Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[Rap Scallion]

This election was an exhausting mess and I'm glad this phase is over, whatever number it is. I feel like a lot of the white-guilt crytyping shitfests happening are a result of people being genuinely uninformed with how politics actually work/having an understanding of stuff based entirely on fearmongering tactics. Also, drama. I would guess that a lot of (maybe majority) people fail to realize how each section of the government actually functions in relation to other sections as well as what things can be changed/repealed/whatever through country/state/so-on jurisdiction.

But choosing to educate yourself is a choice, I guess, so whatever. Asking people to use google and actually learn something outside of a school environment is clearly too much effort. I want to stay up and see how crazy shit gets in real time but damn I'm sleepy.

 

[Jaiman]

This user can sproute a lot of salt tbh.

Also my friend made jokes about anti-Trump faggots threatening suicide when Trump was clearly in the lead. People were triggered.

 

[GZ 004]

I posted this in the election day thread but it has to be seen again.

Maxofs2d tears are especially refreshing

 

[ShavedSheep]

 

[OtterParty]

can we unlock my chris speculation thread now that it happened just like i said it would @Clown Doll fuck you i didnt deserve the dynastia ban

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

All the people who used to smugly proclaim their love for straight white male tears are now sobbing wrecks in the fetal position. Regardless of your political views, you gotta love it.

 

[*Asterisk*]

can we unlock my chris speculation thread now that it happened just like i said it would @Clown Doll fuck you i didnt deserve the dynastia ban

Only if you get to be our new mod.

 

[OtterParty]

Only if you get to be our new mod.

i volunteer

i'll even do it for free

 

[Kumquat]

Geez, that Bob Chipman guy is REALLY losing his shit. More like Bob Chimpman amirite? Anyone? Anyone?

I'll just show myself out...

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

... The impossible happened.

I read a thread and smiled tonight. The salt... 'tis beautiful. I have never seen so many people triggered at a single moment. And they won't realize they can't get into Canada until it is too late.

 

[muina]

 

[Schnookums]

oh thanks god

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Entertainment weekly has an article about celebs' reactions. These tweets are saltier than the Dead Sea (expect for Kristen Bell's).

http://archive.is/Dhwz8

These should be in the random text:

Emmy-winner Sarah Paulson found solace in gripping her Clinton doll. “I’ve got you and I’m not letting go. @HillaryClinton,” she wrote.

lenadunham@ladygaga let me into her vagina for safety when I cried. And that's beautiful.

Spoiler: Screencaps and Archive links

http://archive.is/JPSaN

https://archive.is/mI4EO

https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

http://archive.is/2hhPP

Never forget to Archive, people!

 

[Beaniebon]

Last time this happened, we had the bloodiest war in american history. Please stop. These liberal hippies ain't about to fight shit.

 

[Mike "Bubbles" Smith]

I posted this in the election day thread but it has to be seen again.

Maxofs2d tears are especially refreshing

lmfao this is the guy who cries about sexism in video games while making mods for TF2 featuring sexy busty Pyro

 

[magikarp]

Aww but California can't secede, how will I salt my fries?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[LillyTheBestGirl]

I'm 100% sure that this constant bashing on people and calling them racist and bigots is the reason behind Trump's victory. Who knew that people can fight back, right?
Anyway, those liberal tears are delicious.

 

[Professor Iris]

I have unfollowed 20 people on tumblr because it was getting more annoying than funny at a certain point
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.....being more annoying than funny is basically what Tumblr is, by default.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

So now that Trump has officially won, I can imagine social media will be completely uninhabitable for the rest of the week.