Trashfire MNPublicRecords CHIPS file on Rekieta's 9-year-old testing positive for cocaine - All parties are assumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

[Thé au lait]

According to Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita, prepubescent girls (aka nymphetes) have a kind of "mesh" you'd find on peach fruit.

>he memorized shit from Lolita
I'm getting a strange feeling that you really are the ghost of Tel Aviv

One of the weirdest things to me is Nick still going to church even though he doesn’t actually believe in it and seems to hate organized religion. Maybe his kids begged him to go? Maybe he couldn’t take the ego blow if not being there as the “head” of his family.

It's either part of his larp or he thought it would ingratiate him to the community, I'd stake money on one of those

What’s going on here? Is it the amount of new users shitting this thread up, or is it just proof that Rekieta turns everything into shit?

Personally I've viewed him for years as just the creepy noseberg lawyer who larps as a "tRaD Christian" (in other words, generic to the point of being forgettable). Once kids get involved then people get pissed off, as they should.

Thinking Nick has always been some moustache twirling super villain waiting to do a heel turn all his life is just fucking retarded.

There's no way I'm the only one who's thought since before the balldo saga that there was something very off about him

 

[Journoscum]

LIVE FOOTAGE OF NICK REKIETA'S 9 YEAR OLD CHILD SPRINKLING COKE ON THEIR FAVORITE RAISIN BRAN CEREAL :

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When I thought of this retarded scenario, that's exactly what came to mind.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Apologies if post is formatted in a way that's a lil shit to read through, it's just easier to go over each allegation this way.

He tried to have a sex dungeon built next to their bedrooms.

This is retarded balldo behaviour, it just communicates that he doesn't give a fuck whether the kids are "in the way", and will expose them to the degeneracy of the cult traphouse because only Scandinavian prude kids would complain about BASED libertine behaviour. Which is almost as horrifying as being a paedo.

He started making pedophilia jokes all the time including jokes about his own children.

That's suspect, but I can't call him a paedo based on only that. For all I know he's trying to be a "comedian" like his hero diddler dax through the multiple substance haze. If anything he would probably have said something along the lines of Digi's "yeah I love gooning to lolicon" if fucking children really was on his mind, given how high and disinhibited he's been lately.

He had a polycule and it sounded like he was basically trying to start a cult.

Degenerate, manipulative, narcissistic - par for the course with Nick, but irrelevant in this case. You qualified your statement with an "usually". I'm looking at Nick's behaviour, and I can almost 100% tell you that he isn't fucking his kids. I'll gladly eat my words if I'm wrong, but I'm just not seeing it.

Well at least he doesn't pal around with anyone who openly groomed their stepdaughter into sex or anything like that.

That I can agree with, that's a massive red flag right there. Nick hanging out with Drexel shows that he doesn't give a shit about grooming, but to be fair that could be Nick just failing to have any empathy for any human being who's not Nicholas Robert Rekieta. For all we know, in Nick's fucked up NPD lawyer brain he just looked at Drexel's shit, said "this is all bullshit, and anyone who believes it is a bootlicker", then chose to ignore it.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

So the document indicates the oldest Rekieta child, a boy who is approximately 16, was not present in the home when the search warrant was executed.

You may recall that the oldest child has been made the scapegoat by the balldowashers because he should've "stepped up" so his parents could have a polycule party. I wonder what the likelihood is that the 16 y/o was not at home when this happened because he actually had a job? Time may or may not tell.

 

[feral cat #6385]

When they say "not me," you say "would you like some?"

Oh behave!

Ty for the info about the 'worst day', I wasn't following Balldo back then, I had just seen other people speculate about it before. I didn't realise that it was such a turning point for him.

The worst day was the tipping point. When he came back from Hedonism II, he wasn't the same.

Do I think he's some arch vilian? Not really, but I think he's a shitty person and an even shittier parent because he chose coke and cooming over his kids. It's super fucked to subject children and teenagers to the kind of shit Nick and crew were doing in their little drug den. I think the only thing that stopped him from going full balldo mode sooner was the lack of money and fame. He's just a spoiled trust fund kid who was able to keep the "loving family man" up for a couple years, the way he talked about our wife's body being trashed was pretty indicative of him looking to trade up at least since Jewsh was still going on his show pretty regularly.

