel sheet covering Bossman's transaction history from the time he started using this wallet (~a month or two ago) until now

Key Takeaways:
The total profit that Bossman made from his recent gambling adventure is ~$33k, which, combined with his final wallet balance of $0.29 (RIP), means that he wasn't completely BSing about paying off his debts or withdrawing money to his bank account. However, he also received some considerable number of a token that Etherscan marked as "having a poor reputation," so it's likely that at least some of that money went to scammers. I removed those tokens from the analysis, as I doubt whatever amount he still has is worth anything.

 

[toiletpump]

Austin flexing his flexible keyboard sent to him by someone, and announcing he's smart and bought two keyboards this time, to be prepared.


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he looks high as shit

 

[Internet Wizard]

If BMJ were to use a gambling site with a literal 0% winrate, how long would it take for him to realize that?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Carpet glassed
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He just chucks it into a corner of his room, he doesn't even bother putting the glass in the trash. He'll step on that same piece of glass again in no time

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

However, he also received some considerable number of a token that Etherscan marked as "having a poor reputation," so it's likely that at least some of that money went to scammers. I removed those tokens from the analysis, as I doubt whatever amount he still has is worth anything.

That was probably the "Shibasso" token that he was shilling briefly. I think this was given to him by the token creator in exchange for shilling it.

 

[Blackstar]

We've really entered a new era now. The 200k win and loss has fried his brain to the extreme. Even though he's been progressively getting more and more reckless with each new peak he's now in ultra retard reckless betting mode, constantly betting large fractions of his balance on dice in attempts to win repeatedly and get up fat real quick. Like mentioned before he's addicted to high risk high reward betting and now it's worse than ever before.

 

[Law]

He'll step on that same piece of glass again in no time

Carpet is rigged.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

The tax debate is settled. Ratdad did his taxes and he owes barely anything

 

[toiletpump]

The tax debate is settled. Ratdad did his taxes and he owes barely anything
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fucking rats, mind your own business.

 

[lol cow supreme]

The tax debate is settled. Ratdad did his taxes and he owes barely anything
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Austin's dad also did YOUR MOM! Doesnt mean they did them correctly.

He said he owed hardly anything... I wonder if he gave ol' Biden a crytpo juicer? Or did they just mail a regular check. I would love to see the questions of Austin'd dad this next year "OK Austin, what about the 200K how much of that did you lose? Do you have any receipts for business expenses? What about your shoes those are video background right? Now on line 420 how much did you spend from your donations and winnings on crack?

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

His finances are none of your business, fucking weirdos. However, he'd really appreciate it if you could juice him up, he's down BAD, dawg, he has not a penny to his name.

 

[Kees H]

Rat dad comes in to inform Derrick arrived. And Austin's cunning plan by moving his cam to hide the n1gg3rh4t3r donos gets felted by Derrick.

 

[Billy Bong]

Austin goes nuclear on his ex-janny and ex-gay lover papaonwings after this chat message (screenshot courtesy of @Avenue):

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Bossman gets based about "dem greedy motherfuckers", I can only assume he's referring to the jews, and that he wants power, but a different kind of power. Crack power, I guess.

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That was his #1 sweeper. Amazing.
Bridges are rats! Burn them all!

 

[Gooby]

Shitposts aside I wouldn't be surprised if we see a 1 mil gamba sesh at some point assuming Austin doesn't OD in the forseeable future. Of course he won't cash it out because why stop at 1 mil when you can go for 2 mil?

It's extremely unlikely, even the 200K runup is something you wouldn't expect to happen even once a year even at Austin's constant gambling rate. Just by the house edge, any time you want to double money in gambling the odds have to be below 50%, and doubling it over and over makes it less and less likely. He doesn't play any sort of lotto game where he can turn $100 into a million by sheer random luck, even the digital slot machines all have specific max wins that you cannot pass no matter what.

If he chucked a full weekly $8000 on a single Keno bet and got 1000X that's still not quite to 1M. And that's not a 1% chance, it's a 0.00000012% chance. That's close to 1 in 10 million odds. If he tried that every week for the rest of his life it's still insanely unlikely to happen once. The only way I imagine it happening is if someone donates an absurd amount like 100K and he gambles that in massive bets, and it would still require huge luck.