Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TexOffender]

Crackieta is gonna do a graphic novel about his own law career?

He'll write a foreword then never finish it.

 

[AnOminous]

Crackieta is gonna do a graphic novel about his own law career?

That would be the length of an anti-smoking pamphlet.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Lmao are you retarded? You'd have to overpower HIM not to be forced to fuck him in the ass!

No dick in prison would be safe from Nick's hungry holes.

>They can't prove I used cocaine

Sure. You don't use coke. You are just holding it as a hedge against inflation. Fucking moron.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

He’s lost his god damn mind rambling idiot he’s going to talk himself into the to electric chair despite Minnesota having no death penalty.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Just tell me I'm a piece of shit but they want an entity to do it instead.
Wow retards sending ethics complaints means so much
He's trying to return to his old content from the vic era but he never will
AARP handjobs joke
Edit: this is just embarrassing

 

[murph]

HIs mic is absolute shit, it sounds like he's broadcasting from underwater somewhere.

Technically he is underwater, but in a poetic sense. What a maroon.

 

[There She Glows]

Someone allegedly clipped April in the background.

 

[Zucotti Manicotti]

When he's not talking about his own legal troubles and seething about local CPS his show is unwatchable. He really needs to get back to doing rails of coke and getting black out drunk. He really is just a richer more educated Ethan Ralph.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

The shirt he is wearing already looks like prison garb lmao
first uper chat he reads says thank you for not killing yourself
second is a joke about a million dollars lmao
bail was only $50k cope
he says he will get back to trial streaming yeah right
he actually read a super chat about aaron and said he hopes he makes a million dollars fantastic
he coped about taking add meds ad modafinil
Edit: while he is doing a goofy voice you can visibly see the sores on his arms still look at both his arms
oh he is gonna do an ad read nevermind he got cucked by rumble lmao
he thought he was gonna make money
Edit: the only ad he was able to read was for a low T ad lmao

 

[Sharpeteer]

>Ask yourself if you'd want to be in this position ... I'm fighting for you too

I don't want Nick to "fight for me."

I don't want to lose everything.

I'd rather everyone else just fight him. That's an easy win.

 

[DuranceVile]

Someone allegedly clipped April in the background.

Nick if asked about this:

"I WISH there was someone in the corner. Sadly it's just the corpse of Bill Clinton's career. In a blue dress. With the cum stains. On Epstein's plane."

 

[Sam Losco]

Note that he went on and on about how he has complied with taking a drug test when they ordered him too.... but that wasn't the issue revealed in the JV document. The issue was that they both withdrew authorization for those results to be shared with CPS. Fucking weasel.

 

[murph]

"This is literally just a test stream" sounds a lot like "test dream" and this is no dream, this is really happening, Nick. It's not like that dream where you show up naked to a class you don't remember enrolling in. Your kids are gone and you don't know how they are tonight.

This absolute asshole has no fucking care or concern about getting his own children back. The only important thing is his ego and his "celebrity".

 

[Chibitzen]

He'll write a foreword then never finish it.

Now to be fair, his legal experience would only fit on one page. The graphic part of the novel must be a "what not to do".

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

The demon cat has always been there, he is the corner demon sent out to observe the cursed souls of Sonichu and report back.

His assaignment is Nick-chan Rekietachu at the moment, leave the demon cat be.....least you be cursed as well

"I am not a cat"

Indeed

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

Whoa, was that April on the hot mic? This audio is so weird. If anyone is watching the Casino.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

He's snorting coke on a hot mic

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

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Do you think he subconsciously put up wall decorations that are ALL looking away from the corner demon? Or was it intentional?
It's as if they're trying to get the audience to not look in once specific direction...

Ah hah! You don't understand the cleverness of a professional non-practicing lawyer. He put April's litter box opposite of the cuck chair so she doesn't even need to leave the room!

 

[SandyCat]

Even youtube's livestream chat AI is shitting on him

 

[Schpoots]

The kasino claims they can hear Rekieta (or april) snorting a rail of coccaine during the rumble studio tech portion of the stream.