If Nick ever had a spark of goodness is academic and no longer matters. The only place for him now is dead or behind bars. Redemption not possible. I hope Nick reads this. You're done. There's no way out. No matter what you do you will be remembered as a drug addict, an alcoholic and a child abuser. Hopefully the police gave you back your guns. You can decorate that awful Joker painting with what's left of your grey matter. No time like the present Nicky. Get on with it.

Maybe he's hoping for a Keith Raniere situation, in which all the women in the cult gather outside the prison and engage in dance routines to boost his morale?

I can already see Sally78 shaking her ass thong towards the prison complex in solidarity.

"Like, oh my God, Nick was like wrongfully convicted, and...like... things and stuff!"

Speaking of Sally, is there any funny shit from her lately? I need a pallet cleanser from all this dark shit. Last time she was talking about the kid's CLOTHS. It's not Nick's fault they don't have clean CLOTHS. That's why the house is so messy, I guess. You need them CLOTHS for cleaning. Lol.

You know what you have to do @Captain Manning. You need take one to the team to seduce Sally Leather, breaking Nick's heart and accelerating his downward spiral pining about the wine mom that got away. Paying him back in kind for what he tried to do to you.

As far as I'm concerned, her reducing herself to sending old lady feet pics to Drexel will always be her legacy. Lol

Eww. Old woman feet are gross and boney. And her toes are probably all fucked up and pushed to the side with that big bump thing from wearing high heels for 70 years.

He should show those incel prudes what's what, do a few lines and slam some $200 whiskey and give them what for. Just curse all these fuckers out because he ain't no bootlicker.

Really man. We need a Cokestream II. The more booze and drug fueled rackets, the funnier the chat is. It's great. It's like MST3K.

Anything and everything Nick is just plain ol narcissism. It's not rocket science, man. He didn't diddle his kids, he really just didn't give enough of a fuck about how his drug use impacted them,

It's pretty bad that we are down to, "Well at least he didn't fuck his kids."

(cue the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia opening)

 

[AnOminous]

It's pretty bad that we are down to, "Well at least he didn't fuck his kids."

And even worse that someone could actually rate that without even shitrating.

 

[CarlKingofDucks]

I want Law and Crime to livestream the trial online for maximum lols.

Imagine if legal eagle started giving hot takes. Nick might actually have an aneurism and die.

 

[Captain Manning]

You know what you have to do @Captain Manning. You need take one to the team to seduce Sally Leather, breaking Nick's heart and accelerating his downward spiral pining about the wine mom that got away. Paying him back in kind for what he tried to do to you.

Eat shit. No. I have standards. Lol.

Ask @Fapcop. That sounds like it's more up his ally.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Eat shit. No. I have standards. Lol.

Ask @Fapcop. That sounds like it's more up his ally.

No I wouldn't wish Fapcop on anybody.

And even worse that someone could actually rate that without even shitrating.

"Well at least he didn't fuck the little dog. Sure, he made Kayla fuck the dog but that's less bad."

 

[Fapcop]

That I can agree with, that's a massive red flag right there. Nick hanging out with Drexel shows that

Hate to break it to you, but Drexel has never been anything more than a very small sideshow or blind alley in the Rekieta saga.

Farmers love to sperg about Drex because:

A: It’s funny to think of Nick or Kayla getting fucked by a black bull, and

B: They get to virtue signal about grooming.

In reality they barely see each other, and the few times they do and Nick gets to show off his black friend (when WAS the last time Drex was on? Like a year ago?!) it’s a webcam deal only.

(Notice btw, that even Drex is steering way clear of Nick lately. Rekieta has gotten too toxic for him, and that says a lot.)

Eat shit. No. I have standards. Lol.

Ask @Fapcop. That sounds like it's more up his ally.

Fuck no, I hate feet! I may be a thirsty fucker, who can think of nothing better than have April and Kayla sit on my face, but I’m not a complete degenerate.

 

[AnOminous]

No I wouldn't wish Fapcop on anybody.

"Well at least he didn't fuck the little dog. Sure, he made Kayla fuck the dog but that's less bad."

He fucked that dog. The dog dumped him. That's why he was talking about that retarded, shitty dog like a jilted lover on that stream where he picked it up, with obvious hatred on his face.

