Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[holyhandgrenade]

I don't wanna be under the thumb of an legal system lmao
we know
He's fighting for our liberty bro
I 100% realize that court and court of public opinion are different
lmao
conseqence is I have to deal with it but I might ahve to deal with legal misreadings or legal misreadings
gnn
wife and I didn't intervene in case of our children
secretary of state?
close result may reuqiore a runoff?
may not go on against their party hard?
He's coping really hard and saying that he can't intervene in his children's case

 

[CoomerTine]

Lmao he did the Trump thing

“They’re not after me they’re after you, I’m just in the way”

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Man, Crack Cokeita is a hell of a drug.

 

[PULL UP]

He's looking even worse than last stream, and those "sores" on his arms look fresh

 

[Chibitzen]

I see he's a law channel again...

444K subscribers, sheesh. Just looked. Also his eyes look sunken.

 

[Potato CPA]

Do you think he subconsciously put up wall decorations that are ALL looking away from the corner demon? Or was it intentional?
It's as if they're trying to get the audience to not look in once specific direction...

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

He looks like he would be very easy to overpower and rape in the shower.

"Wassup nigga."

 

[AnOminous]

Lol Nick is laying out his entire defense for the prosecution to plan to attack, good job Crackieta

Hasn't Nick himself said talking about your defense plan is completely retarded?

I guess it isn't retarded when Nick does it since rules don't apply to this faggot.

How's that working out for you dude?

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Nick is doing his Lionel Hutz fast talking routine to try and pretend like he knows the law again, it's embarrassing.

500 isn't the detectable limit, that's just the reporting limit they decided to use. For jobs that require a security clearance or some law enforcement jobs that require testing, the maximum allowable limit is 150 or 200.

Thanks brotha.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Nick is fighting for my liberty, guys! I don't know what issues in the process presented so far to us is something that I shouldn't be okay with. People concerned about your obvious demeanor change and the fact your kids appeared to not be bathing led them to telling a pastor, who then reported it as mandated. That feels like a community looking out for the 5 kids of a couple that suddenly are acting like swinging cokeheads.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Lmao he did the Trump thing

“They’re not after me they’re after you, I’m just in the way”

No. I'm pretty sure they are after you. I don't have mountains of coke in my house.

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Do you think he subconsciously put up wall decorations that are ALL looking away from the corner demon? Or was it intentional?
It's as if they're trying to get the audience to not look in once specific direction...

Depp isn't buying any of Nick's shit. The cat is looking down in embarrassment.

 

[AnOminous]

He looks like he would be very easy to overpower and rape in the shower.

Lmao are you retarded? You'd have to overpower HIM not to be forced to fuck him in the ass!

 

[Sam Losco]

What a dumb motherfucker.
>They can't prove I used cocaine
They don't have to dumbass, they are charging you with possession, not use.
>Ask yourself if you'd want to be in this position ... I'm fighting for you too
Yeah you dumb shit, I wouldn't want to be in that position, that's why I don't do cocaine. It's pretty fucking easy.

 

[PULL UP]

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Do you think he subconsciously put up wall decorations that are ALL looking away from the corner demon? Or was it intentional?
It's as if they're trying to get the audience to not look in once specific direction...

Looks like someone finally told him about the Rule of Thirds, and he clearly misunderstood.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Literally nothing you say matters because you're not the government lmao
his audio is so fucking bad

he said they didn't used to redact the ethics complaint but they do now
I doubt it
Edit: gonna be boring as shit

 

[Strix454]

First they came for the guys with 26g of coke in their bedrooms who don't feed their dirty-clothes wearing kids.
Then they came for me.

The line that defends all our freedoms is the right to run a trap house full of kids. If we give up there, we lose everything and the nazis will re-open the camps gassing everyone.

Nick is fighting for our freedoms in the same way Hulk Hogan fought for our freedoms against the Iron Sheik. All of you can do what you want, but I'm standing with Nick and the Hulkster.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah you dumb shit, I wouldn't want to be in that position, that's why I don't do cocaine. It's pretty fucking easy.

I don't need this nigger to fight for my right to have mountains of cocaine, because I figured this amazing idea out, long ago. If you don't want to be arrested for having mountains of cocaine, just don't do cocaine!

Is this hard to understand? I guess Nick's argument might appeal to cokeheads, and grifters like Barnes.

But for the rest of us, just avoid the whole cocaine bust thing by not having cocaine.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Oh he is gonna do a graphic novel in the rippa verse about shit lawyers
riigtttt
Should I be summarizing this in the chat instead?

 

[Red flaming panda]

Re:

Remember when Nick was all "for the fans!"? Yeah, it was during the time he was pretending to give a shit about Vic. Now he's telling everyone "fuck you right in your goddamn mouth".

>This was the equivalent to the acolyte. Like Nick's response was on the level of Disney's Star wars

 

[CoomerTine]

Crackieta is gonna do a graphic novel about his own law career?