Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Even better still, the first initial campaign for Vaedo almost a whole ass year ago yielded only 71k. On his mainline book. selling to only 1.2k it's not until now, a whole ass year later, that it's finally broken the 100k threshold, on his mainline comic. That isn't finished... And probably won't be out till later this year AT best.

While Eric beat that out on day one, on his fourth book, which is a side character's first full appearance. Meaning if this doesn't sell to Eric's liking, he can just stop this run immediately, and use him sparingly in the main story. Also, they will more than likely get the thing when Eric says they will get it in a few months or so.

So where exactly is the burn? Oh, right, like I said: "it didn't make ten Rippillion dollars on day one ACK ACK ACK!!!"
The other hilarious thing is that because of Juju and his pet pedo sperging about Eric July I've now had to look into the Rippaverse and in found that two of my friend's favorite Punisher vets are working on projects in it so now he's buying the Rippaverse stuff to support the guys he grew up reading.

Thanks Juju, least you did something useful while jacking that little cock of yours pretending you're milking an udder to deal with your bottom dysphoria.
 
What a glorious self-destruction over sweet fuck all. In honor of Eric July's sales and Dax getting passed the curse, here's a parody for the celebration
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I love how the stream abruptly ends as soon as it looks like he's about to put on the medallion. Probably intentionally but that was definitely kino.
He's too much of a pussy to actually say the incantation and wear it. Even a Godless lout like Dax Herrera fears whatever supernatural force is attached to that medallion.
 
Hey, that guy who dresses up like Juju the Cow to get buttfucked by hookers with strapons, is wearing a Sonichu medallion. Imagine being such a colossal failure, with zero relevancy, that you try and use a cursed object from a literal retarded motherfucker to get people to pay attention to you. All that is left is Juju rotting in his Barbie dream shack, surrounded by pedophiles and cope. Lol. Lmao even.
 
I have a theory ths Sonichu medallion doesn't necessarily have demons in it as some stated but are cursed artifacts that amplify vices and bad character traits
To go full woowoo here. He does this on the full moon, right after summer solstice, in a period of time where solar storms are high (have been scientifically proven to change behaviour patterns in both people and animals).
There's power in intent and power in collective belief. If enough people believe that the sonichu medallion is cursed then it practically is. Naturally these people 'cursed' by such an object have self immolated by none other than their own behaviours and flaws.

If nothing else we have a funny clip to point back to when Dax inevitably has his moment. If 1300+ pages don't already paint the picture clearly lol!
 
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This is NOT going to end well.

EDIT: He did not wear it on stream, he said maybe next week people can vote on whether or not he puts it on, or X amount of donations and he wears it. It's clearly a bit but he's fucking with forces beyond our comprehension here. Personally I wouldn't tempt fate so brazenly.
He's afraid to put it on, what a coward.
 
Juju, Eric didn't "get Riley arrested". You can read, can't you?
He knows he's lying and he's deliberately lying just to piss you off. He knows Eric July had nothing to do with his pet retard getting arrested by harassing random people in a parking lot and getting the cops called on him by the owner. He was told to leave, he didn't, cops showed up, he had prior warrants, and was obviously arrested on them.

Diddler Dax knows this, since he was the one who told Riley to do this, probably in DMs on Xitter, which is why he is now panicking that criminal charges have resulted. He told Riley to commit these crimes.
 
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