I'm pretty sure he has always fucked tiny little pug dogs with his minuscule limp penis.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

They probably put it in something sweet that kids enjoy, like soda. I could see Nick putting it in Coca Cola and finding it funny. I just don't buy that Nick is just regularly misplacing hundreds of dollars of cocaine that he seems to meticulously keep track of. Yeah, the bullet fell out of his pocket at Aaron's house, but the bullet is for travel use. They kept and used the cocaine in the master bedroom. The cops didn't find drugs around the house. Only in the master bedroom where the Qover would spend all their time. They probably told her it was medicine or vitamins or something like that. We know Nick believes in the medicinal use of cocaine. I don't think he gave it to her out of a place of malice. He probably believes his own horseshit and thought he was helping. He's not exactly a rational person.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He fucked that dog. The dog dumped him. That's why he was talking about that retarded, shitty dog like a jilted lover on that stream where he picked it up, with obvious hatred on his face.

I'm pretty sure he has always fucked tiny little pug dogs with his minuscule limp penis.

Back on the Fucked Company 1,000 years ago I made a copy pasta about some asshole executive I didn't like getting fucked by a small dog, swallowing the dog's ejaculate, doing drugs and beating the dog half to death. Can't fully remember it. Would apply perfectly to current year Nick Rekieta.

YE GODS I WAS FUNNY BACK THEN!

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

>Nick Rekieta can still win

Ty Beard, go home. Spend time with your grandkids and adult children.

I don’t think they use Labcorp. I think it’s a state run crime lab that’s more concerned with convictions than profits

And this whole thing with the kid testing positive could turn out to be a mistake and Nick would still be fucked due to all the other charges.

 

[AnOminous]

They probably put it in something sweet that kids enjoy, like soda. I could see Nick putting it in Coca Cola and finding it funny. I just don't buy that Nick is just regularly misplacing hundreds of dollars of cocaine that he seems to meticulously keep track of.

Meticulously keep track of? Are you fucking kidding me? Aaron said he just randomly threw a coke bullet in the cushions of a couch in his house, containing what would be a fatal overdose of a kid who got into it.

This absolutely out of control fuckup just had cocaine everywhere, all over the place, that's probably how the nine year old got into it.

 

[PhoBingas]

(Notice btw, that even Drex is steering way clear of Nick lately. Rekieta has gotten too toxic for him, and that says a lot.)

From my understanding of the lore, Drex was always straight-edge, or at least didn't do or like drugs. I figure Rackets doing blow probably left a bad taste in his mouth. I wouldn't blame somebody for not wanting to associate with a cokehead.

 

[TheClappening]

Imagine if legal eagle started giving hot takes. Nick might actually have an aneurism and die.

Fuck that. Imagine it's the legally-minded from the weeb wars saga that Nick made lots of money to mock live commented on his trial. Douchette, Lemwaaah, Two-Ton, Dumbford. Good lord.

 

[GotMail_2000]

It's either part of his larp or he thought it would ingratiate him to the community, I'd stake money on one of those

This is the closest to correct.

He's somehow financially or socially dependent on his extended family who expect him to go to Church, so he has to stop the bender for an hour or two to go to church, which is why he always shits on going to church.

This is retarded balldo behaviour, it just communicates that he doesn't give a fuck whether the kids are "in the way", and will expose them to the degeneracy of the cult traphouse because only Scandinavian prude kids would complain about BASED libertine behaviour. Which is almost as horrifying as being a paedo.

If your highest moral principle is getting hedonistic pleasure, these things spill into each other. Not trying to make some pre-crime assessment here though.

You may recall that the oldest child has been made the scapegoat by the balldowashers because he should've "stepped up" so his parents could have a polycule party. I wonder what the likelihood is that the 16 y/o was not at home when this happened because he actually had a job? Time may or may not tell.

Maybe, though if you're 16 you know exactly what is happening at home. You'd almost certainly take any excuse to be out of the house, so he might have been staying with friends, working, anything to not be around his fucked up parents/Aaron and April.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

So I've just scrolled through the highlights of about 100 pages of this thread and the people here have already figured out that the chances of a false positive on that test are low but I keep hearing the same cope from the balldo washers.

Once you realize that the purpose of the 500 pg threshold is to cut off most false positives, then the situation becomes more dire. Especially at 10x.

But hey, maybe the libertarian Rekooma will dazzle the court with facts and logic, and get off completely. I don't discount this possibility, as the prosecution in the criminal justice system is ostensibly meant to face a very high burden of proof. Only the dumbest of criminals would be swept up.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

100% it's someone in the courthouse looking to go ahead and publicly bury Nick. This is as close to a kill shot you can get. This is "get the fuck out of our town" shit.

Wouldn't exposing these documents severely hurt the state's case against Nick as he could claim a miscarriage of justice over leaked documents?