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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,392
Only interesting part of this one for me was how hot and hard the flame on his grill was going, like good lord dude its not gonna come back to life you can take your time with it.
You don't understand. Fatty needs his food cooked as soon as possible, as he needs to eat meat NOW.

Seriously, this is why his shit is always burnt on the outside and raw in the center. It's also the same reason he constantly burns his mouth on camera. The fat fuck has no patience and tries to cook and then eat everything as quickly as possible. This is the same fat fuck that has talked about on camera, how he needs to feel physically full of food or he's still "hungry".

It's also funny how you can actually see that the shit stuck to the grates is on fire, rather than any cooking flame.
 
Or you know, you just need to take more than one pill for what ails you.

And knowing Fatty he needs to take a handful of pills every day.
I can totally accept that Jack's probably fallen into the medication carousel, constantly chasing his tail taking drugs with dubious side effects to suppress the side effects of other drugs he's taking, but would you believe it my sympathy in this instance is nonexistent after all he's done to ensure he got to this place in life despite all the warnings and advice and opportunities he had.
 
Can anyone give a rundown of what this guy's proximity to Jack is and why? A streamer I watch that also hate watches Jack said something along the lines of "you're also a fat old man, congratulations he's very owned that you're hanging out with him pretending to be his friend."
You mean Rob? He seems to be a low-key troll who pokes fun at Fatty for the hell of it and he seemingly also not only makes food you'd like to try but enjoys life, is a fun guy to be around and has a loving wife. In other words he's the anti-Jack.

He's gurgling and bordering on a death rattle.
The beginnings of the video he sounded terrible. Mushing his words and just dropping off what he was saying.

I can totally accept that Jack's probably fallen into the medication carousel, constantly chasing his tail taking drugs with dubious side effects to suppress the side effects of other drugs he's taking, but would you believe it my sympathy in this instance is nonexistent after all he's done to ensure he got to this place in life despite all the warnings and advice and opportunities he had.
We're all in that boat. If he died tomorrow due to his many many illnesses and health issues caused by overeating we'd all say, "finally".
 
That was even more shit that I was expecting. No into or unboxing (I wonder why), vid just cuts in with him ranting about the read I/O panel cover with zero context, 60% of the video is him just talking about how it looks good when just on a loop installing stuff. Oh and the snap cut to the TV 'finally being done' and it's still loading shit but it's noticably darker out.

Not even getting into the bunker fuel caked to his grill, you could run a super-freighter on that shit.
 
Why does this thing even exist? I hope it explodes. I have never thought to myself "a waterproof TV, that's what I need for my backyard".
What a sack of lazy useless shit.
They're nice if you entertain a lot and have a gazebo grill and bar area to put it. None of which pertain to Jack.
Here's a good example of where 99.9% of people who have them, put them.
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